Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 319 Days and 76715 Haiku later...

Bof, c'est vraiment dingue
Ce que vous venez de dire...
C'est trop. J'en ai marre.
Haiku # 76087, October 1, 2022 2:07 pm ET
by Jeanne Dark of Lumiere
mais n'oubliez pas
vive la difference ami
chacun à son goût
Haiku # 76086, October 1, 2022 9:57 am ET
by ash of école de français
Le probleme c'est moi:
Bad in age and bad in youth...
Please pardon my French.
Haiku # 76085, September 30, 2022 10:51 am ET
by Un Gentilhomme of Bonhomie
You know we bicker
Then forget what really matters
For fashion sakes
Haiku # 76084, September 30, 2022 9:43 am ET
by Moxie
A spam hiatus
and some gentle badinage:
haiku nostalgia
Haiku # 76083, September 29, 2022 10:49 am ET
by Janis of the city of good cheer
more than a feeling
closed my eyes and slipped away
to the good old days
Haiku # 76082, September 29, 2022 6:37 am ET
by ash of where did that half century go ?
Sib Hashian. Wow.
A magnificent drummer.
May he rest in peace.
Haiku # 76081, September 27, 2022 7:22 pm ET
by Boston of Late 70's
Fail. Become bitter.
Fail again. Become depressed.
Fail. Rinse. Fail. Repeat.
Haiku # 76080, September 27, 2022 6:25 pm ET
by That's LIIFFFFFFE! of Old Blue Eyes
We is extremist.
We haves a pet cat, two cars.
We am dangerous.
Haiku # 76079, September 25, 2022 12:08 pm ET
by Dangerous White Man of Suburbia
turning japanese
think i'm turning japanese
i really think so
Haiku # 76078, September 25, 2022 1:06 am ET
by ash of got the vapours
Ash and Figpucker
Sittin' in a tree. Kay-I
Haiku # 76077, September 22, 2022 7:55 am ET
by Global Love of Haiku
Burst my own bubble
And caused some haiku trouble
By posting double.
Haiku # 76076, September 22, 2022 7:40 am ET
by Hit hit button of TWICE TWICE
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
Haiku # 76075, September 22, 2022 7:37 am ET
by Diana of Great Beyond
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
Haiku # 76074, September 22, 2022 7:37 am ET
by Diana of Great Beyond
They is all fascist.
Waaah! I want my abortion.
I am my own mom.
Haiku # 76073, September 22, 2022 7:33 am ET
by Elizabeth Warren Report of Mutherhood
How to wipe your ass
It’s Nature’s paper towel
Wipe with an owl
( or Stevie Nick's scarf)
Haiku # 76072, September 20, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by Lindsey Buckingham of Undisclosed dressing room
The queen in a hearse
In the coffin with her purse
Reduced to mere verse
Haiku # 76071, September 20, 2022 11:17 am ET
by Recently fired Royal Asswiper of Buckingham Palace
bad segues to worse
there are few things more perverse
than these things per verse
Haiku # 76070, September 20, 2022 9:13 am ET
by ash
Well-armed Chinese hordes
Meet the woke U.S. army.
CUT! (commercial break)
Haiku # 76069, September 17, 2022 8:56 am ET
by Maybelline Mao of 155 mm Howitzer
sometimes it's righteous
to to reflect on what has been
and wish it hadn't
Haiku # 76068, September 17, 2022 5:57 am ET
by ash
when they are not here
i miss the people i love
Haiku # 76067, September 17, 2022 5:52 am ET
by ash
Organic grass-roots?
Actually AstroTurf . . .
All over the globe.
Haiku # 76066, September 16, 2022 4:40 pm ET
by Unaccounted Billions of Dollars
Hey, what's up you filth.
What's next on your agenda?
Reading some haiku?
Haiku # 76064, September 15, 2022 9:40 pm ET
by The Joy of Filth
NPCs are the problem.
Game-change is needed.
Haiku # 76063, September 15, 2022 7:14 pm ET
by Vibrant Coalition of Sweden
bad behaviour gets a whole
character set banned.
Haiku # 76062, September 15, 2022 1:07 pm ET
by Adam
Her wedding valence:
The electoral orbit...
Elect Ron Reagan!
Haiku # 76059, September 14, 2022 10:02 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Haiku Shadow Govt.
It's fascinating:
ongoing C.I.A. coup;
Dorothy K. killed.
Haiku # 76058, September 14, 2022 9:57 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Intl. Airport
Not the Grassy Knoll,
And no Lone Gunman Oswald...
The gutter drain-hole!
Haiku # 76057, September 14, 2022 9:40 am ET
by D. Kilgallen of Dollars, Taxes
Those responsible:
Nine-eleven commission...
The Warren Report.
Haiku # 76056, September 14, 2022 9:33 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Bananas
Fukushima glow
Ultrasound result shows twins
Thirty Syllables!
Haiku # 76055, September 13, 2022 4:43 pm ET
by Congrats! of Old Willow Groinocology
at my very core
i've got a hadron for you
small and attractive
Haiku # 76054, September 12, 2022 9:31 pm ET
by ash of atomic love
You're so vain (so vain!)
They were clouds in my coffee
Yeah (yeah!) MOCKINGBIRD
Haiku # 76053, September 12, 2022 7:00 pm ET
by Operation Mockingbird of Langley VA
transports of delight
i'm a steamroller baby
roll all over you
Haiku # 76052, September 12, 2022 8:45 am ET
by ash of sweet baby james
Hear my train coming . . .
Lord the boxcars are empty--
But my heart is full.
Haiku # 76051, September 11, 2022 4:32 pm ET
by Jimi Hendrix Mother-in-Law
You can't fuck a train
What the heck is wrong with you?
This will not end well
Haiku # 76050, September 11, 2022 10:34 am ET
by KC Jones
When I hear the train
I picture us making love
Flattened on the tracks
Haiku # 76049, September 10, 2022 11:03 pm ET
by F.S.
She's irrelevant.
Her name was on many brands:
Ms. Elizabeth.
Haiku # 76046, September 9, 2022 10:24 pm ET
by Obsolete Monarchies of Divine Right/wrong
Net worth of the rich:
It's just an inverse ratio
Of their damnation.
Haiku # 76045, September 9, 2022 9:38 pm ET
by Apart From The Saving Work of Christ
All of you are HERE.
That makes me so very glad.
Like Cream: "I'm So Glad"
Haiku # 76044, September 9, 2022 9:08 pm ET
by Right Womb of Black Curtains
Feel sorry for him
His bone is frozen in stone
Talk about hot sex
Haiku # 76043, September 9, 2022 4:55 pm ET
by Michael McDonald
Minute by minute
The Pompeii Masturbator
He kept holding on
Haiku # 76042, September 9, 2022 3:48 pm ET
by Hold on loosely of Don’t let go
minet by minute
That poor broken old lady
She kept holding on
Haiku # 76040, September 9, 2022 12:03 pm ET
by Speaking of the Doobies
don't care what they say
charles is just alright with me
fire up the doobies
Haiku # 76039, September 9, 2022 10:44 am ET
by ash of talk to the foliage
majestic sunset
clouds roll over the empire
and it's reigning men
Haiku # 76038, September 9, 2022 10:35 am ET
by ash of the colonies
Some old British dame
Kicked the bucket (I am told).
She must have got old...
Haiku # 76037, September 9, 2022 7:02 am ET
by Obsolete Monarchy Appreciation Committee
King Chuck: full of it
Malthusian malarkey
Globalist buzz-words
Haiku # 76036, September 9, 2022 6:57 am ET
by Schlaus Kwab of Sustainability Inc.
Ninety years pregnant
Giving birth to this poem
Wait…it’s just a fart
Haiku # 76035, September 8, 2022 10:08 pm ET
by Stealth Cheesefarter
This place is so dead...
Like a sad necropolis
Devoid of poets.
Haiku # 76034, September 8, 2022 9:22 pm ET
by Haiku Reality Check of Cashed
Nancy Pelosi
Probably uses Esperio
For ill-gotten gains.
Haiku # 76032, September 7, 2022 6:39 am ET
by Or Some Similar Thing of Ukrainian Opportunities
Esperio is gay.
Esperio sucks donkey dicks.
God bless Esperio.
Haiku # 76030, September 5, 2022 5:10 pm ET
by MetaTrader5 of FOREX
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