Ash!!!!! How have you been?
Look, there's no spam in these parts.
That's all that is new.

i am old and tired
but poetry makes my young
grandma has a cock

been away long time
yet haiku remains within
basho my brains out

iT'S A GAS GAS GAS.
jUMPING jACK fLUSH DON'T CHA KNOW.
(qUIT GASLIGHTING ME)

Let’s never forget the Loudest Fart in the World
Herkimer, New York

The poets on here
write interesting poetry
but don’t always flush

Have you considered
ordering Apocalypse Meals?
They come in buckets

Our days are now spent.
Climbing the haiku mountain
was only a dream.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw Link to proverb.
There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Ain't over till the fat lady sings - It.
Hold with the hare and run with the hounds - You can't.
Bread always falls buttered side down Link to proverb.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Let the dead bury the dead.

It's a good thing, no?
All poetry and not spam
A total arms race

i lose track of this
place for weeks and notice the
posts are all haiku

Big happy brown world:
Everybody gotz to TWERK
(Diversity dance.)

Georgia on my mind
Sweet peaches in summer sun...
as guidestones explode

My man Kevinniz!
What up in Nigeria?
Haiku in tha house?

Opera ain't over till the fat lady sings - The.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure Link to proverb.
Bigger, the better - The.
Make love not war.
The best things in life are free.
Every stick has two ends.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

You are in good hands
Figpucker’s Haiku Army
will fix all that’s wrong

Here comes World War 4.
They are mobilizing troops.
Grab your popcorn now.

Dr. Bruce Banner
Excellent bedside manner
(when penis is green)

Brian Wilson’s taint
If you hold your ear up to
You’ll hear the ocean

Toilet left un-flushed
But when you return, it’s gone…
Turd Burglar strikes again

Inhaling hot dogs
4th of July. The next morning…
Frankly… Got the runs

What a day for it
Firecracker ass rocket
I salute you, Darth!

Bamboo shoots for lunch
Then, under the fingernails
This restaurant’s torture!

Gentle night rain falls
Upon the young bamboo grove . . .
Hey - put that down! HELP!

I created this;
This entire haiku site.
It was not "Janis".

We came. We saw. Then
We read one of Darth's haikus
And fart-vomited.

Haiku is the bomb.
Haiku is the witch's tit.
Haiku comes from God.

My haiku blesses.
My verse is like a cool breeze
Or massive fart blast.

Of all shameful jobs
The most cringeworthy of all:
to WRITE about ROCK.

Not "tragic" at all.
Kurt Cobain's suicide was
Quite hilarious.

Yuri Bezmenov.
He throws down tha best lyrix.
'Cause he K.G.B.

Another haiku
Putting in my hours at
Haiku Factory

To Fu and Li Po
Hanging out in the washroom
There, they meet Lo Flo

You! I.P. Daley:
What you write about China?
Yellow journalist!

To Fu met Li Po.
Much wine consumed in moonlight.
Li Po pause to pee.

Yo soy To Fu

The poet To Fu
bought an oscillating fan
and farted at it

the poet Tu Fu
walked next to the winding creek
unzipped took a leak

Gran found nootropics
discovering the right stack
it's epic pill time

Read all about it
Mike Tyson prepare to box
Mutant uvula

you can not spell Spam
without pam, perhaps she is
the mystery meat

oh autocorrect
you have mocked me yet again
why must I spell good?

harken a larken
German translations are fun
stubbed my toezen

it's a fucking desk
right in the fucking corner
time to fucking die

Buongiorno motherfuckers!

Science is scary
When you don't understand it
Because you're stupid

Good Morning!

Follow the Science!
Follow it right up your hole.
That's where your soul was.

Pfuck Pfizer. All lies.
Gates' father: Planned Parenthood.
Go look it up, dolt.

Same old characters
Just like here at Bad Haiku...
That's what you're saying?