Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 23 Days and 76198 Haiku later...

Ash!!!!! How have you been?
Look, there's no spam in these parts.
That's all that is new.
Haiku # 75892, July 20, 2022 8:49 pm ET
by Janis of It's hot here
i am old and tired
but poetry makes my young
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 75891, July 20, 2022 8:47 pm ET
by ash
been away long time
yet haiku remains within
basho my brains out
Haiku # 75890, July 20, 2022 8:46 pm ET
by ash
iT'S A GAS GAS GAS.
jUMPING jACK fLUSH DON'T CHA KNOW.
(qUIT GASLIGHTING ME)
Haiku # 75889, July 20, 2022 5:14 pm ET
by Haiku McHike
Let’s never forget the Loudest Fart in the World
Herkimer, New York
Haiku # 75888, July 20, 2022 7:03 am ET
by Gas of Yesteryear
The poets on here
write interesting poetry
but don’t always flush
Haiku # 75887, July 20, 2022 2:38 am ET
by Janitor of Can
Have you considered
ordering Apocalypse Meals?
They come in buckets
Haiku # 75884, July 19, 2022 12:58 am ET
by long of Pig
Our days are now spent.
Climbing the haiku mountain
was only a dream.
Haiku # 75883, July 17, 2022 12:11 am ET
by Peak of Clouds and Distant Mountain Ranges
A drowning man will clutch at a straw Link to proverb.
There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Ain't over till the fat lady sings - It.
Hold with the hare and run with the hounds - You can't.
Bread always falls buttered side down Link to proverb.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Haiku # 75882, July 15, 2022 11:09 am ET
by DavidDepsy of Norfolk Island
It's a good thing, no?
All poetry and not spam
A total arms race
Haiku # 75881, July 14, 2022 2:10 pm ET
by Webmaster of Fighting the good fight
i lose track of this
place for weeks and notice the
posts are all haiku
Haiku # 75880, July 14, 2022 11:27 am ET
by vhs of good
Big happy brown world:
Everybody gotz to TWERK
(Diversity dance.)
Haiku # 75879, July 13, 2022 10:01 am ET
by Big Fat Thing in a Thong
Georgia on my mind
Sweet peaches in summer sun...
as guidestones explode
Haiku # 75878, July 12, 2022 9:44 pm ET
by Mysterious Stranger of Depopulation Agenda
My man Kevinniz!
What up in Nigeria?
Haiku in tha house?
Haiku # 75877, July 12, 2022 1:00 pm ET
by Brianorr of Burkina Faso
Opera ain't over till the fat lady sings - The.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure Link to proverb.
Bigger, the better - The.
Make love not war.
The best things in life are free.
Every stick has two ends.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Haiku # 75876, July 12, 2022 6:39 am ET
by Kevinniz of Nigeria
You are in good hands
Figpucker’s Haiku Army
will fix all that’s wrong
Haiku # 75875, July 9, 2022 8:43 pm ET
by Colonel Angus of Old Willow Boot Camp
Here comes World War 4.
They are mobilizing troops.
Grab your popcorn now.
Haiku # 75874, July 8, 2022 6:08 pm ET
by Weimar Republic of AMURIKKKKA
Dr. Bruce Banner
Excellent bedside manner
(when penis is green)
Haiku # 75872, July 7, 2022 1:37 am ET
by Bulk of Hulk
Brian Wilson’s taint
If you hold your ear up to
You’ll hear the ocean
Haiku # 75870, July 5, 2022 1:25 pm ET
by Recipient of good vibrations ( don’t stop)
Toilet left un-flushed
But when you return, it’s gone…
Turd Burglar strikes again
Haiku # 75869, July 5, 2022 1:21 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Inhaling hot dogs
4th of July. The next morning…
Frankly… Got the runs
Haiku # 75868, July 5, 2022 1:17 pm ET
by Revenge of The Meat Byproducts
What a day for it
Firecracker ass rocket
I salute you, Darth!
Haiku # 75867, July 5, 2022 12:48 am ET
by Brown Skies of Philippines
Bamboo shoots for lunch
Then, under the fingernails
This restaurant’s torture!
Haiku # 75866, July 4, 2022 11:33 am ET
by Gordon Ramrod of Panda Pavilion
Gentle night rain falls
Upon the young bamboo grove . . .
Hey - put that down! HELP!
Haiku # 75864, July 3, 2022 8:29 am ET
by Haiku Poet 911 Recording of True Haiku Crime
I created this;
This entire haiku site.
It was not "Janis".
Haiku # 75863, July 3, 2022 8:23 am ET
by Delusions of Solipsism
We came. We saw. Then
We read one of Darth's haikus
And fart-vomited.
Haiku # 75862, July 3, 2022 8:19 am ET
by Virtually, of Course...
Haiku is the bomb.
Haiku is the witch's tit.
Haiku comes from God.
Haiku # 75861, July 3, 2022 8:15 am ET
by And It Is Almost As Fantastic As Donald Trump's Hair
My haiku blesses.
My verse is like a cool breeze
Or massive fart blast.
Haiku # 75860, July 3, 2022 8:08 am ET
by Haiku in Style of Figpucker-san
Of all shameful jobs
The most cringeworthy of all:
to WRITE about ROCK.
Haiku # 75859, July 3, 2022 8:00 am ET
by Greil Marcus of Eleanor Gerstley
Not "tragic" at all.
Kurt Cobain's suicide was
Quite hilarious.
Haiku # 75858, July 3, 2022 7:36 am ET
by Dumbass in Sweater Screaming into Mike of 1990s
Yuri Bezmenov.
He throws down tha best lyrix.
'Cause he K.G.B.
Haiku # 75857, July 2, 2022 11:08 pm ET
by Tomas Schuman of BitChute
Another haiku
Putting in my hours at
Haiku Factory
Haiku # 75856, July 1, 2022 10:46 pm ET
by CYAN hehe of Home
To Fu and Li Po
Hanging out in the washroom
There, they meet Lo Flo
Haiku # 75855, July 1, 2022 1:49 pm ET
by Mr. Floatie. (Doug) (aka Dookie) of Left behind
You! I.P. Daley:
What you write about China?
Yellow journalist!
Haiku # 75853, July 1, 2022 5:52 am ET
by Edgar Snow-job of CCP Bio-weapons Lunchbox
To Fu met Li Po.
Much wine consumed in moonlight.
Li Po pause to pee.
Haiku # 75852, July 1, 2022 5:46 am ET
by Yellow River of He Pee Nightly
Yo soy To Fu
Haiku # 75851, June 30, 2022 8:21 pm ET
by To Fu
The poet To Fu
bought an oscillating fan
and farted at it
Haiku # 75850, June 30, 2022 6:38 pm ET
by Your name of Carried by by the wind
the poet Tu Fu
walked next to the winding creek
unzipped took a leak
Haiku # 75849, June 30, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by Tu Fu's zipper of Pants too small
Gran found nootropics
discovering the right stack
it's epic pill time
Haiku # 75848, June 30, 2022 2:24 pm ET
by Dr. Oz of Sutnack
Read all about it
Mike Tyson prepare to box
Mutant uvula
Haiku # 75847, June 30, 2022 1:59 pm ET
by compère of u mom boxing glove
you can not spell Spam
without pam, perhaps she is
the mystery meat
Haiku # 75846, June 30, 2022 1:50 pm ET
by Meat Machine of Spam, NJ
oh autocorrect
you have mocked me yet again
why must I spell good?
Haiku # 75845, June 30, 2022 1:49 pm ET
by elevate of haiku rash
harken a larken
German translations are fun
stubbed my toezen
Haiku # 75844, June 30, 2022 1:46 pm ET
by Alfred Nickelbacken of WienerTown
it's a fucking desk
right in the fucking corner
time to fucking die
Haiku # 75843, June 30, 2022 1:38 pm ET
by f word fun of desk factory Mumbai
Buongiorno motherfuckers!
Haiku # 75841, June 30, 2022 10:21 am ET
by Bender of of Spaghetti
Science is scary
When you don't understand it
Because you're stupid
Haiku # 75840, June 30, 2022 9:41 am ET
by Praise Geeezus
Good Morning!
Haiku # 75839, June 30, 2022 2:44 am ET
by velolnen of Canada
Follow the Science!
Follow it right up your hole.
That's where your soul was.
Haiku # 75838, June 29, 2022 5:40 pm ET
by Wholistic Spirituality of Atheism Lite
Pfuck Pfizer. All lies.
Gates' father: Planned Parenthood.
Go look it up, dolt.
Haiku # 75837, June 29, 2022 5:38 pm ET
by Margaret Sanger of Your Mother
Same old characters
Just like here at Bad Haiku...
That's what you're saying?
Haiku # 75833, June 29, 2022 6:50 am ET
by Pinyin Ping-pong of Table Tennis
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