Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

Nancy Pelosi
Probably uses Esperio
For ill-gotten gains.
Haiku # 76032, September 7, 2022 6:39 am ET
by Or Some Similar Thing of Ukrainian Opportunities
Esperio is gay.
Esperio sucks donkey dicks.
God bless Esperio.
Haiku # 76030, September 5, 2022 5:10 pm ET
by MetaTrader5 of FOREX
Dear Guatemala:
We're sorry our C.I.A
Destroyed your nation.
Haiku # 76028, September 4, 2022 10:01 pm ET
by Allen Dulles of Bananas
Working on my beard
To please all you feminists...
Behold my face. Praise.
Haiku # 76025, September 2, 2022 2:01 pm ET
by Well Groomed Haiku of Patriarchy
History birthed me:
A strong empowered white man.
Grandpa had a cock.
Haiku # 76024, September 2, 2022 1:43 pm ET
by Homage to Ash of Dust to Dust
i want grand dad's cock
put it deep inside of me
if im a good girl
Haiku # 76023, September 2, 2022 1:37 pm ET
by horny of lmao
Now: back to haiku!
Reduce life to syllables.
Grand-dad has a cock.
Haiku # 76022, September 2, 2022 1:32 pm ET
by Hen in the Fox House
Cyrillic spammers.
Endless useless verbiage.
Think I'll take a nap.
Haiku # 76021, September 2, 2022 1:26 pm ET
by Pushkin's Mother in Law
Hey, Paolo Freire:
You are so FULL of SHIT. Yes.
I'm talking to YOU.
Haiku # 76020, September 2, 2022 1:22 pm ET
by Pedagogy of the Damned
he is obnoxious/
Why the fuck does he do this?
Coping strategy
Haiku # 76019, September 2, 2022 12:35 pm ET
by Mostasezo (for eris) of Cope4Eris
Hey Michalowski:
Write a haiku or go home.
We kontrol your base.
Haiku # 76012, August 29, 2022 10:08 am ET
by Vladdie Putin of Kremlin
Cheap didgeridoo
Repurpose the cardboard tube
from paper towels
Haiku # 76010, August 28, 2022 10:43 pm ET
by Kangaroo Charmer of Down Under
Albertmek: EAT me.
Actually, on second thought,
Just check yourself in.
Haiku # 76009, August 28, 2022 7:28 pm ET
by Meds for Algorithms of Rehab
Cumbia profunda:
Hay que sentir y saber
la buena onda.
Haiku # 76008, August 28, 2022 7:26 pm ET
by CUMBIA of musica
Say it again
Haiku # 76006, August 28, 2022 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beasts are gonna beast.
Humans are gonna human.
Latins gonna lat.
Haiku # 76003, August 24, 2022 7:47 pm ET
by Jogger of Latinate Latitudes
Submit or be damned
The center line broken the beast
Has spoken latin
Haiku # 76001, August 24, 2022 4:47 pm ET
by Vhs
job today: cold calls
sorry did i bother you?
give me fucking cash
Haiku # 76000, August 24, 2022 9:14 am ET
by Lunicingus of U mom Wallet
Man Ray, manta ray
Whatever. The art still stings.
Nineteen-thirties. Now.
Haiku # 75998, August 21, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Look Out For That Barbed Tail
Pillaging the zoo,
The primates are flinging poo.
Closest human's you.
Haiku # 75997, August 21, 2022 12:57 pm ET
by De Scent of Man, Origin of Species
a woke absurdist
proudly dada and mama
hermaphrodite ray
Haiku # 75996, August 21, 2022 8:48 am ET
by ash of it's surreally art
middle aged haiku
pushes mature gravitas
over the edgy
Haiku # 75995, August 21, 2022 8:35 am ET
by ash
Squat over the hole
Defecate wearing high heels
Am I overdressed?
Haiku # 75994, August 21, 2022 5:39 am ET
by Kaka Chanel of Follow your nose
Yes -- we are ready!
Primed and ready for the war...
Haiku civil war.
Haiku # 75993, August 20, 2022 5:38 pm ET
by Syllabic Secession from U.S.
Abraxas is great.
Inspired by Hermann Hesse.
A true gnostic work.
Haiku # 75992, August 20, 2022 5:34 pm ET
by You So Dumb You Don't Even Know What Gnostic Means of Carl Jung's Mother-in-law
Santana album.
The name of the song: TABOO.
(from seventy-one)
Haiku # 75991, August 20, 2022 5:26 pm ET
by Even though Carlos Himself is Full of Shit (spiritually)
Return to the corpse.
Have intimate relations
with the dead body.
Haiku # 75990, August 20, 2022 5:23 pm ET
by Body as Text of Book Without Organs
Cut out the organs.
Leave the organless corpse there;
The corpse of haiku.
Haiku # 75989, August 20, 2022 5:15 pm ET
by Necrophilia of Haiku Verse
Dearest Uncle Clem:
Could it be yore own pore self
Done gave me scabies?
Haiku # 75988, August 20, 2022 5:13 pm ET
by Suffering in the Hills of Billy Q.
You cursed losers.
You post haiku at this site.
What is wrong with you?
Haiku # 75987, August 20, 2022 5:09 pm ET
by What is Wrong with ME?
I will use a cheap
Tracfone to post haiku whilst
In a parking lot
Haiku # 75986, August 20, 2022 3:24 pm ET
by Rc cola
All over the West:
Dangerously confused kids.
All over. (The West)
Haiku # 75983, August 20, 2022 1:02 pm ET
by Screeching About something of iPhone
Squat over the hole.
Meditate on high ideals.
Then watch what comes out.
Haiku # 75982, August 19, 2022 10:38 pm ET
by Cloaca of Orient
Philippines restroom
Hold my beer, Fukushima!
Watch me shit this out
Haiku # 75981, August 19, 2022 9:06 pm ET
by Cheese Aisle of Darth’s colon
Japanese toilet.
Identify your asshole
on global camera.
Haiku # 75980, August 19, 2022 8:09 pm ET
by Taxonomies of Implosion
Modern art priesthood:
They interpret it for me.
Postmodern vomit.
Haiku # 75979, August 19, 2022 8:07 pm ET
by Cultural Cleansing of Revaluation of all Values
Restroom Attendant
A gentle robotic arm
assists with wiping
Haiku # 75978, August 19, 2022 8:06 pm ET
by Asshole of Century
Jackson P. mentioned:
pissing and also shitting.
Abstract expressions.
Haiku # 75977, August 19, 2022 7:57 pm ET
by Haiku Art Criticism of Uptown Toiletry
Jackson Pollock's piss
in Peggy G's fireplace:
urinary art.
Haiku # 75976, August 19, 2022 7:55 pm ET
by Abstract Expressions of Urination Guggenheim
How on earth does a
Anyone eat 73
Moon pies, 8 min?
Haiku # 75974, August 19, 2022 3:19 pm ET
by Rc cola
Art imitates farts
The Jackson Pollock splatter
Brown back-end batter
Haiku # 75972, August 19, 2022 12:34 pm ET
by If I knew you was coming of Id have baked a cake
we are butt players
on the janky stage of life
you can kiss my arts
Haiku # 75971, August 19, 2022 10:09 am ET
by ash
Abundant fuel source
Unidentified (It’s Darth)
Flatulent Object
Haiku # 75970, August 19, 2022 8:27 am ET
by Don’t Look of Up
This world is a show:
Badly-written comedy,
Too much fake laughter.
Haiku # 75969, August 19, 2022 7:37 am ET
by Not Laughing at the Birth of Tragedy
Grandma have a cock
Barnyard are SOOOO oppressive.
Grandpa have a hen.
Haiku # 75968, August 18, 2022 9:18 am ET
by Gender Cluck of Pronoun Scoldings of Haiku Poultry
January sixth
and the armies of Q and
Other Lib delusions
Haiku # 75967, August 17, 2022 10:09 pm ET
by Donald John Hitler of Achtung !
Mixed outcomes: stuffed hen.
Farce. Extra cheesy haiku.
Grandma has rooster.
Haiku # 75965, August 16, 2022 2:16 pm ET
by Coo Clucks Clan of Barnyard Yarn Bard
Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Cakes with extra cream.
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 75962, August 15, 2022 6:09 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of *Corrections Facility
Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Pies with extra cream.
Grandma has cock
Haiku # 75961, August 15, 2022 6:08 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
First time shoplifting
The moon cakes are expensive
Shove them down your pants
Haiku # 75959, August 14, 2022 11:52 am ET
by Police Blotter of Old Willow
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