Classic movie scenes
now punctuated with farts.
Save me the aisle seat
by Keanu Reeves of The Gastrix
You say that you're bald
You should get math equations
tattooed on your head
by Fun
All gays are poets.
I'm not sure which one is worse.
I'll get back to you...
I just sucked some schlongs.
And then I wrote a poem.
Both in the men's room.
Poetry is worse.
Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Schlongs not quite so much.
by Next up, hotel room sodomy. of While reading Keats and Poe.
I'm sweetness and light.
You are what you write about.
Yuck. Time for shower.
by Rinse the Darth off me of Poetic Hygiene
Why are you so mean?
And you shouldn't talk, my friend
All poets are gay
by Noticer
Goodbye Halloween.
Put the skeleton away.
Shut the closet door.
by All Saints of November 1
You aren't "becoming";
you are ALREADY so gay.
it is evident.
by Halloween Sex Therapist of Unbecoming
Why are you evil?
Were you abused as a child?
Well, it's not too late.
by Acme S&M Service. of $100/hour. Get in early on your punishment. Why wait for Hell.
Once you smell balot
you will certainly change your mind.
Hell's sulfury pits.
by Imagine if you fed a pug dog burritos and scrambled eggs. of And maybe asparagus. Yeah, that's the smell of balot egg when you crack it open.
I am so hungry
I'd eat a balut sandwich
Eating gum for lunch
by Name withheld
I've never tried one.
How spicy are ghost peckers?
Eat them with crackers?
by I mean flattened, flavored unleavened dough wafers. of Shouldn't call them crackers.
Turducken is old.
Chiduckey: turkey stuffed in
duck stuffed in chicken.
by If you don't understand, the Asian girls can explain it.
The living dead, rise!
Drug store closed. No Viagras
Skeleton Boners
by Still Life of Ghost pecker
Halloween Special
Prime Grade Midget Turducken
with graveyard gravy
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Extra syllable
sticking out like my wiener
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That's not rocket fuel.
Unless you blast off to Hell.
I could sell tickets.
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Hexamine mixed with
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Sorry, got sidetracked.
What were we talking about?
Huffing rocket fuel.
by But that was a long time ago. of Should I do it again?
I'm a proud member
of the LPASA.
Abbreviate this!
by Lazy People Against Stupid Acronyms. of Abbreviated acrobatics.
Sadly, it's easy
to make RDX, but hard
to make LSD.
by I'll end up on the FBI watch list. of So many acronyms! So little time to figure them all out.
I hope you're okay.
Did you eat poisoned candy?
Gummies overdose?
by Imagine if some crazy fuck put LSD in all the kids' candy! of I'd do it if I had the LSD, but I'm too cheap to buy it.
How was your party?
Did you find the pink diamond?
Everyone saw it?
by Or did you just get an Arby's roast beef sandwich? of Extra horsey sauce?
I'm becoming gay.
Put chocolate in my coffee.
Cream in the chocolate.
by Next up, public park glory holes.
God makes it rain shit.
And He promised no more floods.
And yet we're drowning.
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The perfect costume.
I'm going as Miss Piggy.
With frog leg hors d'oeuvres.
by I ain't eatin' no horse doo verses. of That just ain't right!
You sad old drag queen...
Why are you obsessed with shit?
It gets depressing.
by Why am I on this God-forsaken Website?
Stylish litter pan
I made you a Tootsie Roll
Happy Halloween
by sk
Pink
Panther
Costume
by Influencer of Poets
Happy Halloween.
Happy Haiku Halloween.
Happy Bad Haiku.
by Imputed Righteousness of Our Lord and Savior
Cristobal Colon:
He did have a funny name
The great admiral...
by Cristoforo Colombo of East Indies Travel Club
He is not bullshit.
You suffer because of Him.
I know this because.
by It's what you were born to do! of Suffer!
Some suffer because
The magic man in the sky
Is complete bullshit
by Anonymous Poet
You suffer because
you are God's entertainment.
Sort of like Squid Game.
by Don't deny it!
Never date a whore.
More so if she has false teeth.
Unless they are gold.
by Bling bling.
If twats clean themselves,
my exes had lazy cunts.
Most of them, that is.
by Smelled like a dead squid fishery. of Or a mass pig burial dug up.
The squirrel
by https://www.nutsacdance.org/
There's the nut-sac dance
Remember the funny squirrel?
We had dial up then
by modem beep beep brip
Who needs a douchebag?
Vaginas are self cleaning
Pussys lick themselves
by sandpaper tongue
Colostomy bag.
My bag of cholesterol.
And not the good kind!
by The kind of cholesterol that does 20 years to life.
Colonectomy:
It's colectomy misspelled.
Collect me colon. ::::::::
by Colonectomy: A definition with its colon removed.
Freaking Halloween !
My Jack'O Lanterns are set.
(Kicking Satan's ass.)
by Gentle Jeesus Meek and Mild of Nazareth
I've never had one.
Perhaps I should, but who cares.
Cancer's fine by me.
by A little cancer never killed anyone. of I can live with that.
Colonoscopy:
Damn. The story of my life.
What did you find there?
by Rectal Fractal of Orifices
Trying to make Darth laugh
by Starkitten of pnw
Colonoscopy
Tell them you cleaned yourself out
They'll find out you lied
by The results of the colonoscopy of were written all over the doctor's face
That one had ghost pepper
with notes of adrenaline
Hook up the siphon!
by green alien of (aside)(translated) All Hail Darth Gaspasser!
Halloween candy.
Which one is the best and worst?
Reeses' / Tootsie Rolls.
by Truth!
