Burst my own bubble
And caused some haiku trouble
By posting double.

Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.

Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.

They is all fascist.
Waaah! I want my abortion.
I am my own mom.

How to wipe your ass
It’s Nature’s paper towel
Wipe with an owl
( or Stevie Nick's scarf)

The queen in a hearse
In the coffin with her purse
Reduced to mere verse

bad segues to worse
there are few things more perverse
than these things per verse

Well-armed Chinese hordes
Meet the woke U.S. army.
CUT! (commercial break)

sometimes it's righteous
to to reflect on what has been
and wish it hadn't

when they are not here
i miss the people i love
immeasurably

Organic grass-roots?
Actually AstroTurf . . .
All over the globe.

Hey, what's up you filth.
What's next on your agenda?
Reading some haiku?

Universally
NPCs are the problem.
Game-change is needed.

Universally
bad behaviour gets a whole
character set banned.

Her wedding valence:
The electoral orbit...
Elect Ron Reagan!

It's fascinating:
ongoing C.I.A. coup;
Dorothy K. killed.

Not the Grassy Knoll,
And no Lone Gunman Oswald...
The gutter drain-hole!

Those responsible:
Nine-eleven commission...
The Warren Report.

Fukushima glow
Ultrasound result shows twins
Thirty Syllables!

at my very core
i've got a hadron for you
small and attractive

You're so vain (so vain!)
They were clouds in my coffee
Yeah (yeah!) MOCKINGBIRD

transports of delight
i'm a steamroller baby
roll all over you

Hear my train coming . . .
Lord the boxcars are empty--
But my heart is full.

You can't fuck a train
What the heck is wrong with you?
This will not end well

When I hear the train
I picture us making love
Flattened on the tracks

She's irrelevant.
Her name was on many brands:
Ms. Elizabeth.

Net worth of the rich:
It's just an inverse ratio
Of their damnation.

All of you are HERE.
That makes me so very glad.
Like Cream: "I'm So Glad"

Feel sorry for him
His bone is frozen in stone
Talk about hot sex

Minute by minute
The Pompeii Masturbator
He kept holding on

minet by minute
That poor broken old lady
She kept holding on

don't care what they say
charles is just alright with me
fire up the doobies

majestic sunset
clouds roll over the empire
and it's reigning men

Some old British dame
Kicked the bucket (I am told).
She must have got old...

King Chuck: full of it
Malthusian malarkey
Globalist buzz-words

Ninety years pregnant
Giving birth to this poem
Wait…it’s just a fart

This place is so dead...
Like a sad necropolis
Devoid of poets.

Nancy Pelosi
Probably uses Esperio
For ill-gotten gains.

Esperio is gay.
Esperio sucks donkey dicks.
God bless Esperio.

Dear Guatemala:
We're sorry our C.I.A
Destroyed your nation.

Working on my beard
To please all you feminists...
Behold my face. Praise.

History birthed me:
A strong empowered white man.
Grandpa had a cock.

i want grand dad's cock
put it deep inside of me
if im a good girl

Now: back to haiku!
Reduce life to syllables.
Grand-dad has a cock.

Cyrillic spammers.
Endless useless verbiage.
Think I'll take a nap.

Hey, Paolo Freire:
You are so FULL of SHIT. Yes.
I'm talking to YOU.

he is obnoxious/
Why the fuck does he do this?
Coping strategy

Hey Michalowski:
Write a haiku or go home.
We kontrol your base.

Cheap didgeridoo
Repurpose the cardboard tube
from paper towels

Albertmek: EAT me.
Actually, on second thought,
Just check yourself in.