Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 318 Days and 76713 Haiku later...

All over the West:
Dangerously confused kids.
All over. (The West)
Haiku # 75983, August 20, 2022 1:02 pm ET
by Screeching About something of iPhone
Squat over the hole.
Meditate on high ideals.
Then watch what comes out.
Haiku # 75982, August 19, 2022 10:38 pm ET
by Cloaca of Orient
Philippines restroom
Hold my beer, Fukushima!
Watch me shit this out
Haiku # 75981, August 19, 2022 9:06 pm ET
by Cheese Aisle of Darth’s colon
Japanese toilet.
Identify your asshole
on global camera.
Haiku # 75980, August 19, 2022 8:09 pm ET
by Taxonomies of Implosion
Modern art priesthood:
They interpret it for me.
Postmodern vomit.
Haiku # 75979, August 19, 2022 8:07 pm ET
by Cultural Cleansing of Revaluation of all Values
Restroom Attendant
A gentle robotic arm
assists with wiping
Haiku # 75978, August 19, 2022 8:06 pm ET
by Asshole of Century
Jackson P. mentioned:
pissing and also shitting.
Abstract expressions.
Haiku # 75977, August 19, 2022 7:57 pm ET
by Haiku Art Criticism of Uptown Toiletry
Jackson Pollock's piss
in Peggy G's fireplace:
urinary art.
Haiku # 75976, August 19, 2022 7:55 pm ET
by Abstract Expressions of Urination Guggenheim
How on earth does a
Anyone eat 73
Moon pies, 8 min?
Haiku # 75974, August 19, 2022 3:19 pm ET
by Rc cola
Art imitates farts
The Jackson Pollock splatter
Brown back-end batter
Haiku # 75972, August 19, 2022 12:34 pm ET
by If I knew you was coming of Id have baked a cake
we are butt players
on the janky stage of life
you can kiss my arts
Haiku # 75971, August 19, 2022 10:09 am ET
by ash
Abundant fuel source
Unidentified (It’s Darth)
Flatulent Object
Haiku # 75970, August 19, 2022 8:27 am ET
by Don’t Look of Up
This world is a show:
Badly-written comedy,
Too much fake laughter.
Haiku # 75969, August 19, 2022 7:37 am ET
by Not Laughing at the Birth of Tragedy
Grandma have a cock
Barnyard are SOOOO oppressive.
Grandpa have a hen.
Haiku # 75968, August 18, 2022 9:18 am ET
by Gender Cluck of Pronoun Scoldings of Haiku Poultry
January sixth
and the armies of Q and
Other Lib delusions
Haiku # 75967, August 17, 2022 10:09 pm ET
by Donald John Hitler of Achtung !
Mixed outcomes: stuffed hen.
Farce. Extra cheesy haiku.
Grandma has rooster.
Haiku # 75965, August 16, 2022 2:16 pm ET
by Coo Clucks Clan of Barnyard Yarn Bard
Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Cakes with extra cream.
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 75962, August 15, 2022 6:09 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of *Corrections Facility
Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Pies with extra cream.
Grandma has cock
Haiku # 75961, August 15, 2022 6:08 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
First time shoplifting
The moon cakes are expensive
Shove them down your pants
Haiku # 75959, August 14, 2022 11:52 am ET
by Police Blotter of Old Willow
The artist rests but
Only if in peace just mad
Empty suffering

Goodbye sweet angel
Haiku # 75956, August 12, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by Waiting for godot
Art imitates life
But sheeple don’t want to know
Distracted by lies

They worship false stars
That influence their thinking
And lull them to sleep

They’ll never ask why
They’re too in love with the dream
They’d rather pretend

Live within a show
They obey their programming
Cursed television

Under blind obedience
Admiring foes

That have enslaved them
They can’t tell the difference
Destroyed discernment

Out of convenience
Afraid of truth’s wilderness
They snooze through alarms

Falling for dark charms
Slaves to the hypnotism
Comatose zombies.
Haiku # 75954, August 11, 2022 8:44 pm ET
by Seoul Sister of
I feel like raimen
On to the next oh bent oh
I'd use a fork though.
Haiku # 75952, August 11, 2022 3:31 pm ET
by Waiting for godot
I like you too, Ash
But I am more of a cat
Lyrically speaking
Haiku # 75951, August 11, 2022 3:05 pm ET
by Lucifer Sam of SIAM CAT
these verses are fine
dogs are not that discerning
they even like me
Haiku # 75950, August 11, 2022 8:54 am ET
by ash
no-one is perfect
just be better when you can
because it's a start
Haiku # 75949, August 10, 2022 10:26 pm ET
by ash
details aside are
we still posting the loud part
spoken quietly?
Haiku # 75948, August 9, 2022 1:10 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 75947, August 8, 2022 4:19 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
You drive off the lot
Is there nothing like that smell
of a new haiku?
Haiku # 75946, August 8, 2022 4:19 pm ET
by Junior Samples of BR5r9
My head popped out on
A spring, cat played with it purring...
Boi oi oi oi oing
Haiku # 75945, August 8, 2022 2:41 pm ET
by Waiting for godot
Will he won't he he
Forgot, he is a she then
Wild became insane
Haiku # 75944, August 8, 2022 2:39 pm ET
by Vhs
Ah, so there he is
That stupid motherfucker
What a fuckin' tool
Haiku # 75943, August 7, 2022 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of 99942 Apophis
What if it turns out
God is just a big old dink
Flapping in the wind
Haiku # 75942, August 7, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by Full of Questions
Haiku guides my steps:
Failing into the fullness
of my destiny
Haiku # 75941, August 7, 2022 2:02 pm ET
by Failure is the new SUCCESS of Syllabic Net-worth
The Doctor is in!
Banish your low self esteem.
We’re all losers here
Haiku # 75940, August 6, 2022 8:59 pm ET
by Loser Census of Old Willow
I write these poems
then I realize once more
that I am useless.
Haiku # 75939, August 6, 2022 1:45 pm ET
by Realistic Appraisal of Self
You write these poems
You say you’re a great poet
I believe you now
Haiku # 75938, August 6, 2022 11:55 am ET
by Fancier of Poetry
Faces change. It's strange...
Aging rock stars remember
And choose their coffins.
Haiku # 75937, August 6, 2022 11:55 am ET
by Lines of Hotel Kalifornia
I'm happy to sit
To watch the clouds drift and change.
Haiku # 75935, August 5, 2022 5:13 pm ET
by Brandon Support Unit 342A of Dementia is Awareness
Bad Haiku goes deep,
Down to the lowest level.
Figpucker digs it.
Haiku # 75934, August 5, 2022 2:12 pm ET
by Deep Lines of Your Face
shine on, bad haiku !
quarter of a century
and never better

relic of the net
james interwebb telescope
to our distant past

go supernova
look deep into our black holes
see the stars twinkle
Haiku # 75933, August 5, 2022 11:15 am ET
by ash of the infinite space between between submissions
Adam sees Eve's dink.
They argue over pronouns . . .
Updated version
Haiku # 75930, August 2, 2022 4:36 pm ET
by Edam and Ave of Garden of Cheese
Fig leaf of Adam
falls gently and gracefully
Eve sees Adam’s dink
Haiku # 75925, August 1, 2022 6:06 am ET
by True stories of the Bible
First leaf of autumn
Falls gently and gracefully:
Last days of July.
Haiku # 75924, July 31, 2022 7:41 am ET
by Figpucker's Summer Vacation
Is he a cyclops?
The eye of Tom Bosley’s cock
No! Just an old dick.
Haiku # 75921, July 30, 2022 11:03 pm ET
by Nap of Dirt
pudgy, pale soft boys
effeminate freaks, green hair
there's a lot these days
Haiku # 75919, July 29, 2022 8:29 am ET
by I'm for Your Freedumb to Freak of Course . . .
Wham bam thank u spam
Can't even syllabify
U dumb algorithm
Haiku # 75918, July 28, 2022 11:45 pm ET
by Selassie I of Greater Ithiopia
New England matrons
Think they are such firebrands
But they're just old frumps.
Haiku # 75915, July 28, 2022 11:11 am ET
by Clipped Hair Mean Faced Biddies of Cluck Cluck Cluck
Ezra got Pounded
By his own bad poetry
And Chineseries.
Haiku # 75914, July 27, 2022 10:14 pm ET
by Cho-Fu-Sa of Cantos Shmantos
Ah, what a welcome.
I married a screech-machine.
And she turns me ON.
Haiku # 75913, July 26, 2022 8:57 pm ET
by And Then Off Again of Screechy Is Peachy
A sewage puddle
Surrounded by underwear.
Darth’s style….ITS STINKY!!
Haiku # 75912, July 26, 2022 8:40 am ET
by Noticer of Details
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