Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 255 Days and 77188 Haiku later...

The problem is that
everyone wants to be heard
but will not do shit.
Haiku # 73359, November 8, 2021 8:15 am ET
by Shit is what is needed.
plan 9 haiku from
outer space with bad spelling
lets go lugosi
Haiku # 73358, November 7, 2021 11:54 pm ET
by vhs
years ago i did
not realize i would artitiulate
my thoughts here
Haiku # 73357, November 7, 2021 11:47 pm ET
by vhs of i was very angry at this place
The gold is in there,
deep inside your filthy guts.
Who will retrieve it?
Haiku # 73356, November 7, 2021 7:56 pm ET
by Miner for a Darth of Gold of Hollywood, Redwood
Where's the gold hidden?
This town isn't big enough
for the both of us
Haiku # 73355, November 7, 2021 7:26 pm ET
by Shootout of Ol' Willow
Ready for Jesus
If you knew he was coming
would you bake a cake?
Haiku # 73354, November 7, 2021 7:22 pm ET
by Choice of Angel Food or devil's food
Apocalypse Pro
These Jim Bakker Food Buckets
double as latrine
Haiku # 73353, November 7, 2021 7:19 pm ET
by Buckets of Doom
Those other three months
A Dogeater centerfold
Foamy wave. Nude seagull.
Haiku # 73352, November 7, 2021 5:20 pm ET
by Noticer of Something for everyone
Hey Darth -- can you dance?
I bet you are so clumsy . . .
But I might be wrong.
Haiku # 73351, November 7, 2021 3:56 pm ET
by Good Foot of I Likes to Move It Move It
vhs, featured
August,February, June
(Poetic poses)

The Australian guy
January, March, July
(A peek Down Under)

Saved the best for last
October, November and
red hot Darthcember
Haiku # 73350, November 7, 2021 2:44 pm ET
by A purr of by the fireplace
Men of Bad Haiku
New for 2022!
All Nude Calendar
Haiku # 73349, November 7, 2021 1:59 pm ET
by $9.99 of make cheques payable to Starkitten
Figpucker, are you there?
Is it Darthlight Savings time?
Give us more haiku
Haiku # 73348, November 7, 2021 1:54 pm ET
by Darthlight of outselling Fleshlight
Is it possible?
Did you find the hidden gold?
War crimes and mai tais.
Haiku # 73347, November 7, 2021 1:02 pm ET
by Put the lime in the coconut. of cure for covid, aids, ebola, and bored feet. порно большие мулатки

секс порно русское домашнее голые женщины порно фото бесплатно
Haiku # 73346, November 7, 2021 8:46 am ET
by LarryNeerb of Colombia
Starkitten coked-up:
thought she was D. Figpucker
living on the Rez...
Haiku # 73345, November 7, 2021 7:29 am ET
by Philip Pino of Luzon
"Crud's" a bit vague,
but if unidentified,
what else to call it?
Haiku # 73344, November 7, 2021 6:23 am ET
by blahblahblah
Things you find in beards.
toast crumbs, spit, lint, germs, dead skin
soup residue, debris, crud
Haiku # 73343, November 7, 2021 5:16 am ET
by Anonymous of North Pole
Christmas is cancelled
because my greasy balls itch.
See you next year, folks!
Haiku # 73342, November 7, 2021 5:02 am ET
by Santa Claus of North Pole
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Haiku # 73341, November 7, 2021 2:30 am ET
by Antoniogeh of Armenia
Just letting you know
I haven't slept in 2 days
Not even catnaps
Haiku # 73340, November 6, 2021 10:08 pm ET
by Starkitten
The world makes no sense.
But Bad Haiku DOES make sense.
Totally makes sense.
Haiku # 73339, November 6, 2021 9:52 pm ET
by Guy With Face-paint of Clown World
You're only elite
if you can evade taxes
and snort lots of coke.
Haiku # 73338, November 6, 2021 6:43 pm ET
by Otherwise you're just some chump with money.
That movie "To Live"
By Zhang Yi Mo is so great.
You should see that film.
Haiku # 73337, November 6, 2021 6:43 pm ET
Elite trick or treat
smell my feet, give me something
very good to eat.
Haiku # 73336, November 6, 2021 6:40 pm ET
by If you don't, I don't care; of I'll pull down your underwear.
I'm finding the folks
who call themselves "elite" on
a stupid power

Haiku # 73335, November 6, 2021 5:41 pm ET
by vhs
well you know when you've
shown you haven't smooched death for
well since 2011

there's a larger world
with power hungry leaders
rumored to perverse

DF is just...DF...
Haiku # 73334, November 6, 2021 5:26 pm ET
by vhs
Looking back on life,
I've not done one thing that's good.
Not one fucking thing.
Haiku # 73333, November 6, 2021 3:24 pm ET
by Hell awaits. of The sooner, the better.

I did what I wilt.
Unlike the flowers I grew.
They wilted badly.

Unlike... Oh, never mind.
Haiku # 73332, November 6, 2021 3:20 pm ET
Drive, drive, drive your car
Gently down the street.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is such a treat.
Haiku # 73331, November 6, 2021 3:01 pm ET
by Colemanalest of USA
Revving up junk cars
All night piling furniture
Meth heads get shit done
Haiku # 73330, November 6, 2021 12:26 pm ET
by Perks of being a poet in rezidence
These may be roof rats
They certainly aren't reindeer
(no jingling of bells)
Haiku # 73329, November 6, 2021 9:13 am ET
by Noticer of The plight of starkitten
Get off that rez, chief.
I got some wampum for ya.
And big firewater.
Haiku # 73328, November 6, 2021 8:01 am ET
by San Carlos Apache of White Mountain AZ
Darth, you were so nice
to old Moxie/VHS
when he returned here.
Haiku # 73327, November 6, 2021 7:58 am ET
by You Are a Weak Satanist of Do What Thou Wilt
No rug-chewing jokes.
And none of that "Brandon" stuff.
We am enlightened.
Haiku # 73326, November 6, 2021 7:56 am ET
by Here at Haiku Heaven of Rotten Dog-eaters
What did you say there . . .
Rattus Norvegicus? Hmmm.
The Stranglers album?
Haiku # 73325, November 6, 2021 7:54 am ET
by No More Heroes of Dagenham Drive
I need some long johns
It's cold around the diggings
I like the look, too
Haiku # 73324, November 6, 2021 7:45 am ET
by Noticer of style rezminiscent of A Clockwork Orange
Is a war coming?
Proof that China released covid
Haiku # 73323, November 6, 2021 6:45 am ET
by All it would take.
Eat the podium.
You stupid black and white bear.
It's made of bamboo.
Haiku # 73322, November 6, 2021 6:42 am ET
by Bamboo Bimbo
Panda on a podium.
We want more bamboo.
Haiku # 73321, November 6, 2021 6:39 am ET
by Work at Food Panda.
The world is falling apart.
I blame Jeff Bezos.
Haiku # 73320, November 6, 2021 6:36 am ET
by And uber eats/grub hub. of And China.
the Rattus norvegicus
'went' in my rice bowl.
Haiku # 73319, November 6, 2021 6:32 am ET
by Ate it anyway.
Your vermin update
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Haiku # 73318, November 6, 2021 6:02 am ET
by scat of rat
The weirdos next door
All night handyman projects
Power tools, hammers
Haiku # 73317, November 6, 2021 5:55 am ET
by rezident of rez
Getting computer
Soon I will see Dogeater
as well as the gull
Haiku # 73316, November 6, 2021 4:48 am ET
by high of rez
The inconvenience
Underwear stuck in your crack
Commando for life!
Haiku # 73315, November 6, 2021 4:45 am ET
by Hairless of Bologna
Haiku podium
Fall down foaming at the mouth
Might as well chew rug
Haiku # 73314, November 6, 2021 4:42 am ET
by Adolph Q. Hitler of Second course
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
Haiku # 73313, November 5, 2021 10:56 pm ET
by sk
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
Haiku # 73312, November 5, 2021 10:52 pm ET
by sk
I love all of you.
I spit upon all of you.
Because you are DAMNED.
Haiku # 73311, November 5, 2021 8:21 pm ET
by Sweetness and Light of Passive Agression
You, MashaKY,
KY your ass, Russian bot.
I smell it from here.
Haiku # 73310, November 5, 2021 8:12 pm ET
by Smellefon McAsswipe of Not using VPN
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