Henry Fonda’s corpse
lifts from the murky bottom
of this Golden Pond

Tickling the ivories
Tickling cousin clitoris
Jerry Lee Lewis

a piano falls into the old pond --
F-sharp Major

end of spring --
the moonlight dries my hair

Dead husband money
Some slip on banana peels
Some will fall of cliffs

Fuck that should have been
Man BOOBS, autocorrect sucks ass
Five more syllables

What about man books?
Sometimes unavoidable
Too much Del Taco

We need more DADS now!
Young men need a role model.
But no dads with tits...

Well, that explains it.
He was a crummy father
and he’d screw a cat

dad says i'm a slut
technically my step dad
also a toaster

Ash!!!!! How have you been?
Look, there's no spam in these parts.
That's all that is new.

i am old and tired
but poetry makes my young
grandma has a cock

been away long time
yet haiku remains within
basho my brains out

iT'S A GAS GAS GAS.
jUMPING jACK fLUSH DON'T CHA KNOW.
(qUIT GASLIGHTING ME)

Let’s never forget the Loudest Fart in the World
Herkimer, New York

The poets on here
write interesting poetry
but don’t always flush

Have you considered
ordering Apocalypse Meals?
They come in buckets

Our days are now spent.
Climbing the haiku mountain
was only a dream.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw Link to proverb.
There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Ain't over till the fat lady sings - It.
Hold with the hare and run with the hounds - You can't.
Bread always falls buttered side down Link to proverb.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Let the dead bury the dead.

It's a good thing, no?
All poetry and not spam
A total arms race

i lose track of this
place for weeks and notice the
posts are all haiku

Big happy brown world:
Everybody gotz to TWERK
(Diversity dance.)

Georgia on my mind
Sweet peaches in summer sun...
as guidestones explode

My man Kevinniz!
What up in Nigeria?
Haiku in tha house?

Opera ain't over till the fat lady sings - The.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure Link to proverb.
Bigger, the better - The.
Make love not war.
The best things in life are free.
Every stick has two ends.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

You are in good hands
Figpucker’s Haiku Army
will fix all that’s wrong

Here comes World War 4.
They are mobilizing troops.
Grab your popcorn now.

Dr. Bruce Banner
Excellent bedside manner
(when penis is green)

Brian Wilson’s taint
If you hold your ear up to
You’ll hear the ocean

Toilet left un-flushed
But when you return, it’s gone…
Turd Burglar strikes again

Inhaling hot dogs
4th of July. The next morning…
Frankly… Got the runs

What a day for it
Firecracker ass rocket
I salute you, Darth!

Bamboo shoots for lunch
Then, under the fingernails
This restaurant’s torture!

Gentle night rain falls
Upon the young bamboo grove . . .
Hey - put that down! HELP!

I created this;
This entire haiku site.
It was not "Janis".

We came. We saw. Then
We read one of Darth's haikus
And fart-vomited.

Haiku is the bomb.
Haiku is the witch's tit.
Haiku comes from God.

My haiku blesses.
My verse is like a cool breeze
Or massive fart blast.

Of all shameful jobs
The most cringeworthy of all:
to WRITE about ROCK.

Not "tragic" at all.
Kurt Cobain's suicide was
Quite hilarious.

Yuri Bezmenov.
He throws down tha best lyrix.
'Cause he K.G.B.

Another haiku
Putting in my hours at
Haiku Factory

To Fu and Li Po
Hanging out in the washroom
There, they meet Lo Flo

You! I.P. Daley:
What you write about China?
Yellow journalist!

To Fu met Li Po.
Much wine consumed in moonlight.
Li Po pause to pee.

Yo soy To Fu

The poet To Fu
bought an oscillating fan
and farted at it

the poet Tu Fu
walked next to the winding creek
unzipped took a leak

Gran found nootropics
discovering the right stack
it's epic pill time

Read all about it
Mike Tyson prepare to box
Mutant uvula