Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
i don't want to be
serious, i just want to
complain about....things...

that's more fun right?
Haiku # 73286 November 4, 2021 12:27 pm ET
by vhs
i get on here and
i reimagine how the
net led to some kind

of freedom but those
who believe in top down flat
world control took up
Haiku # 73285 November 4, 2021 12:16 pm ET
by vhs
there are control freaks
who do not want a false view
confronted by those

outside their false view
but the plagues and swarms still came
for the carcosa
Haiku # 73284 November 4, 2021 11:57 am ET
by vhs
in times like these those
who would mandate man dates would
date man backwardly.
Haiku # 73283 November 4, 2021 11:55 am ET
by vhs
i feel like as young
in Gen X or Boom so much
was prodigal son

daughter, wandering
searching for meaning, then we
came the long way home
Haiku # 73282 November 4, 2021 11:48 am ET
by vhs
No, I'm Moxie, the
guy who got upset years past
now stuck on twitter

or was...
Haiku # 73281 November 4, 2021 10:34 am ET
by vhs
i saw Kermit and
Perfect Cell in a safe space
arena fight memes.
Haiku # 73280 November 4, 2021 10:32 am ET
by vhs
Rez rat, what's your tribe?
Tribe of Darth, I imagine...
Of Starkitten clan (?)
Haiku # 73279 November 4, 2021 9:17 am ET
by Fry Bread of Casino Payouts
Vermin in the walls
Their scat keeps getting bigger
and bigger. What next?
Haiku # 73278 November 4, 2021 3:27 am ET
by Rez Rat
Who is this "Brandon"?
A Facebook "bot" invention.
He cannot hurt you.

Brandon isn't real.
Like George Floyd and corona.
He doesn't exist.
Haiku # 73277 November 4, 2021 3:19 am ET
by I can prove it! of Hold my underwear, I'll be right back.
Chant: LET'S GO BRANDON!
Holy, like Gregorian,
Offered up to God.
Haiku # 73276 November 4, 2021 1:34 am ET
by Brandon of Monastic Renunciation
I saw Kermit's strings
but still believed he was real
Greatest of all frogs
Haiku # 73275 November 3, 2021 11:46 pm ET
by Sk
Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets
Haiku # 73274 November 3, 2021 11:11 pm ET
by Stack 'em up of Smack'em down!
Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets
Haiku # 73273 November 3, 2021 11:11 pm ET
by Stack 'em up of Smack'em down!
I love Kermit, too
He used to be fond of pork
(he has a green dink)
Haiku # 73272 November 3, 2021 11:05 pm ET
by Noticer
I love his news casts.
"Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here."
Discussing moot stuff.
Haiku # 73271 November 3, 2021 10:49 pm ET
by What's green and smells like pork?
Bright colors are fun.
I like the poison dart frogs.
But Kermit's cool too.
Haiku # 73270 November 3, 2021 10:47 pm ET
by He's a fellow Figpucker. of Know what I mean?
I like that one frog
In Olive Oyl's ice cream cone
(croak) Bluto did it!
Haiku # 73269 November 3, 2021 10:21 pm ET
by Noticer
Frisbee's a fun game.
You can play sober or high.
Fun for all ages.
Haiku # 73268 November 3, 2021 8:43 pm ET
by Can you do any frisbee tricks?
Let's talk about frogs.
There are many types of frogs.
What's your favorite?
Haiku # 73267 November 3, 2021 8:40 pm ET
by And why is it so?
Aborigines
Are not bad for light dessert
So you should spare them.
Haiku # 73266 November 3, 2021 5:12 pm ET
by Jolly Swagman of Waltzing Matilda Out Back Mate
Of all the races,
only whites deserve to live.
Others don't taste right.
Haiku # 73265 November 3, 2021 12:05 pm ET
by Hannibal Lecter of Gastronomical racism.
Yes, Reading, PA.
I have no clue at all why.
But there you have it.
Haiku # 73263 November 3, 2021 11:53 am ET
by I have spoken.
Manhattan Project.
Edward Teller. Big deal.
Blew up two cities...
Haiku # 73261 November 3, 2021 7:06 am ET
by Sale of Two Titties of Nippon
Nagasaki: TWICE !
I missed that one the first time.
Double entendre?
Haiku # 73260 November 3, 2021 7:03 am ET
by Fat Man of Enola Gay
Let's get this straight, Darth:
You are Starkitten, Moxie,
AND "Betty LeBomb"?
Haiku # 73259 November 3, 2021 7:01 am ET
by Not Janis of Not Toronto
Why Reading PA?
The others I agree with...
But Reading . . . really?
Haiku # 73258 November 3, 2021 6:57 am ET
by Reading is Good for Children of William Penn
I never take baths.
And seldom even shower.
The dogs lick me clean.
Haiku # 73257 November 3, 2021 6:47 am ET
by Twat waffles anonymous. of Cunt biscuits unanimous..
If you could make 10 nukes go off in cities around the world, which cities would you pick?
Haiku # 73256 November 3, 2021 6:42 am ET
by Detroit, Orlando, Mogadishu, Manila, Dallas, Jerusalem, Beijing, Kolkata, Nagasaki, Reading(PA)..
https://www.fingerlakes1.com/2021/10/11/sarms-stack-best-sarms-stack-for-bulking-cutting-and-strength/
Haiku # 73255 November 3, 2021 5:26 am ET
by sarms for bulking of laurice arce
Is this Darth Bathwater?
I noticed your gurgling drain
See my plumber's butt?
Haiku # 73254 November 3, 2021 3:56 am ET
by Noticer of Mineral deposits
A helluva bath
You must have looked like a prune
by the end of it
Haiku # 73253 November 3, 2021 12:36 am ET
by Bomb of Bath
Horizontal pube
Wavy high-water mark from
last night's bubble bath
Haiku # 73252 November 3, 2021 12:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Back again Haiku?
I have been so clean! Or, just
deep into the shakes
Haiku # 73251 November 2, 2021 11:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends right

A correction to my previous Haiku:

To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends left
Haiku # 13622, September 12, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 73250 November 2, 2021 11:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of 20 Years in the Future
I came here back then
Nineteen ninety nine, I think
but didn't write one
Haiku # 73249 November 2, 2021 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A dumb boomerang
These bad haiku keep hitting
me twenty years in
Haiku # 73248 November 2, 2021 11:37 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dry-docked champagne cork
The discarded cruise ship from
Last night’s bubble bath
Haiku # 73247 November 2, 2021 11:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This time of year sucks
when all your family members
die and leave you here
Haiku # 73246 November 2, 2021 10:16 pm ET
by stray cat
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Монтаж паркетной доски на подложку.
Монтаж ламината.
Монтаж винилового ламината
Монтаж инжинерной доски
Монтаж моссивной доски (с готовым покрытием)
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Монтаж галтелий и наличников.
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Напилим.про
Haiku # 73245 November 2, 2021 10:10 pm ET
by napilim.pro of Russia
Back to Haiku, kids.
"Fuck this ridiculous shit".
There. That's my haiku.
Haiku # 73244 November 2, 2021 9:15 pm ET
by Grace Hot Pepper Sauce of Very Hot, Jamaica
The Empress Feng Ming
ponders a great mystery:
haiku prophecy.
Haiku # 73243 November 2, 2021 9:12 pm ET
by But She Still Has 300 Courtiers To Bury Alive of Shang Dyasty TOMB
This is so crazy...
Moxie wrote this hours before
the planes hit towers.

(pasted below, from 2001):

the cloven hoof was
about power, jackboots and
such was Hitler kids...

so the stones came up
the tower built up on blood
and iron and so

the thunder came down
and the swastika fell
the falling tower

Haiku # 13554, September 10, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 73242 November 2, 2021 9:09 pm ET
by Time Traveler of Haiku Machine
I have some catnip
that will make it all better
even the poetry
Haiku # 73241 November 2, 2021 4:11 pm ET
by Sk
What is life about?
Accomplishment? Owning stuff?
And is it worth it?

I don't think it is.
It's dull entertaining God.
So let's never write.
Haiku # 73240 November 2, 2021 3:50 pm ET
by I think best idea ever!
Wait... you're taking your time and scrolling through old haiku? Why the hell is that? You looking for something? Maybe something your client can use in divorce court? LOL.

Well, the FBI didn't arrest me for trying to buy nukes on here. Though I'm still in the market if anyone has one. Just call or email me. You know how.

Aliens are going psychically manipulate Biden into a stand off against China when he discovers they purposely released corona. Of course China has a billion people to spare. They're happy to kill a few off by releasing viruses. And they haven't released their worst yet. They are weakening us through economic/bio-warfare first. Then they will release the really bad virus. Will Biden stand down. Will he push the big red button? Will he have a secret weapon? Something like... my poetry read to them through loud speakers. That could work.
Haiku # 73239 November 2, 2021 3:16 pm ET
by Just stinking out loud.
Jeez, did I say that?
Leaning toward asteroid
more and more these days.

Sift through the trash dump
You might find a gold necklace.
Then is it worth it?
Haiku # 73238 November 2, 2021 3:07 pm ET
by I still want a refund for visiting this site. of Can I have my money back? Janis? Hmmmm?
A major virus
is needed to cleanse the world.
More so in China.

(Darth, like Janis is prophetic.
He scribed this immortal verse in 2016)

Haiku #53311, by df of Chinese hotdogs made from zika babies. Criminal sapitalism hiding under a red flag
Haiku # 73237 November 2, 2021 11:17 am ET
by Time Machine of Haiku Traveler
Haiku's from JAPAN?
Oh man did I mess that up . . .
next to the carp pool.
Haiku # 73236 November 2, 2021 11:03 am ET
by Your Turn to Drive Kids to School of Car Pool
The Five Spices Mix.
The Four Harmonies resound.
The Empress breaks wind.
Haiku # 73235 November 2, 2021 11:01 am ET
by Fart Jokes for Darth of Late Qin Dynasty
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