You made fifty bucks.
That can buy you a sandwich.
At today's prices.
by Blame Bezos.
aparently polis
has gotten ticky and it
sucks the life out of...
'murica...
by vhs
haiku doesn't rot
Some of it improves with age
Ask the Dogeater
by Noticer
what will eat the flesh
of a rotting haiku deep
in the boiling sand?
by vhs
sometimes human stu
pidity tears down the
guidestones of wisdom
by vhs
went to zoom meeting
but I was reading haiku
and made fifty bucks
by Paydirt of Haiku
well it would not be
the same without you I've not
spoken to a friend
in a long time now.
too many "woke" forces out
there being...not nice.
by vhs
Rez weather update
Rain, wind, power outages
Also, out of smokes.
by Rezkitten of Edge of Rez
Hi there vhs.
It's good to see you again.
Hope all's well with you.
Look... There have been many times I've stepped out of line and been a rude pos. Just saying sorry.
Good to have you back.
I'll be posting less often.
It's better that way.
by I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream with chocolate sauce and pretend it's a salad.
real life drama goes
on, times of peace, times of war
family it might
be a soap drama
a soap opera plays out
badly written---real
by vhs
i don't want to be
serious, i just want to
complain about....things...
that's more fun right?
by vhs
i get on here and
i reimagine how the
net led to some kind
of freedom but those
who believe in top down flat
world control took up
by vhs
there are control freaks
who do not want a false view
confronted by those
outside their false view
but the plagues and swarms still came
for the carcosa
by vhs
in times like these those
who would mandate man dates would
date man backwardly.
by vhs
i feel like as young
in Gen X or Boom so much
was prodigal son
daughter, wandering
searching for meaning, then we
came the long way home
by vhs
No, I'm Moxie, the
guy who got upset years past
now stuck on twitter
or was...
by vhs
i saw Kermit and
Perfect Cell in a safe space
arena fight memes.
by vhs
Rez rat, what's your tribe?
Tribe of Darth, I imagine...
Of Starkitten clan (?)
by Fry Bread of Casino Payouts
Vermin in the walls
Their scat keeps getting bigger
and bigger. What next?
by Rez Rat
Who is this "Brandon"?
A Facebook "bot" invention.
He cannot hurt you.
Brandon isn't real.
Like George Floyd and corona.
He doesn't exist.
by I can prove it! of Hold my underwear, I'll be right back.
Chant: LET'S GO BRANDON!
Holy, like Gregorian,
Offered up to God.
by Brandon of Monastic Renunciation
I saw Kermit's strings
but still believed he was real
Greatest of all frogs
by Sk
Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets
by Stack 'em up of Smack'em down!
Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets
by Stack 'em up of Smack'em down!
I love Kermit, too
He used to be fond of pork
(he has a green dink)
by Noticer
I love his news casts.
"Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here."
Discussing moot stuff.
by What's green and smells like pork?
Bright colors are fun.
I like the poison dart frogs.
But Kermit's cool too.
by He's a fellow Figpucker. of Know what I mean?
I like that one frog
In Olive Oyl's ice cream cone
(croak) Bluto did it!
by Noticer
Frisbee's a fun game.
You can play sober or high.
Fun for all ages.
by Can you do any frisbee tricks?
Let's talk about frogs.
There are many types of frogs.
What's your favorite?
by And why is it so?
Aborigines
Are not bad for light dessert
So you should spare them.
by Jolly Swagman of Waltzing Matilda Out Back Mate
Of all the races,
only whites deserve to live.
Others don't taste right.
by Hannibal Lecter of Gastronomical racism.
Do not save the Jews.
Nor Asians, blacks, Eskimos,
transgenders, and nerds.
by Kill 'em all. of Especially rednecks. And let's not forget the elderly.
Yes, Reading, PA.
I have no clue at all why.
But there you have it.
by I have spoken.
Oh Lord! Oh Lord GOD!
Save all the Jews, please dear Lord.
Especially Darth.
by Rabbi Shlomo Baumgartner of Old Yerushalaim
Manhattan Project.
Edward Teller. Big deal.
Blew up two cities...
by Sale of Two Titties of Nippon
Nagasaki: TWICE !
I missed that one the first time.
Double entendre?
by Fat Man of Enola Gay
Let's get this straight, Darth:
You are Starkitten, Moxie,
AND "Betty LeBomb"?
by Not Janis of Not Toronto
Why Reading PA?
The others I agree with...
But Reading . . . really?
by Reading is Good for Children of William Penn
I never take baths.
And seldom even shower.
The dogs lick me clean.
by Twat waffles anonymous. of Cunt biscuits unanimous..
If you could make 10 nukes go off in cities around the world, which cities would you pick?
by Detroit, Orlando, Mogadishu, Manila, Dallas, Jerusalem, Beijing, Kolkata, Nagasaki, Reading(PA)..
https://www.fingerlakes1.com/2021/10/11/sarms-stack-best-sarms-stack-for-bulking-cutting-and-strength/
by sarms for bulking of laurice arce
Is this Darth Bathwater?
I noticed your gurgling drain
See my plumber's butt?
by Noticer of Mineral deposits
A helluva bath
You must have looked like a prune
by the end of it
by Bomb of Bath
Horizontal pube
Wavy high-water mark from
last night's bubble bath
by Betty LeBomb
Back again Haiku?
I have been so clean! Or, just
deep into the shakes
by Betty LeBomb
To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends right
A correction to my previous Haiku:
To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends left
Haiku # 13622, September 12, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
by Betty LeBomb of 20 Years in the Future
I came here back then
Nineteen ninety nine, I think
but didn't write one
by Anonymous Poet
A dumb boomerang
These bad haiku keep hitting
me twenty years in
by Betty LeBomb
