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by Mrgrenintg of Australia
Extra syllable
sticking out like my wiener
in a shopping mall.
by Malfunctioning Overcoat.
That's not rocket fuel.
Unless you blast off to Hell.
I could sell tickets.
by Visit the Prince of Darkness. of Only $10,000!... Cheaper than Blue Origin.
Hexamine mixed with
ammonium nitrate and
abietic acid.
by 90:9:1 of Up to 18000 ft/s
Sorry, got sidetracked.
What were we talking about?
Huffing rocket fuel.
by But that was a long time ago. of Should I do it again?
I'm a proud member
of the LPASA.
Abbreviate this!
by Lazy People Against Stupid Acronyms. of Abbreviated acrobatics.
Sadly, it's easy
to make RDX, but hard
to make LSD.
by I'll end up on the FBI watch list. of So many acronyms! So little time to figure them all out.
I hope you're okay.
Did you eat poisoned candy?
Gummies overdose?
by Imagine if some crazy fuck put LSD in all the kids' candy! of I'd do it if I had the LSD, but I'm too cheap to buy it.
How was your party?
Did you find the pink diamond?
Everyone saw it?
by Or did you just get an Arby's roast beef sandwich? of Extra horsey sauce?
I'm becoming gay.
Put chocolate in my coffee.
Cream in the chocolate.
by Next up, public park glory holes.
God makes it rain shit.
And He promised no more floods.
And yet we're drowning.
by Genesis 9:11 of That was before Phil Collins joined.
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Мы делаем следующие работы
Монтаж напольного плинтуса из массива
Монтаж напольного плинтуса МДФ
Монтаж напольного плинтуса дюрополимер
Монтаж напольного плинтуса ПВХ
Монтаж напольного плинтуса ЛДФ
Монтаж потолочного плинтуса.
Монтаж напольного плинтуса из металла и т.д кроме камня.
Покраска плинтуса.
Монтаж напольных покрытий
Монтаж паркетной доски на подложку.
Монтаж ламината.
Монтаж винилового ламината
Монтаж инжинерной доски
Монтаж моссивной доски (с готовым покрытием)
Монтаж фанеры.
Монтаж галтелий и наличников.
По другим работам уточняйте!
гарантия на все виды работ.
Напилим.про
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by Poluektovhat of Russia
The perfect costume.
I'm going as Miss Piggy.
With frog leg hors d'oeuvres.
by I ain't eatin' no horse doo verses. of That just ain't right!
You sad old drag queen...
Why are you obsessed with shit?
It gets depressing.
by Why am I on this God-forsaken Website?
Stylish litter pan
I made you a Tootsie Roll
Happy Halloween
by sk
Pink
Panther
Costume
by Influencer of Poets
Happy Halloween.
Happy Haiku Halloween.
Happy Bad Haiku.
by Imputed Righteousness of Our Lord and Savior
Cristobal Colon:
He did have a funny name
The great admiral...
by Cristoforo Colombo of East Indies Travel Club
He is not bullshit.
You suffer because of Him.
I know this because.
by It's what you were born to do! of Suffer!
Some suffer because
The magic man in the sky
Is complete bullshit
by Anonymous Poet
You suffer because
you are God's entertainment.
Sort of like Squid Game.
by Don't deny it!
Never date a whore.
More so if she has false teeth.
Unless they are gold.
by Bling bling.
If twats clean themselves,
my exes had lazy cunts.
Most of them, that is.
by Smelled like a dead squid fishery. of Or a mass pig burial dug up.
The squirrel
by https://www.nutsacdance.org/
There's the nut-sac dance
Remember the funny squirrel?
We had dial up then
by modem beep beep brip
Who needs a douchebag?
Vaginas are self cleaning
Pussys lick themselves
by sandpaper tongue
Colostomy bag.
My bag of cholesterol.
And not the good kind!
by The kind of cholesterol that does 20 years to life.
Colonectomy:
It's colectomy misspelled.
Collect me colon. ::::::::
by Colonectomy: A definition with its colon removed.
Freaking Halloween !
My Jack'O Lanterns are set.
(Kicking Satan's ass.)
by Gentle Jeesus Meek and Mild of Nazareth
I've never had one.
Perhaps I should, but who cares.
Cancer's fine by me.
by A little cancer never killed anyone. of I can live with that.
Colonoscopy:
Damn. The story of my life.
What did you find there?
by Rectal Fractal of Orifices
Trying to make Darth laugh
by Starkitten of pnw
Colonoscopy
Tell them you cleaned yourself out
They'll find out you lied
by The results of the colonoscopy of were written all over the doctor's face
That one had ghost pepper
with notes of adrenaline
Hook up the siphon!
by green alien of (aside)(translated) All Hail Darth Gaspasser!
Halloween candy.
Which one is the best and worst?
Reeses' / Tootsie Rolls.
by Truth!
That could be awesome.
Upload your fart videos.
Sadly there's no stench.
Virtual headsets
need odor emulators
and we will get rich!
by Come on, inventors out there! of More important than renewable energy!
Rank my flatulence.
On a scale from one to ten.
Ten being most rank.
by ratemyfarts.com of that should be a real thing... come on Janis, get a new server!
We come here seeking
your most dankest flatulence
Refuel the spaceships!
by (untranslatable) of Rear
https://t.me/s/polak_potrafi
by Michaelver of Senegal
it might violate
the geneva convention
still, a tempting thought
by scotch of or could do it with something like https://cloud.google.com/text-to-speech
had a crazy thought
text-to-speech on all haiku
one big mp3
by scotch of and I could probably do it
in only two weeks
this site will turn twenty-five
where's the party at?
by scotch of paging janis
Ethcuthze ME. A-hem.
Please use my preferred pronoun.
It's "mental illness".
by Irate Person on Psychtropic Meds With Purple Hair
https://sdayem-ekzameny.ru Создание макета диплома
by Barabanwikovomr of Russia
"They" is your pronoun.
There need to be antinouns.
Let's think of a way.
by Referring to people who need to die... Maybe of "Them parasite cocksuckers" is a good antinoun.
They can't wait to leave,
those silly little sperm cells.
Overpopulate.
by Destroying the planet. of One brat at a time.
Look down in your pants.
Pull out the biggest pronoun.
Please, put it back now.
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku supply chain
Must be the bidet is clogged
Got a toilet snake?
by Anonymous Poet
You must have come here
to watch the monkey knife fight.
We're out of haiku.
by But try next door.
