Burst my own bubble
And caused some haiku trouble
By posting double.
by Hit hit button of TWICE TWICE
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
by Diana of Great Beyond
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
by Diana of Great Beyond
They is all fascist.
Waaah! I want my abortion.
I am my own mom.
by Elizabeth Warren Report of Mutherhood
How to wipe your ass
It’s Nature’s paper towel
Wipe with an owl
( or Stevie Nick's scarf)
by Lindsey Buckingham of Undisclosed dressing room
The queen in a hearse
In the coffin with her purse
Reduced to mere verse
by Recently fired Royal Asswiper of Buckingham Palace
bad segues to worse
there are few things more perverse
than these things per verse
by ash
Well-armed Chinese hordes
Meet the woke U.S. army.
CUT! (commercial break)
by Maybelline Mao of 155 mm Howitzer
sometimes it's righteous
to to reflect on what has been
and wish it hadn't
by ash
when they are not here
i miss the people i love
immeasurably
by ash
Organic grass-roots?
Actually AstroTurf . . .
All over the globe.
by Unaccounted Billions of Dollars
Hey, what's up you filth.
What's next on your agenda?
Reading some haiku?
by The Joy of Filth
Universally
NPCs are the problem.
Game-change is needed.
by Vibrant Coalition of Sweden
Universally
bad behaviour gets a whole
character set banned.
by Adam
Her wedding valence:
The electoral orbit...
Elect Ron Reagan!
by Allen Dulles of Haiku Shadow Govt.
It's fascinating:
ongoing C.I.A. coup;
Dorothy K. killed.
by Allen Dulles of Intl. Airport
Not the Grassy Knoll,
And no Lone Gunman Oswald...
The gutter drain-hole!
by D. Kilgallen of Dollars, Taxes
Those responsible:
Nine-eleven commission...
The Warren Report.
by Allen Dulles of Bananas
Fukushima glow
Ultrasound result shows twins
Thirty Syllables!
by Congrats! of Old Willow Groinocology
at my very core
i've got a hadron for you
small and attractive
by ash of atomic love
You're so vain (so vain!)
They were clouds in my coffee
Yeah (yeah!) MOCKINGBIRD
by Operation Mockingbird of Langley VA
transports of delight
i'm a steamroller baby
roll all over you
by ash of sweet baby james
Hear my train coming . . .
Lord the boxcars are empty--
But my heart is full.
by Jimi Hendrix Mother-in-Law
You can't fuck a train
What the heck is wrong with you?
This will not end well
by KC Jones
When I hear the train
I picture us making love
Flattened on the tracks
by F.S.
She's irrelevant.
Her name was on many brands:
Ms. Elizabeth.
by Obsolete Monarchies of Divine Right/wrong
Net worth of the rich:
It's just an inverse ratio
Of their damnation.
by Apart From The Saving Work of Christ
All of you are HERE.
That makes me so very glad.
Like Cream: "I'm So Glad"
by Right Womb of Black Curtains
Feel sorry for him
His bone is frozen in stone
Talk about hot sex
by Michael McDonald
Minute by minute
The Pompeii Masturbator
He kept holding on
by Hold on loosely of Don’t let go
minet by minute
That poor broken old lady
She kept holding on
by Speaking of the Doobies
don't care what they say
charles is just alright with me
fire up the doobies
by ash of talk to the foliage
majestic sunset
clouds roll over the empire
and it's reigning men
by ash of the colonies
Some old British dame
Kicked the bucket (I am told).
She must have got old...
by Obsolete Monarchy Appreciation Committee
King Chuck: full of it
Malthusian malarkey
Globalist buzz-words
by Schlaus Kwab of Sustainability Inc.
Ninety years pregnant
Giving birth to this poem
Wait…it’s just a fart
by Stealth Cheesefarter
This place is so dead...
Like a sad necropolis
Devoid of poets.
by Haiku Reality Check of Cashed
Nancy Pelosi
Probably uses Esperio
For ill-gotten gains.
by Or Some Similar Thing of Ukrainian Opportunities
Esperio is gay.
Esperio sucks donkey dicks.
God bless Esperio.
by MetaTrader5 of FOREX
Dear Guatemala:
We're sorry our C.I.A
Destroyed your nation.
by Allen Dulles of Bananas
Working on my beard
To please all you feminists...
Behold my face. Praise.
by Well Groomed Haiku of Patriarchy
History birthed me:
A strong empowered white man.
Grandpa had a cock.
by Homage to Ash of Dust to Dust
i want grand dad's cock
put it deep inside of me
if im a good girl
by horny of lmao
Now: back to haiku!
Reduce life to syllables.
Grand-dad has a cock.
by Hen in the Fox House
Cyrillic spammers.
Endless useless verbiage.
Think I'll take a nap.
by Pushkin's Mother in Law
Hey, Paolo Freire:
You are so FULL of SHIT. Yes.
I'm talking to YOU.
by Pedagogy of the Damned
he is obnoxious/
Why the fuck does he do this?
Coping strategy
by Mostasezo (for eris) of Cope4Eris
Hey Michalowski:
Write a haiku or go home.
We kontrol your base.
by Vladdie Putin of Kremlin
Cheap didgeridoo
Repurpose the cardboard tube
from paper towels
by Kangaroo Charmer of Down Under
Albertmek: EAT me.
Actually, on second thought,
Just check yourself in.
by Meds for Algorithms of Rehab
