Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Where's the gold hidden?
This town isn't big enough
for the both of us
Haiku # 73355 November 7, 2021 7:26 pm ET
by Shootout of Ol' Willow
Ready for Jesus
If you knew he was coming
would you bake a cake?
Haiku # 73354 November 7, 2021 7:22 pm ET
by Choice of Angel Food or devil's food
Apocalypse Pro
These Jim Bakker Food Buckets
double as latrine
Haiku # 73353 November 7, 2021 7:19 pm ET
by Buckets of Doom
Those other three months
A Dogeater centerfold
Foamy wave. Nude seagull.
Haiku # 73352 November 7, 2021 5:20 pm ET
by Noticer of Something for everyone
Hey Darth -- can you dance?
I bet you are so clumsy . . .
But I might be wrong.
Haiku # 73351 November 7, 2021 3:56 pm ET
by Good Foot of I Likes to Move It Move It
vhs, featured
August,February, June
(Poetic poses)

The Australian guy
January, March, July
(A peek Down Under)

Saved the best for last
October, November and
red hot Darthcember
Haiku # 73350 November 7, 2021 2:44 pm ET
by A purr of by the fireplace
Men of Bad Haiku
New for 2022!
All Nude Calendar
Haiku # 73349 November 7, 2021 1:59 pm ET
by $9.99 of make cheques payable to Starkitten
Figpucker, are you there?
Is it Darthlight Savings time?
Give us more haiku
Haiku # 73348 November 7, 2021 1:54 pm ET
by Darthlight of outselling Fleshlight
Is it possible?
Did you find the hidden gold?
War crimes and mai tais.
Haiku # 73347 November 7, 2021 1:02 pm ET
by Put the lime in the coconut. of cure for covid, aids, ebola, and bored feet.
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Haiku # 73346 November 7, 2021 8:46 am ET
by LarryNeerb of Colombia
Starkitten coked-up:
thought she was D. Figpucker
living on the Rez...
Haiku # 73345 November 7, 2021 7:29 am ET
by Philip Pino of Luzon
"Crud's" a bit vague,
but if unidentified,
what else to call it?
Haiku # 73344 November 7, 2021 6:23 am ET
by blahblahblah
Things you find in beards.
toast crumbs, spit, lint, germs, dead skin
soup residue, debris, crud
Haiku # 73343 November 7, 2021 5:16 am ET
by Anonymous of North Pole
Christmas is cancelled
because my greasy balls itch.
See you next year, folks!
Haiku # 73342 November 7, 2021 5:02 am ET
by Santa Claus of North Pole
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Haiku # 73341 November 7, 2021 2:30 am ET
by Antoniogeh of Armenia
Just letting you know
I haven't slept in 2 days
Not even catnaps
Haiku # 73340 November 6, 2021 10:08 pm ET
by Starkitten
The world makes no sense.
But Bad Haiku DOES make sense.
Totally makes sense.
Haiku # 73339 November 6, 2021 9:52 pm ET
by Guy With Face-paint of Clown World
You're only elite
if you can evade taxes
and snort lots of coke.
Haiku # 73338 November 6, 2021 6:43 pm ET
by Otherwise you're just some chump with money.
That movie "To Live"
By Zhang Yi Mo is so great.
You should see that film.
Haiku # 73337 November 6, 2021 6:43 pm ET
by CCPC of VIRUS
Elite trick or treat
smell my feet, give me something
very good to eat.
Haiku # 73336 November 6, 2021 6:40 pm ET
by If you don't, I don't care; of I'll pull down your underwear.
I'm finding the folks
who call themselves "elite" on
a stupid power

trip.
Haiku # 73335 November 6, 2021 5:41 pm ET
by vhs
well you know when you've
shown you haven't smooched death for
well since 2011

there's a larger world
with power hungry leaders
rumored to perverse

DF is just...DF...
Haiku # 73334 November 6, 2021 5:26 pm ET
by vhs
Looking back on life,
I've not done one thing that's good.
Not one fucking thing.
Haiku # 73333 November 6, 2021 3:24 pm ET
by Hell awaits. of The sooner, the better.
But...

I did what I wilt.
Unlike the flowers I grew.
They wilted badly.

Unlike... Oh, never mind.
Haiku # 73332 November 6, 2021 3:20 pm ET
by
Drive, drive, drive your car
Gently down the street.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is such a treat.
Haiku # 73331 November 6, 2021 3:01 pm ET
by Colemanalest of USA
Revving up junk cars
All night piling furniture
Meth heads get shit done
Haiku # 73330 November 6, 2021 12:26 pm ET
by Perks of being a poet in rezidence
These may be roof rats
They certainly aren't reindeer
(no jingling of bells)
Haiku # 73329 November 6, 2021 9:13 am ET
by Noticer of The plight of starkitten
Get off that rez, chief.
I got some wampum for ya.
And big firewater.
Haiku # 73328 November 6, 2021 8:01 am ET
by San Carlos Apache of White Mountain AZ
Darth, you were so nice
to old Moxie/VHS
when he returned here.
Haiku # 73327 November 6, 2021 7:58 am ET
by You Are a Weak Satanist of Do What Thou Wilt
No rug-chewing jokes.
And none of that "Brandon" stuff.
We am enlightened.
Haiku # 73326 November 6, 2021 7:56 am ET
by Here at Haiku Heaven of Rotten Dog-eaters
What did you say there . . .
Rattus Norvegicus? Hmmm.
The Stranglers album?
Haiku # 73325 November 6, 2021 7:54 am ET
by No More Heroes of Dagenham Drive
I need some long johns
It's cold around the diggings
I like the look, too
Haiku # 73324 November 6, 2021 7:45 am ET
by Noticer of style rezminiscent of A Clockwork Orange
Is a war coming?
Proof that China released covid
intentionally.
Haiku # 73323 November 6, 2021 6:45 am ET
by All it would take.
Eat the podium.
You stupid black and white bear.
It's made of bamboo.
Haiku # 73322 November 6, 2021 6:42 am ET
by Bamboo Bimbo
Pandemonium.
Panda on a podium.
We want more bamboo.
Haiku # 73321 November 6, 2021 6:39 am ET
by Work at Food Panda.
Capitalism.
The world is falling apart.
I blame Jeff Bezos.
Haiku # 73320 November 6, 2021 6:36 am ET
by And uber eats/grub hub. of And China.
Scatological,
the Rattus norvegicus
'went' in my rice bowl.
Haiku # 73319 November 6, 2021 6:32 am ET
by Ate it anyway.
Your vermin update
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Haiku # 73318 November 6, 2021 6:02 am ET
by scat of rat
The weirdos next door
All night handyman projects
Power tools, hammers
Haiku # 73317 November 6, 2021 5:55 am ET
by rezident of rez
Getting computer
Soon I will see Dogeater
as well as the gull
Haiku # 73316 November 6, 2021 4:48 am ET
by high of rez
The inconvenience
Underwear stuck in your crack
Commando for life!
Haiku # 73315 November 6, 2021 4:45 am ET
by Hairless of Bologna
Haiku podium
Fall down foaming at the mouth
Might as well chew rug
Haiku # 73314 November 6, 2021 4:42 am ET
by Adolph Q. Hitler of Second course
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
Haiku # 73313 November 5, 2021 10:56 pm ET
by sk
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
Haiku # 73312 November 5, 2021 10:52 pm ET
by sk
I love all of you.
I spit upon all of you.
Because you are DAMNED.
Haiku # 73311 November 5, 2021 8:21 pm ET
by Sweetness and Light of Passive Agression
You, MashaKY,
KY your ass, Russian bot.
I smell it from here.
Haiku # 73310 November 5, 2021 8:12 pm ET
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Haiku # 73309 November 5, 2021 7:25 pm ET
by MashaKyTaw9071 of Russia
ROBIN TROWER. Yes.
Bridge of Sighs. I love that disc.
Enter in to bliss . . .
Haiku # 73308 November 5, 2021 7:02 pm ET
by Memories of HIGH School
I am everyone.
So that means you are no one.
And you don't exist.

A magical POOF.
You vanish into thin air.
Just like my paycheck.
Haiku # 73307 November 5, 2021 2:30 pm ET
by Are you the ghost of Harry Houdini?? of Scary Harry Quite Contrary to the Ordinary.
Venerable sage:
Yes you, in the funny hat.
Are you Chink or Jap?
Haiku # 73306 November 5, 2021 1:14 pm ET
by I'm part Oriental So Itz Not Rayciss hmmmkay ? of Jade Tiger Prosperity Mountain etc.
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