Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 243 Days and 77168 Haiku later...

Mixed outcomes: stuffed hen.
Farce. Extra cheesy haiku.
Grandma has rooster.
Haiku # 75965, August 16, 2022 2:16 pm ET
by Coo Clucks Clan of Barnyard Yarn Bard
Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Cakes with extra cream.
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 75962, August 15, 2022 6:09 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of *Corrections Facility
Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Pies with extra cream.
Grandma has cock
Haiku # 75961, August 15, 2022 6:08 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
First time shoplifting
The moon cakes are expensive
Shove them down your pants
Haiku # 75959, August 14, 2022 11:52 am ET
by Police Blotter of Old Willow
The artist rests but
Only if in peace just mad
Empty suffering

Goodbye sweet angel
Haiku # 75956, August 12, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by Waiting for godot
Art imitates life
But sheeple don’t want to know
Distracted by lies

They worship false stars
That influence their thinking
And lull them to sleep

They’ll never ask why
They’re too in love with the dream
They’d rather pretend

Live within a show
They obey their programming
Cursed television

Under blind obedience
Admiring foes

That have enslaved them
They can’t tell the difference
Destroyed discernment

Out of convenience
Afraid of truth’s wilderness
They snooze through alarms

Falling for dark charms
Slaves to the hypnotism
Comatose zombies.
Haiku # 75954, August 11, 2022 8:44 pm ET
by Seoul Sister of
I feel like raimen
On to the next oh bent oh
I'd use a fork though.
Haiku # 75952, August 11, 2022 3:31 pm ET
by Waiting for godot
I like you too, Ash
But I am more of a cat
Lyrically speaking
Haiku # 75951, August 11, 2022 3:05 pm ET
by Lucifer Sam of SIAM CAT
these verses are fine
dogs are not that discerning
they even like me
Haiku # 75950, August 11, 2022 8:54 am ET
by ash
no-one is perfect
just be better when you can
because it's a start
Haiku # 75949, August 10, 2022 10:26 pm ET
by ash
details aside are
we still posting the loud part
spoken quietly?
Haiku # 75948, August 9, 2022 1:10 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 75947, August 8, 2022 4:19 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
You drive off the lot
Is there nothing like that smell
of a new haiku?
Haiku # 75946, August 8, 2022 4:19 pm ET
by Junior Samples of BR5r9
My head popped out on
A spring, cat played with it purring...
Boi oi oi oi oing
Haiku # 75945, August 8, 2022 2:41 pm ET
by Waiting for godot
Will he won't he he
Forgot, he is a she then
Wild became insane
Haiku # 75944, August 8, 2022 2:39 pm ET
by Vhs
Ah, so there he is
That stupid motherfucker
What a fuckin' tool
Haiku # 75943, August 7, 2022 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of 99942 Apophis
What if it turns out
God is just a big old dink
Flapping in the wind
Haiku # 75942, August 7, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by Full of Questions
Haiku guides my steps:
Failing into the fullness
of my destiny
Haiku # 75941, August 7, 2022 2:02 pm ET
by Failure is the new SUCCESS of Syllabic Net-worth
The Doctor is in!
Banish your low self esteem.
We’re all losers here
Haiku # 75940, August 6, 2022 8:59 pm ET
by Loser Census of Old Willow
I write these poems
then I realize once more
that I am useless.
Haiku # 75939, August 6, 2022 1:45 pm ET
by Realistic Appraisal of Self
You write these poems
You say you’re a great poet
I believe you now
Haiku # 75938, August 6, 2022 11:55 am ET
by Fancier of Poetry
Faces change. It's strange...
Aging rock stars remember
And choose their coffins.
Haiku # 75937, August 6, 2022 11:55 am ET
by Lines of Hotel Kalifornia
I'm happy to sit
To watch the clouds drift and change.
Haiku # 75935, August 5, 2022 5:13 pm ET
by Brandon Support Unit 342A of Dementia is Awareness
Bad Haiku goes deep,
Down to the lowest level.
Figpucker digs it.
Haiku # 75934, August 5, 2022 2:12 pm ET
by Deep Lines of Your Face
shine on, bad haiku !
quarter of a century
and never better

relic of the net
james interwebb telescope
to our distant past

go supernova
look deep into our black holes
see the stars twinkle
Haiku # 75933, August 5, 2022 11:15 am ET
by ash of the infinite space between between submissions
Adam sees Eve's dink.
They argue over pronouns . . .
Updated version
Haiku # 75930, August 2, 2022 4:36 pm ET
by Edam and Ave of Garden of Cheese
Fig leaf of Adam
falls gently and gracefully
Eve sees Adam’s dink
Haiku # 75925, August 1, 2022 6:06 am ET
by True stories of the Bible
First leaf of autumn
Falls gently and gracefully:
Last days of July.
Haiku # 75924, July 31, 2022 7:41 am ET
by Figpucker's Summer Vacation
Is he a cyclops?
The eye of Tom Bosley’s cock
No! Just an old dick.
Haiku # 75921, July 30, 2022 11:03 pm ET
by Nap of Dirt
pudgy, pale soft boys
effeminate freaks, green hair
there's a lot these days
Haiku # 75919, July 29, 2022 8:29 am ET
by I'm for Your Freedumb to Freak of Course . . .
Wham bam thank u spam
Can't even syllabify
U dumb algorithm
Haiku # 75918, July 28, 2022 11:45 pm ET
by Selassie I of Greater Ithiopia
New England matrons
Think they are such firebrands
But they're just old frumps.
Haiku # 75915, July 28, 2022 11:11 am ET
by Clipped Hair Mean Faced Biddies of Cluck Cluck Cluck
Ezra got Pounded
By his own bad poetry
And Chineseries.
Haiku # 75914, July 27, 2022 10:14 pm ET
by Cho-Fu-Sa of Cantos Shmantos
Ah, what a welcome.
I married a screech-machine.
And she turns me ON.
Haiku # 75913, July 26, 2022 8:57 pm ET
by And Then Off Again of Screechy Is Peachy
A sewage puddle
Surrounded by underwear.
Darth’s style….ITS STINKY!!
Haiku # 75912, July 26, 2022 8:40 am ET
by Noticer of Details
You actually
Cannot write haiku at all
You dull bot, you.
Haiku # 75911, July 26, 2022 5:49 am ET
by Over 80 % of Internet Commentary is A.I. of And Darth and Janis are Both Bots
A sewage puddle
surrounded by tin-roof shacks.
Third-world. It's . . . VIBRANT.
Haiku # 75909, July 25, 2022 4:34 pm ET
by Papa Doc of Saint Ouverture
Things are not so bad
Unless you live in Haiti
Forgot about that
Haiku # 75908, July 25, 2022 12:57 am ET
by Do people like things?
I ask: “Who’s on first?”
Almost got to first base once.
(with Darth Figpucker)
Haiku # 75907, July 24, 2022 1:55 am ET
by All Stars of Haiku
Elvis is the king.
Velvet voice of Rock'nRoll:
Declan McManus
Haiku # 75906, July 24, 2022 12:42 am ET
by Bud Abbot of Lou Costello
Jerry Lee Lewis...
His cousin Jimmy Swaggart.
So- what does this mean?
Haiku # 75905, July 24, 2022 12:16 am ET
by Open-ended Madness of Haiku
Overthinking it:
Mention old boomer movies...
Identify self.
Haiku # 75904, July 24, 2022 12:13 am ET
by Born in Postwar of Pre-cybernetics
Hiker in distress
“Coyote tried to blow me”
“Ran off with my dick!”
Haiku # 75903, July 23, 2022 9:55 pm ET
by Emoji of Babaganoush
Henry Fonda’s corpse
lifts from the murky bottom
of this Golden Pond
Haiku # 75902, July 23, 2022 8:04 pm ET
by Listen Listen of Who’s Pissin’?
Tickling the ivories
Tickling cousin clitoris
Jerry Lee Lewis
Haiku # 75901, July 23, 2022 7:54 am ET
by Incest of Underwater
a piano falls into the old pond --
F-sharp Major
Haiku # 75900, July 23, 2022 1:17 am ET
by Sprogvader of イングランド
end of spring --
the moonlight dries my hair
Haiku # 75899, July 23, 2022 1:08 am ET
by Sprogvader of イングランド
Dead husband money
Some slip on banana peels
Some will fall of cliffs
Haiku # 75898, July 22, 2022 10:30 am ET
by Myriad of Options
Fuck that should have been
Man BOOBS, autocorrect sucks ass
Five more syllables
Haiku # 75897, July 22, 2022 8:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What about man books?
Sometimes unavoidable
Too much Del Taco
Haiku # 75896, July 22, 2022 8:44 am ET
by Manboob Appreciation Committee
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