Bad Haiku
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Haiku # 73341, November 7, 2021 2:30 am ET
by Antoniogeh of Armenia
Just letting you know
I haven't slept in 2 days
Not even catnaps
Haiku # 73340, November 6, 2021 10:08 pm ET
by Starkitten
The world makes no sense.
But Bad Haiku DOES make sense.
Totally makes sense.
Haiku # 73339, November 6, 2021 9:52 pm ET
by Guy With Face-paint of Clown World
You're only elite
if you can evade taxes
and snort lots of coke.
Haiku # 73338, November 6, 2021 6:43 pm ET
by Otherwise you're just some chump with money.
That movie "To Live"
By Zhang Yi Mo is so great.
You should see that film.
Haiku # 73337, November 6, 2021 6:43 pm ET
by CCPC of VIRUS
Elite trick or treat
smell my feet, give me something
very good to eat.
Haiku # 73336, November 6, 2021 6:40 pm ET
by If you don't, I don't care; of I'll pull down your underwear.
I'm finding the folks
who call themselves "elite" on
a stupid power

trip.
Haiku # 73335, November 6, 2021 5:41 pm ET
by vhs
well you know when you've
shown you haven't smooched death for
well since 2011

there's a larger world
with power hungry leaders
rumored to perverse

DF is just...DF...
Haiku # 73334, November 6, 2021 5:26 pm ET
by vhs
Looking back on life,
I've not done one thing that's good.
Not one fucking thing.
Haiku # 73333, November 6, 2021 3:24 pm ET
by Hell awaits. of The sooner, the better.
But...

I did what I wilt.
Unlike the flowers I grew.
They wilted badly.

Unlike... Oh, never mind.
Haiku # 73332, November 6, 2021 3:20 pm ET
by
Drive, drive, drive your car
Gently down the street.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is such a treat.
Haiku # 73331, November 6, 2021 3:01 pm ET
by Colemanalest of USA
Revving up junk cars
All night piling furniture
Meth heads get shit done
Haiku # 73330, November 6, 2021 12:26 pm ET
by Perks of being a poet in rezidence
These may be roof rats
They certainly aren't reindeer
(no jingling of bells)
Haiku # 73329, November 6, 2021 9:13 am ET
by Noticer of The plight of starkitten
Get off that rez, chief.
I got some wampum for ya.
And big firewater.
Haiku # 73328, November 6, 2021 8:01 am ET
by San Carlos Apache of White Mountain AZ
Darth, you were so nice
to old Moxie/VHS
when he returned here.
Haiku # 73327, November 6, 2021 7:58 am ET
by You Are a Weak Satanist of Do What Thou Wilt
No rug-chewing jokes.
And none of that "Brandon" stuff.
We am enlightened.
Haiku # 73326, November 6, 2021 7:56 am ET
by Here at Haiku Heaven of Rotten Dog-eaters
What did you say there . . .
Rattus Norvegicus? Hmmm.
The Stranglers album?
Haiku # 73325, November 6, 2021 7:54 am ET
by No More Heroes of Dagenham Drive
I need some long johns
It's cold around the diggings
I like the look, too
Haiku # 73324, November 6, 2021 7:45 am ET
by Noticer of style rezminiscent of A Clockwork Orange
Is a war coming?
Proof that China released covid
intentionally.
Haiku # 73323, November 6, 2021 6:45 am ET
by All it would take.
Eat the podium.
You stupid black and white bear.
It's made of bamboo.
Haiku # 73322, November 6, 2021 6:42 am ET
by Bamboo Bimbo
Pandemonium.
Panda on a podium.
We want more bamboo.
Haiku # 73321, November 6, 2021 6:39 am ET
by Work at Food Panda.
Capitalism.
The world is falling apart.
I blame Jeff Bezos.
Haiku # 73320, November 6, 2021 6:36 am ET
by And uber eats/grub hub. of And China.
Scatological,
the Rattus norvegicus
'went' in my rice bowl.
Haiku # 73319, November 6, 2021 6:32 am ET
by Ate it anyway.
Your vermin update
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Haiku # 73318, November 6, 2021 6:02 am ET
by scat of rat
The weirdos next door
All night handyman projects
Power tools, hammers
Haiku # 73317, November 6, 2021 5:55 am ET
by rezident of rez
Getting computer
Soon I will see Dogeater
as well as the gull
Haiku # 73316, November 6, 2021 4:48 am ET
by high of rez
The inconvenience
Underwear stuck in your crack
Commando for life!
Haiku # 73315, November 6, 2021 4:45 am ET
by Hairless of Bologna
Haiku podium
Fall down foaming at the mouth
Might as well chew rug
Haiku # 73314, November 6, 2021 4:42 am ET
by Adolph Q. Hitler of Second course
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
Haiku # 73313, November 5, 2021 10:56 pm ET
by sk
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
Haiku # 73312, November 5, 2021 10:52 pm ET
by sk
I love all of you.
I spit upon all of you.
Because you are DAMNED.
Haiku # 73311, November 5, 2021 8:21 pm ET
by Sweetness and Light of Passive Agression
You, MashaKY,
KY your ass, Russian bot.
I smell it from here.
Haiku # 73310, November 5, 2021 8:12 pm ET
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Haiku # 73309, November 5, 2021 7:25 pm ET
by MashaKyTaw9071 of Russia
ROBIN TROWER. Yes.
Bridge of Sighs. I love that disc.
Enter in to bliss . . .
Haiku # 73308, November 5, 2021 7:02 pm ET
by Memories of HIGH School
I am everyone.
So that means you are no one.
And you don't exist.

A magical POOF.
You vanish into thin air.
Just like my paycheck.
Haiku # 73307, November 5, 2021 2:30 pm ET
by Are you the ghost of Harry Houdini?? of Scary Harry Quite Contrary to the Ordinary.
Venerable sage:
Yes you, in the funny hat.
Are you Chink or Jap?
Haiku # 73306, November 5, 2021 1:14 pm ET
by I'm part Oriental So Itz Not Rayciss hmmmkay ? of Jade Tiger Prosperity Mountain etc.
Chinaman is back!
I guess he is on desktop.
On phone only bird.
Haiku # 73305, November 5, 2021 11:42 am ET
by C. Gull of Imagery
I found evidence
that Janis started covid.
Haikuleaks dot com.
Haiku # 73304, November 5, 2021 9:52 am ET
by Pangolin party pooper. of I never lie!
Who decides these things?
Wave to Chinaman to bird:
Degeneration.
Haiku # 73303, November 5, 2021 6:22 am ET
by Don't you want this site to LOOK GOOD? of That bird is BORING.
Pathetic seagull.
The Great Wave was beautiful.
Leave things as they are.
Haiku # 73302, November 5, 2021 6:18 am ET
by Is It Jamis'Fault ? of Canadians
Vermin problems
rats rodents cheese bacon
peanut butter trap
Haiku # 73301, November 4, 2021 9:31 pm ET
by Rezkat of Rez Life
Can't see him on phone.
I only see the seagull
Is vhs Darth?
Haiku # 73300, November 4, 2021 9:27 pm ET
by Rezkat of Rez
Ha Ha. You, old man !
You are wrong. A dog will eat
even YOUR haiku.
Haiku # 73299, November 4, 2021 9:17 pm ET
by Your Most Recent Pseudonym of AKA "Hung Kow"
You're in all my thoughts
I don't usually go for
greasy Italians
Haiku # 73298, November 4, 2021 8:52 pm ET
by I dream of Pizza
You made fifty bucks.
That can buy you a sandwich.
At today's prices.
Haiku # 73297, November 4, 2021 8:45 pm ET
by Blame Bezos.
aparently polis
has gotten ticky and it
sucks the life out of...

'murica...
Haiku # 73296, November 4, 2021 8:45 pm ET
by vhs
haiku doesn't rot
Some of it improves with age
Ask the Dogeater
Haiku # 73295, November 4, 2021 8:33 pm ET
by Noticer
what will eat the flesh
of a rotting haiku deep
in the boiling sand?
Haiku # 73294, November 4, 2021 8:07 pm ET
by vhs
sometimes human stu
pidity tears down the
guidestones of wisdom
Haiku # 73293, November 4, 2021 7:51 pm ET
by vhs
Coast Salish
Haiku # 73292, November 4, 2021 7:36 pm ET
by sk
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