Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Now: back to haiku!
Reduce life to syllables.
Grand-dad has a cock.
Haiku # 76022, September 2, 2022 1:32 pm ET
by Hen in the Fox House
Cyrillic spammers.
Endless useless verbiage.
Think I'll take a nap.
Haiku # 76021, September 2, 2022 1:26 pm ET
by Pushkin's Mother in Law
Hey, Paolo Freire:
You are so FULL of SHIT. Yes.
I'm talking to YOU.
Haiku # 76020, September 2, 2022 1:22 pm ET
by Pedagogy of the Damned
he is obnoxious/
Why the fuck does he do this?
Coping strategy
Haiku # 76019, September 2, 2022 12:35 pm ET
by Mostasezo (for eris) of Cope4Eris
Hey Michalowski:
Write a haiku or go home.
We kontrol your base.
Haiku # 76012, August 29, 2022 10:08 am ET
by Vladdie Putin of Kremlin
Cheap didgeridoo
Repurpose the cardboard tube
from paper towels
Haiku # 76010, August 28, 2022 10:43 pm ET
by Kangaroo Charmer of Down Under
Albertmek: EAT me.
Actually, on second thought,
Just check yourself in.
Haiku # 76009, August 28, 2022 7:28 pm ET
by Meds for Algorithms of Rehab
Cumbia profunda:
Hay que sentir y saber
la buena onda.
Haiku # 76008, August 28, 2022 7:26 pm ET
by CUMBIA of musica
Say it again
Haiku # 76006, August 28, 2022 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beasts are gonna beast.
Humans are gonna human.
Latins gonna lat.
Haiku # 76003, August 24, 2022 7:47 pm ET
by Jogger of Latinate Latitudes
Submit or be damned
The center line broken the beast
Has spoken latin
Haiku # 76001, August 24, 2022 4:47 pm ET
by Vhs
job today: cold calls
sorry did i bother you?
give me fucking cash
Haiku # 76000, August 24, 2022 9:14 am ET
by Lunicingus of U mom Wallet
Man Ray, manta ray
Whatever. The art still stings.
Nineteen-thirties. Now.
Haiku # 75998, August 21, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Look Out For That Barbed Tail
Pillaging the zoo,
The primates are flinging poo.
Closest human's you.
Haiku # 75997, August 21, 2022 12:57 pm ET
by De Scent of Man, Origin of Species
a woke absurdist
proudly dada and mama
hermaphrodite ray
Haiku # 75996, August 21, 2022 8:48 am ET
by ash of it's surreally art
middle aged haiku
pushes mature gravitas
over the edgy
Haiku # 75995, August 21, 2022 8:35 am ET
by ash
Squat over the hole
Defecate wearing high heels
Am I overdressed?
Haiku # 75994, August 21, 2022 5:39 am ET
by Kaka Chanel of Follow your nose
Yes -- we are ready!
Primed and ready for the war...
Haiku civil war.
Haiku # 75993, August 20, 2022 5:38 pm ET
by Syllabic Secession from U.S.
Abraxas is great.
Inspired by Hermann Hesse.
A true gnostic work.
Haiku # 75992, August 20, 2022 5:34 pm ET
by You So Dumb You Don't Even Know What Gnostic Means of Carl Jung's Mother-in-law
Santana album.
The name of the song: TABOO.
(from seventy-one)
Haiku # 75991, August 20, 2022 5:26 pm ET
by Even though Carlos Himself is Full of Shit (spiritually)
Return to the corpse.
Have intimate relations
with the dead body.
Haiku # 75990, August 20, 2022 5:23 pm ET
by Body as Text of Book Without Organs
Cut out the organs.
Leave the organless corpse there;
The corpse of haiku.
Haiku # 75989, August 20, 2022 5:15 pm ET
by Necrophilia of Haiku Verse
Dearest Uncle Clem:
Could it be yore own pore self
Done gave me scabies?
Haiku # 75988, August 20, 2022 5:13 pm ET
by Suffering in the Hills of Billy Q.
You cursed losers.
You post haiku at this site.
What is wrong with you?
Haiku # 75987, August 20, 2022 5:09 pm ET
by What is Wrong with ME?
I will use a cheap
Tracfone to post haiku whilst
In a parking lot
Haiku # 75986, August 20, 2022 3:24 pm ET
by Rc cola
All over the West:
Dangerously confused kids.
All over. (The West)
Haiku # 75983, August 20, 2022 1:02 pm ET
by Screeching About something of iPhone
Squat over the hole.
Meditate on high ideals.
Then watch what comes out.
Haiku # 75982, August 19, 2022 10:38 pm ET
by Cloaca of Orient
Philippines restroom
Hold my beer, Fukushima!
Watch me shit this out
Haiku # 75981, August 19, 2022 9:06 pm ET
by Cheese Aisle of Darth’s colon
Japanese toilet.
Identify your asshole
on global camera.
Haiku # 75980, August 19, 2022 8:09 pm ET
by Taxonomies of Implosion
Modern art priesthood:
They interpret it for me.
Postmodern vomit.
Haiku # 75979, August 19, 2022 8:07 pm ET
by Cultural Cleansing of Revaluation of all Values
Restroom Attendant
A gentle robotic arm
assists with wiping
Haiku # 75978, August 19, 2022 8:06 pm ET
by Asshole of Century
Jackson P. mentioned:
pissing and also shitting.
Abstract expressions.
Haiku # 75977, August 19, 2022 7:57 pm ET
by Haiku Art Criticism of Uptown Toiletry
Jackson Pollock's piss
in Peggy G's fireplace:
urinary art.
Haiku # 75976, August 19, 2022 7:55 pm ET
by Abstract Expressions of Urination Guggenheim
How on earth does a
Anyone eat 73
Moon pies, 8 min?
Haiku # 75974, August 19, 2022 3:19 pm ET
by Rc cola
Art imitates farts
The Jackson Pollock splatter
Brown back-end batter
Haiku # 75972, August 19, 2022 12:34 pm ET
by If I knew you was coming of Id have baked a cake
we are butt players
on the janky stage of life
you can kiss my arts
Haiku # 75971, August 19, 2022 10:09 am ET
by ash
Abundant fuel source
Unidentified (It’s Darth)
Flatulent Object
Haiku # 75970, August 19, 2022 8:27 am ET
by Don’t Look of Up
This world is a show:
Badly-written comedy,
Too much fake laughter.
Haiku # 75969, August 19, 2022 7:37 am ET
by Not Laughing at the Birth of Tragedy
Grandma have a cock
Barnyard are SOOOO oppressive.
Grandpa have a hen.
Haiku # 75968, August 18, 2022 9:18 am ET
by Gender Cluck of Pronoun Scoldings of Haiku Poultry
January sixth
and the armies of Q and
Other Lib delusions
Haiku # 75967, August 17, 2022 10:09 pm ET
by Donald John Hitler of Achtung !
Mixed outcomes: stuffed hen.
Farce. Extra cheesy haiku.
Grandma has rooster.
Haiku # 75965, August 16, 2022 2:16 pm ET
by Coo Clucks Clan of Barnyard Yarn Bard
Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Cakes with extra cream.
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 75962, August 15, 2022 6:09 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of *Corrections Facility
Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Pies with extra cream.
Grandma has cock
Haiku # 75961, August 15, 2022 6:08 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
First time shoplifting
The moon cakes are expensive
Shove them down your pants
Haiku # 75959, August 14, 2022 11:52 am ET
by Police Blotter of Old Willow
The artist rests but
Only if in peace just mad
Empty suffering

Goodbye sweet angel
Haiku # 75956, August 12, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by Waiting for godot
Art imitates life
But sheeple don’t want to know
Distracted by lies

They worship false stars
That influence their thinking
And lull them to sleep

They’ll never ask why
They’re too in love with the dream
They’d rather pretend

Live within a show
They obey their programming
Cursed television

Under blind obedience
Admiring foes

That have enslaved them
They can’t tell the difference
Destroyed discernment

Out of convenience
Afraid of truth’s wilderness
They snooze through alarms

Falling for dark charms
Slaves to the hypnotism
Comatose zombies.
Haiku # 75954, August 11, 2022 8:44 pm ET
by Seoul Sister of
I feel like raimen
On to the next oh bent oh
I'd use a fork though.
Haiku # 75952, August 11, 2022 3:31 pm ET
by Waiting for godot
I like you too, Ash
But I am more of a cat
Lyrically speaking
Haiku # 75951, August 11, 2022 3:05 pm ET
by Lucifer Sam of SIAM CAT
these verses are fine
dogs are not that discerning
they even like me
Haiku # 75950, August 11, 2022 8:54 am ET
by ash
no-one is perfect
just be better when you can
because it's a start
Haiku # 75949, August 10, 2022 10:26 pm ET
by ash
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