Wait... you're taking your time and scrolling through old haiku? Why the hell is that? You looking for something? Maybe something your client can use in divorce court? LOL.

Well, the FBI didn't arrest me for trying to buy nukes on here. Though I'm still in the market if anyone has one. Just call or email me. You know how.

Aliens are going psychically manipulate Biden into a stand off against China when he discovers they purposely released corona. Of course China has a billion people to spare. They're happy to kill a few off by releasing viruses. And they haven't released their worst yet. They are weakening us through economic/bio-warfare first. Then they will release the really bad virus. Will Biden stand down. Will he push the big red button? Will he have a secret weapon? Something like... my poetry read to them through loud speakers. That could work.

Jeez, did I say that?
Leaning toward asteroid
more and more these days.

Sift through the trash dump
You might find a gold necklace.
Then is it worth it?

A major virus
is needed to cleanse the world.
More so in China.

(Darth, like Janis is prophetic.
He scribed this immortal verse in 2016)

Haiku #53311, by df of Chinese hotdogs made from zika babies. Criminal sapitalism hiding under a red flag

Haiku's from JAPAN?
Oh man did I mess that up . . .
next to the carp pool.

The Five Spices Mix.
The Four Harmonies resound.
The Empress breaks wind.

Upper right old man
is really Chinese trans-girl
and boy, she need shave!

Gong Hee Fat Choy. Wang.
Tales of the Yellow River
by I.P. Daily

You! Ming Feng! Slave girl:
Get back to your work chop-chop.
You no stand around.

Old Man would not eat
the rotten verse of Ming Feng
but he eat her dog.

Feng Ming lifts her skirt:
Greater Mongolia sighs.
Horseman invade West.

Ming Feng killed her dog
because it refused to lick
the white off her face.

Courtesan Ming Feng
Dug up her rotten Shih Tzu.
The old man ate it.

Old Mandarin man:
Yes, you sir in upper right...
You eat rotten dog.

Had Bike-u. Petal.
Tinsmith peddles the metal.
You so black (kettle).

Waah! Wah! Waah! I'm gay,
And the rest of the damn world
is not gay enough...

Pronoun am racists.
Cisgender are oppression.
Zhey is dysphoric.

Is there a pronoun
for someone who hates pronouns
and what they imply?

Golfers whacking it
on ESPN TV.
Look at those balls fly.

I'll identify
as a self cleaning toaster
oven on steroids.

I'll boycott this site.
Your prices keep going up.
It used to be free.

It is quite simple
I can tell you are confused.
Your pronoun? ....Asshole

He didn't give birth
Just "feeding the geese" so fast
he spewed out his balls

Men are giving birth
One fella pushed out breech twins
while watching the game.

I haven't bathed yet
My pronouns are scratch and sniff
and old monkey butt

My pronoun are "spit".
Spit am genderqueer ally.
We am psychotic.

Sure, I will use them.
Oh, you mean use the pronouns.
I thought the people.

I don't understand.
Transgenderification.
Why be what you're not.

My pronouns for you:
OINK/IT/APPLE/RUMP/SOMEONE
You will use them, please.

I won't need a bath
after you have spit on me.
*bends over* wash it good.

Halloween candy.
Does the Vatican do that?
Think of the bad jokes.

Men have chromosomes, but women do not have them.
That's why men give birth.

Men can be mommies.
They give birth AND breastfeed.
Don't deny the truth.

Numbers one and two:
Darth rolls around in the stuff.
Time to hose him down.

If you sleep with Darth
he likes it when you whisper
numbers in his ear

Salivation Front:
Lined up, with prayer and Bibles
To spit upon Darth.

Starvation Army
21 Kettle Salute
Hypocrite Misers!

It is All Saints Day.
The Pope of Rome can kiss off.
He's irrelevant.

But it's not abuse.
The dogs seem to enjoy it.
They keep coming back.

Red rocket! Red rocket!

It makes me nervous
Imagining the way you
Get dog DNA...

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I'm staying in bed
I'm burning up with fever
and freezing cold chills

They want a sample
I'm sending dog DNA
Don't tell anyone

Maybe I already do.
I want to buy a nuclear warhead if you know anyone selling.

Classic movie scenes
now punctuated with farts.
Save me the aisle seat

You say that you're bald
You should get math equations
tattooed on your head

All gays are poets.
I'm not sure which one is worse.
I'll get back to you...

I just sucked some schlongs.
And then I wrote a poem.
Both in the men's room.

Poetry is worse.
Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Schlongs not quite so much.

I'm sweetness and light.
You are what you write about.
Yuck. Time for shower.

Why are you so mean?
And you shouldn't talk, my friend
All poets are gay

Goodbye Halloween.
Put the skeleton away.
Shut the closet door.