Those Andean Mints
They really mess with my teeth
But come smell my breath
by Hal Itosis
Those Andean flutes
They really mess with my soul
Those harmonic tones...
by Crying in my chicha of Ayacucho
Oprah sniffs dog balls
Terrorist friend Doctor Oz
Licks camel anus
by Jerry Falwell Jr
The things I treasure
My prized dead skin collection
and all these poems
by Collector of Skin
does anyone here invest in real estate?
by KraigPhala of China
Oprah Winfrey's "truth":
New Age deception-- old hat.
Seek the Lord and live.
by Billy Graham of Permanent Vacation
Bof, c'est vraiment dingue
Ce que vous venez de dire...
C'est trop. J'en ai marre.
by Jeanne Dark of Lumiere
mais n'oubliez pas
vive la difference ami
chacun à son goût
by ash of école de français
Le probleme c'est moi:
Bad in age and bad in youth...
Please pardon my French.
by Un Gentilhomme of Bonhomie
You know we bicker
Then forget what really matters
For fashion sakes
by Moxie
A spam hiatus
and some gentle badinage:
haiku nostalgia
by Janis of the city of good cheer
more than a feeling
closed my eyes and slipped away
to the good old days
by ash of where did that half century go ?
Sib Hashian. Wow.
A magnificent drummer.
May he rest in peace.
by Boston of Late 70's
Fail. Become bitter.
Fail again. Become depressed.
Fail. Rinse. Fail. Repeat.
by That's LIIFFFFFFE! of Old Blue Eyes
We is extremist.
We haves a pet cat, two cars.
We am dangerous.
by Dangerous White Man of Suburbia
turning japanese
think i'm turning japanese
i really think so
by ash of got the vapours
Ash and Figpucker
Sittin' in a tree. Kay-I
S-S-I-N-G
by Global Love of Haiku
Burst my own bubble
And caused some haiku trouble
By posting double.
by Hit hit button of TWICE TWICE
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
by Diana of Great Beyond
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
by Diana of Great Beyond
They is all fascist.
Waaah! I want my abortion.
I am my own mom.
by Elizabeth Warren Report of Mutherhood
How to wipe your ass
It’s Nature’s paper towel
Wipe with an owl
( or Stevie Nick's scarf)
by Lindsey Buckingham of Undisclosed dressing room
The queen in a hearse
In the coffin with her purse
Reduced to mere verse
by Recently fired Royal Asswiper of Buckingham Palace
bad segues to worse
there are few things more perverse
than these things per verse
by ash
Well-armed Chinese hordes
Meet the woke U.S. army.
CUT! (commercial break)
by Maybelline Mao of 155 mm Howitzer
sometimes it's righteous
to to reflect on what has been
and wish it hadn't
by ash
when they are not here
i miss the people i love
immeasurably
by ash
Organic grass-roots?
Actually AstroTurf . . .
All over the globe.
by Unaccounted Billions of Dollars
Hey, what's up you filth.
What's next on your agenda?
Reading some haiku?
by The Joy of Filth
Universally
NPCs are the problem.
Game-change is needed.
by Vibrant Coalition of Sweden
Universally
bad behaviour gets a whole
character set banned.
by Adam
Her wedding valence:
The electoral orbit...
Elect Ron Reagan!
by Allen Dulles of Haiku Shadow Govt.
It's fascinating:
ongoing C.I.A. coup;
Dorothy K. killed.
by Allen Dulles of Intl. Airport
Not the Grassy Knoll,
And no Lone Gunman Oswald...
The gutter drain-hole!
by D. Kilgallen of Dollars, Taxes
Those responsible:
Nine-eleven commission...
The Warren Report.
by Allen Dulles of Bananas
Fukushima glow
Ultrasound result shows twins
Thirty Syllables!
by Congrats! of Old Willow Groinocology
at my very core
i've got a hadron for you
small and attractive
by ash of atomic love
You're so vain (so vain!)
They were clouds in my coffee
Yeah (yeah!) MOCKINGBIRD
by Operation Mockingbird of Langley VA
transports of delight
i'm a steamroller baby
roll all over you
by ash of sweet baby james
Hear my train coming . . .
Lord the boxcars are empty--
But my heart is full.
by Jimi Hendrix Mother-in-Law
You can't fuck a train
What the heck is wrong with you?
This will not end well
by KC Jones
When I hear the train
I picture us making love
Flattened on the tracks
by F.S.
She's irrelevant.
Her name was on many brands:
Ms. Elizabeth.
by Obsolete Monarchies of Divine Right/wrong
Net worth of the rich:
It's just an inverse ratio
Of their damnation.
by Apart From The Saving Work of Christ
All of you are HERE.
That makes me so very glad.
Like Cream: "I'm So Glad"
by Right Womb of Black Curtains
Feel sorry for him
His bone is frozen in stone
Talk about hot sex
by Michael McDonald
Minute by minute
The Pompeii Masturbator
He kept holding on
by Hold on loosely of Don’t let go
minet by minute
That poor broken old lady
She kept holding on
by Speaking of the Doobies
don't care what they say
charles is just alright with me
fire up the doobies
by ash of talk to the foliage
majestic sunset
clouds roll over the empire
and it's reigning men
by ash of the colonies
