Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #73129
Modern Superman
is bisexual and all
phone booths are no more.
Haiku #73129
Posted: October 28, 2021 10:37 pm ET
Poet & location: Look it up! Superman is officially gay now. No shit. of Those poofsters at DC comics been butt chugging pumpkin spice lattes!