Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 222 Days and 77145 Haiku later...

Haiku guides my steps:
Failing into the fullness
of my destiny
Haiku # 75941, August 7, 2022 2:02 pm ET
by Failure is the new SUCCESS of Syllabic Net-worth
The Doctor is in!
Banish your low self esteem.
We’re all losers here
Haiku # 75940, August 6, 2022 8:59 pm ET
by Loser Census of Old Willow
I write these poems
then I realize once more
that I am useless.
Haiku # 75939, August 6, 2022 1:45 pm ET
by Realistic Appraisal of Self
You write these poems
You say you’re a great poet
I believe you now
Haiku # 75938, August 6, 2022 11:55 am ET
by Fancier of Poetry
Faces change. It's strange...
Aging rock stars remember
And choose their coffins.
Haiku # 75937, August 6, 2022 11:55 am ET
by Lines of Hotel Kalifornia
I'm happy to sit
To watch the clouds drift and change.
Haiku # 75935, August 5, 2022 5:13 pm ET
by Brandon Support Unit 342A of Dementia is Awareness
Bad Haiku goes deep,
Down to the lowest level.
Figpucker digs it.
Haiku # 75934, August 5, 2022 2:12 pm ET
by Deep Lines of Your Face
shine on, bad haiku !
quarter of a century
and never better

relic of the net
james interwebb telescope
to our distant past

go supernova
look deep into our black holes
see the stars twinkle
Haiku # 75933, August 5, 2022 11:15 am ET
by ash of the infinite space between between submissions
Adam sees Eve's dink.
They argue over pronouns . . .
Updated version
Haiku # 75930, August 2, 2022 4:36 pm ET
by Edam and Ave of Garden of Cheese
Fig leaf of Adam
falls gently and gracefully
Eve sees Adam’s dink
Haiku # 75925, August 1, 2022 6:06 am ET
by True stories of the Bible
First leaf of autumn
Falls gently and gracefully:
Last days of July.
Haiku # 75924, July 31, 2022 7:41 am ET
by Figpucker's Summer Vacation
Is he a cyclops?
The eye of Tom Bosley’s cock
No! Just an old dick.
Haiku # 75921, July 30, 2022 11:03 pm ET
by Nap of Dirt
pudgy, pale soft boys
effeminate freaks, green hair
there's a lot these days
Haiku # 75919, July 29, 2022 8:29 am ET
by I'm for Your Freedumb to Freak of Course . . .
Wham bam thank u spam
Can't even syllabify
U dumb algorithm
Haiku # 75918, July 28, 2022 11:45 pm ET
by Selassie I of Greater Ithiopia
New England matrons
Think they are such firebrands
But they're just old frumps.
Haiku # 75915, July 28, 2022 11:11 am ET
by Clipped Hair Mean Faced Biddies of Cluck Cluck Cluck
Ezra got Pounded
By his own bad poetry
And Chineseries.
Haiku # 75914, July 27, 2022 10:14 pm ET
by Cho-Fu-Sa of Cantos Shmantos
Ah, what a welcome.
I married a screech-machine.
And she turns me ON.
Haiku # 75913, July 26, 2022 8:57 pm ET
by And Then Off Again of Screechy Is Peachy
A sewage puddle
Surrounded by underwear.
Darth’s style….ITS STINKY!!
Haiku # 75912, July 26, 2022 8:40 am ET
by Noticer of Details
You actually
Cannot write haiku at all
You dull bot, you.
Haiku # 75911, July 26, 2022 5:49 am ET
by Over 80 % of Internet Commentary is A.I. of And Darth and Janis are Both Bots
A sewage puddle
surrounded by tin-roof shacks.
Third-world. It's . . . VIBRANT.
Haiku # 75909, July 25, 2022 4:34 pm ET
by Papa Doc of Saint Ouverture
Things are not so bad
Unless you live in Haiti
Forgot about that
Haiku # 75908, July 25, 2022 12:57 am ET
by Do people like things?
I ask: “Who’s on first?”
Almost got to first base once.
(with Darth Figpucker)
Haiku # 75907, July 24, 2022 1:55 am ET
by All Stars of Haiku
Elvis is the king.
Velvet voice of Rock'nRoll:
Declan McManus
Haiku # 75906, July 24, 2022 12:42 am ET
by Bud Abbot of Lou Costello
Jerry Lee Lewis...
His cousin Jimmy Swaggart.
So- what does this mean?
Haiku # 75905, July 24, 2022 12:16 am ET
by Open-ended Madness of Haiku
Overthinking it:
Mention old boomer movies...
Identify self.
Haiku # 75904, July 24, 2022 12:13 am ET
by Born in Postwar of Pre-cybernetics
Hiker in distress
“Coyote tried to blow me”
“Ran off with my dick!”
Haiku # 75903, July 23, 2022 9:55 pm ET
by Emoji of Babaganoush
Henry Fonda’s corpse
lifts from the murky bottom
of this Golden Pond
Haiku # 75902, July 23, 2022 8:04 pm ET
by Listen Listen of Who’s Pissin’?
Tickling the ivories
Tickling cousin clitoris
Jerry Lee Lewis
Haiku # 75901, July 23, 2022 7:54 am ET
by Incest of Underwater
a piano falls into the old pond --
F-sharp Major
Haiku # 75900, July 23, 2022 1:17 am ET
by Sprogvader of イングランド
end of spring --
the moonlight dries my hair
Haiku # 75899, July 23, 2022 1:08 am ET
by Sprogvader of イングランド
Dead husband money
Some slip on banana peels
Some will fall of cliffs
Haiku # 75898, July 22, 2022 10:30 am ET
by Myriad of Options
Fuck that should have been
Man BOOBS, autocorrect sucks ass
Five more syllables
Haiku # 75897, July 22, 2022 8:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What about man books?
Sometimes unavoidable
Too much Del Taco
Haiku # 75896, July 22, 2022 8:44 am ET
by Manboob Appreciation Committee
We need more DADS now!
Young men need a role model.
But no dads with tits...
Haiku # 75895, July 21, 2022 4:50 pm ET
by Matriarchal Malarkey of Intertoobz of Boobz
Well, that explains it.
He was a crummy father
and he’d screw a cat
Haiku # 75894, July 21, 2022 4:15 pm ET
by Butter of Paws
dad says i'm a slut
technically my step dad
also a toaster
Haiku # 75893, July 21, 2022 10:05 am ET
by bread of butter face
Ash!!!!! How have you been?
Look, there's no spam in these parts.
That's all that is new.
Haiku # 75892, July 20, 2022 8:49 pm ET
by Janis of It's hot here
i am old and tired
but poetry makes my young
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 75891, July 20, 2022 8:47 pm ET
by ash
been away long time
yet haiku remains within
basho my brains out
Haiku # 75890, July 20, 2022 8:46 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 75889, July 20, 2022 5:14 pm ET
by Haiku McHike
Let’s never forget the Loudest Fart in the World
Herkimer, New York
Haiku # 75888, July 20, 2022 7:03 am ET
by Gas of Yesteryear
The poets on here
write interesting poetry
but don’t always flush
Haiku # 75887, July 20, 2022 2:38 am ET
by Janitor of Can
Have you considered
ordering Apocalypse Meals?
They come in buckets
Haiku # 75884, July 19, 2022 12:58 am ET
by long of Pig
Our days are now spent.
Climbing the haiku mountain
was only a dream.
Haiku # 75883, July 17, 2022 12:11 am ET
by Peak of Clouds and Distant Mountain Ranges
A drowning man will clutch at a straw Link to proverb.
There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Ain't over till the fat lady sings - It.
Hold with the hare and run with the hounds - You can't.
Bread always falls buttered side down Link to proverb.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Haiku # 75882, July 15, 2022 11:09 am ET
by DavidDepsy of Norfolk Island
It's a good thing, no?
All poetry and not spam
A total arms race
Haiku # 75881, July 14, 2022 2:10 pm ET
by Webmaster of Fighting the good fight
i lose track of this
place for weeks and notice the
posts are all haiku
Haiku # 75880, July 14, 2022 11:27 am ET
by vhs of good
Big happy brown world:
Everybody gotz to TWERK
(Diversity dance.)
Haiku # 75879, July 13, 2022 10:01 am ET
by Big Fat Thing in a Thong
Georgia on my mind
Sweet peaches in summer sun...
as guidestones explode
Haiku # 75878, July 12, 2022 9:44 pm ET
by Mysterious Stranger of Depopulation Agenda
My man Kevinniz!
What up in Nigeria?
Haiku in tha house?
Haiku # 75877, July 12, 2022 1:00 pm ET
by Brianorr of Burkina Faso
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