If twats clean themselves,
my exes had lazy cunts.
Most of them, that is.
by Smelled like a dead squid fishery. of Or a mass pig burial dug up.
The squirrel
by https://www.nutsacdance.org/
There's the nut-sac dance
Remember the funny squirrel?
We had dial up then
by modem beep beep brip
Who needs a douchebag?
Vaginas are self cleaning
Pussys lick themselves
by sandpaper tongue
Colostomy bag.
My bag of cholesterol.
And not the good kind!
by The kind of cholesterol that does 20 years to life.
Colonectomy:
It's colectomy misspelled.
Collect me colon. ::::::::
by Colonectomy: A definition with its colon removed.
Freaking Halloween !
My Jack'O Lanterns are set.
(Kicking Satan's ass.)
by Gentle Jeesus Meek and Mild of Nazareth
I've never had one.
Perhaps I should, but who cares.
Cancer's fine by me.
by A little cancer never killed anyone. of I can live with that.
Colonoscopy:
Damn. The story of my life.
What did you find there?
by Rectal Fractal of Orifices
Trying to make Darth laugh
by Starkitten of pnw
Colonoscopy
Tell them you cleaned yourself out
They'll find out you lied
by The results of the colonoscopy of were written all over the doctor's face
That one had ghost pepper
with notes of adrenaline
Hook up the siphon!
by green alien of (aside)(translated) All Hail Darth Gaspasser!
Halloween candy.
Which one is the best and worst?
Reeses' / Tootsie Rolls.
by Truth!
That could be awesome.
Upload your fart videos.
Sadly there's no stench.
Virtual headsets
need odor emulators
and we will get rich!
by Come on, inventors out there! of More important than renewable energy!
Rank my flatulence.
On a scale from one to ten.
Ten being most rank.
by ratemyfarts.com of that should be a real thing... come on Janis, get a new server!
We come here seeking
your most dankest flatulence
Refuel the spaceships!
by (untranslatable) of Rear
https://t.me/s/polak_potrafi
by Michaelver of Senegal
it might violate
the geneva convention
still, a tempting thought
by scotch of or could do it with something like https://cloud.google.com/text-to-speech
had a crazy thought
text-to-speech on all haiku
one big mp3
by scotch of and I could probably do it
in only two weeks
this site will turn twenty-five
where's the party at?
by scotch of paging janis
Ethcuthze ME. A-hem.
Please use my preferred pronoun.
It's "mental illness".
by Irate Person on Psychtropic Meds With Purple Hair
https://sdayem-ekzameny.ru Создание макета диплома
by Barabanwikovomr of Russia
"They" is your pronoun.
There need to be antinouns.
Let's think of a way.
by Referring to people who need to die... Maybe of "Them parasite cocksuckers" is a good antinoun.
They can't wait to leave,
those silly little sperm cells.
Overpopulate.
by Destroying the planet. of One brat at a time.
Look down in your pants.
Pull out the biggest pronoun.
Please, put it back now.
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku supply chain
Must be the bidet is clogged
Got a toilet snake?
by Anonymous Poet
You must have come here
to watch the monkey knife fight.
We're out of haiku.
by But try next door.
You're walking along
You spot a hole in the ground
Try yelling in it
Did someone answer?
Some people believe these holes
are portals to Hell
by Anonymous Poet
Modern Superman
is bisexual and all
phone booths are no more.
by Look it up! Superman is officially gay now. No shit. of Those poofsters at DC comics been butt chugging pumpkin spice lattes!
(Moan) Operator?
Long distance inflammation
Get me out of here!
by Clark Kent of Superman's penis caught in door of telephone booth
If you don't wank it,
Hoppity Horse testicles.
Mass transportation.
by Higgs boson Bozo.
Isn't it strange that
weeping willows don't look sad
but like hippie chicks.
by their hair anyway.
Haven't you noticed
you haven't really noticed.
Read twixt them thar lines.
by Yep.
Have you considered
that you can die once in Hell
and go somewhere worse.
by And so on and so forth. of Hadn't you noticed? How low can we go?!
If Satan had lost,
badhaiku would not exist.
You hadn't noticed????
by Seriously?! of This is hell right here. We are the damned souls sent here to suffer.
Disney's Fantasia
Has that very spooky part:
Satan takes over.
by But he does not win of course
If you go up there
I'll worry about you, Darth
There's nothing up there
But if you insist
I'll just stay in my bottle
Major Figpucker
by Anonymous Poet
How should I get there,
SpaceX or Blue Origin?
I cannot decide.
I like the schlong shape,
but Bezos is an asshole.
Musk is halfway cool.
To make more money
he should have his own cologne.
Call it "Musk du Musk".
by An asshole in a schlong, that's a first.
Do you think you can
elope on an antelope,
or you cantaloupe.
The gazelle can tell
by the unusual smell
in the wishing well.
by Did you notice?
Would it improve things
significantly to know
he was getting head?
If it pleases you,
use your imagination
and it can be real.
by QED
That math video
would be better if he was
getting a blow job
by A taste of hard math problems
If you wank to this,
reevaluate your life;
monetize your lust.
by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6l9KezH1ug
and I still don't understand what it is
by Anonymous Poet
That one slipped by me
Had to look up the word queef
in dictionary
by Noticer of most details
You ever notice
beat box sounds like pussy farts.
Belief in the queef!
by DJs Terrance & Phillip of That shit be dope tho!
You'd find good cheese there
Warm merino wool sweaters
You should see my dance!
by sk
That Pink Panther song...
Strangely compelling, but odd.
So very wooden:
https://youtu.be/paWt-vWYbyU
by Woody Woodpecker of Fake Italian After-ski Party
"'Cause ya know what, man?
I'm just a big old square, man.
And I DIG BRUBECK."
https://youtu.be/DkPNHV0DTWc
by Lenny Goonagan of Vinyl Disc
No, I'd rather watch
someone else do math problems
Just sit back and watch
by Spectator of Mathematics
Do you enjoy math?
What field interests you?
I can count to ten.
by Leonhard Euler
