Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 23 Days and 76198 Haiku later...

Those Andean flutes
They really mess with my soul
Those harmonic tones...
Haiku # 76092, October 4, 2022 9:17 am ET
by Crying in my chicha of Ayacucho
Oprah sniffs dog balls
Terrorist friend Doctor Oz
Licks camel anus
Haiku # 76091, October 3, 2022 6:34 am ET
by Jerry Falwell Jr
The things I treasure
My prized dead skin collection
and all these poems
Haiku # 76090, October 3, 2022 3:16 am ET
by Collector of Skin
does anyone here invest in real estate?
Haiku # 76089, October 1, 2022 9:30 pm ET
by KraigPhala of China
Oprah Winfrey's "truth":
New Age deception-- old hat.
Seek the Lord and live.
Haiku # 76088, October 1, 2022 3:06 pm ET
by Billy Graham of Permanent Vacation
Bof, c'est vraiment dingue
Ce que vous venez de dire...
C'est trop. J'en ai marre.
Haiku # 76087, October 1, 2022 2:07 pm ET
by Jeanne Dark of Lumiere
mais n'oubliez pas
vive la difference ami
chacun à son goût
Haiku # 76086, October 1, 2022 9:57 am ET
by ash of école de français
Le probleme c'est moi:
Bad in age and bad in youth...
Please pardon my French.
Haiku # 76085, September 30, 2022 10:51 am ET
by Un Gentilhomme of Bonhomie
You know we bicker
Then forget what really matters
For fashion sakes
Haiku # 76084, September 30, 2022 9:43 am ET
by Moxie
A spam hiatus
and some gentle badinage:
haiku nostalgia
Haiku # 76083, September 29, 2022 10:49 am ET
by Janis of the city of good cheer
more than a feeling
closed my eyes and slipped away
to the good old days
Haiku # 76082, September 29, 2022 6:37 am ET
by ash of where did that half century go ?
Sib Hashian. Wow.
A magnificent drummer.
May he rest in peace.
Haiku # 76081, September 27, 2022 7:22 pm ET
by Boston of Late 70's
Fail. Become bitter.
Fail again. Become depressed.
Fail. Rinse. Fail. Repeat.
Haiku # 76080, September 27, 2022 6:25 pm ET
by That's LIIFFFFFFE! of Old Blue Eyes
We is extremist.
We haves a pet cat, two cars.
We am dangerous.
Haiku # 76079, September 25, 2022 12:08 pm ET
by Dangerous White Man of Suburbia
turning japanese
think i'm turning japanese
i really think so
Haiku # 76078, September 25, 2022 1:06 am ET
by ash of got the vapours
Ash and Figpucker
Sittin' in a tree. Kay-I
S-S-I-N-G
Haiku # 76077, September 22, 2022 7:55 am ET
by Global Love of Haiku
Burst my own bubble
And caused some haiku trouble
By posting double.
Haiku # 76076, September 22, 2022 7:40 am ET
by Hit hit button of TWICE TWICE
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
Haiku # 76075, September 22, 2022 7:37 am ET
by Diana of Great Beyond
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
Haiku # 76074, September 22, 2022 7:37 am ET
by Diana of Great Beyond
They is all fascist.
Waaah! I want my abortion.
I am my own mom.
Haiku # 76073, September 22, 2022 7:33 am ET
by Elizabeth Warren Report of Mutherhood
How to wipe your ass
It’s Nature’s paper towel
Wipe with an owl
( or Stevie Nick's scarf)
Haiku # 76072, September 20, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by Lindsey Buckingham of Undisclosed dressing room
The queen in a hearse
In the coffin with her purse
Reduced to mere verse
Haiku # 76071, September 20, 2022 11:17 am ET
by Recently fired Royal Asswiper of Buckingham Palace
bad segues to worse
there are few things more perverse
than these things per verse
Haiku # 76070, September 20, 2022 9:13 am ET
by ash
Well-armed Chinese hordes
Meet the woke U.S. army.
CUT! (commercial break)
Haiku # 76069, September 17, 2022 8:56 am ET
by Maybelline Mao of 155 mm Howitzer
sometimes it's righteous
to to reflect on what has been
and wish it hadn't
Haiku # 76068, September 17, 2022 5:57 am ET
by ash
when they are not here
i miss the people i love
immeasurably
Haiku # 76067, September 17, 2022 5:52 am ET
by ash
Organic grass-roots?
Actually AstroTurf . . .
All over the globe.
Haiku # 76066, September 16, 2022 4:40 pm ET
by Unaccounted Billions of Dollars
Hey, what's up you filth.
What's next on your agenda?
Reading some haiku?
Haiku # 76064, September 15, 2022 9:40 pm ET
by The Joy of Filth
Universally
NPCs are the problem.
Game-change is needed.
Haiku # 76063, September 15, 2022 7:14 pm ET
by Vibrant Coalition of Sweden
Universally
bad behaviour gets a whole
character set banned.
Haiku # 76062, September 15, 2022 1:07 pm ET
by Adam
Her wedding valence:
The electoral orbit...
Elect Ron Reagan!
Haiku # 76059, September 14, 2022 10:02 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Haiku Shadow Govt.
It's fascinating:
ongoing C.I.A. coup;
Dorothy K. killed.
Haiku # 76058, September 14, 2022 9:57 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Intl. Airport
Not the Grassy Knoll,
And no Lone Gunman Oswald...
The gutter drain-hole!
Haiku # 76057, September 14, 2022 9:40 am ET
by D. Kilgallen of Dollars, Taxes
Those responsible:
Nine-eleven commission...
The Warren Report.
Haiku # 76056, September 14, 2022 9:33 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Bananas
Fukushima glow
Ultrasound result shows twins
Thirty Syllables!
Haiku # 76055, September 13, 2022 4:43 pm ET
by Congrats! of Old Willow Groinocology
at my very core
i've got a hadron for you
small and attractive
Haiku # 76054, September 12, 2022 9:31 pm ET
by ash of atomic love
You're so vain (so vain!)
They were clouds in my coffee
Yeah (yeah!) MOCKINGBIRD
Haiku # 76053, September 12, 2022 7:00 pm ET
by Operation Mockingbird of Langley VA
transports of delight
i'm a steamroller baby
roll all over you
Haiku # 76052, September 12, 2022 8:45 am ET
by ash of sweet baby james
Hear my train coming . . .
Lord the boxcars are empty--
But my heart is full.
Haiku # 76051, September 11, 2022 4:32 pm ET
by Jimi Hendrix Mother-in-Law
You can't fuck a train
What the heck is wrong with you?
This will not end well
Haiku # 76050, September 11, 2022 10:34 am ET
by KC Jones
When I hear the train
I picture us making love
Flattened on the tracks
Haiku # 76049, September 10, 2022 11:03 pm ET
by F.S.
She's irrelevant.
Her name was on many brands:
Ms. Elizabeth.
Haiku # 76046, September 9, 2022 10:24 pm ET
by Obsolete Monarchies of Divine Right/wrong
Net worth of the rich:
It's just an inverse ratio
Of their damnation.
Haiku # 76045, September 9, 2022 9:38 pm ET
by Apart From The Saving Work of Christ
All of you are HERE.
That makes me so very glad.
Like Cream: "I'm So Glad"
Haiku # 76044, September 9, 2022 9:08 pm ET
by Right Womb of Black Curtains
Feel sorry for him
His bone is frozen in stone
Talk about hot sex
Haiku # 76043, September 9, 2022 4:55 pm ET
by Michael McDonald
Minute by minute
The Pompeii Masturbator
He kept holding on
Haiku # 76042, September 9, 2022 3:48 pm ET
by Hold on loosely of Don’t let go
minet by minute
That poor broken old lady
She kept holding on
Haiku # 76040, September 9, 2022 12:03 pm ET
by Speaking of the Doobies
don't care what they say
charles is just alright with me
fire up the doobies
Haiku # 76039, September 9, 2022 10:44 am ET
by ash of talk to the foliage
majestic sunset
clouds roll over the empire
and it's reigning men
Haiku # 76038, September 9, 2022 10:35 am ET
by ash of the colonies
Some old British dame
Kicked the bucket (I am told).
She must have got old...
Haiku # 76037, September 9, 2022 7:02 am ET
by Obsolete Monarchy Appreciation Committee
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