Old Man would not eat
the rotten verse of Ming Feng
but he eat her dog.
by Dog Was Dead of Thousand Year Dog Egg
Feng Ming lifts her skirt:
Greater Mongolia sighs.
Horseman invade West.
by Sui Tang Liao Song of Chingiz Khan's Mother
Ming Feng killed her dog
because it refused to lick
the white off her face.
by Golden Opera of Guanxi Detention Unit #458
Courtesan Ming Feng
Dug up her rotten Shih Tzu.
The old man ate it.
by Splendid Tales of Shang Dynasty
Old Mandarin man:
Yes, you sir in upper right...
You eat rotten dog.
by Eastern Delicacies of Western Wave
Had Bike-u. Petal.
Tinsmith peddles the metal.
You so black (kettle).
by Pot Calling of Pol Pot's Potty Humor
Waah! Wah! Waah! I'm gay,
And the rest of the damn world
is not gay enough...
by Gay E. Nuff of Gay 90's
Pronoun am racists.
Cisgender are oppression.
Zhey is dysphoric.
by Grammar-based Hate Speech of Abolish Grammar NOW !
Is there a pronoun
for someone who hates pronouns
and what they imply?
by I don't care what you "identify as". of You're a twat waffle.
Golfers whacking it
on ESPN TV.
Look at those balls fly.
by Jon Rahm taking a break to wash his balls. of He's been Rahming hard.
I'll identify
as a self cleaning toaster
oven on steroids.
by As seen on TV. of That's me!
I'll boycott this site.
Your prices keep going up.
It used to be free.
by But look at all it's cost me now!
It is quite simple
I can tell you are confused.
Your pronoun? ....Asshole
by Anonymous Poet
He didn't give birth
Just "feeding the geese" so fast
he spewed out his balls
by Children of the nutsac
Men are giving birth
One fella pushed out breech twins
while watching the game.
by Stretchmarks of a lonesome schlong
I haven't bathed yet
My pronouns are scratch and sniff
and old monkey butt
by Old Monkey Butt
My pronoun are "spit".
Spit am genderqueer ally.
We am psychotic.
by Fran Sanfisco of How DARE You
Sure, I will use them.
Oh, you mean use the pronouns.
I thought the people.
by Anonymous Poet
I don't understand.
Transgenderification.
Why be what you're not.
by Can I be a race car? of I identify as a Formula 1 race car.
My pronouns for you:
OINK/IT/APPLE/RUMP/SOMEONE
You will use them, please.
by Zhey Am Not Funny of Basic Grammar
I won't need a bath
after you have spit on me.
*bends over* wash it good.
by Good enough for cats and dogs. of Good enough for the Lord of All Evil.
Halloween candy.
Does the Vatican do that?
Think of the bad jokes.
by *Ding dong*. Trick or Treat. of What a strange looking candy bar.
Men have chromosomes, but women do not have them.
That's why men give birth.
by Elementary Biology of Obvious
Men can be mommies.
They give birth AND breastfeed.
Don't deny the truth.
by Count Kromasones of Transylvania
Numbers one and two:
Darth rolls around in the stuff.
Time to hose him down.
by Again of Stig Py
If you sleep with Darth
he likes it when you whisper
numbers in his ear
by Cherry of Pi
Salivation Front:
Lined up, with prayer and Bibles
To spit upon Darth.
by He Earned the Privilege of Holy Daze Give Thanx
Starvation Army
21 Kettle Salute
Hypocrite Misers!
by Saliva of Hungry
It is All Saints Day.
The Pope of Rome can kiss off.
He's irrelevant.
by St. Martin Luther of Saxony
But it's not abuse.
The dogs seem to enjoy it.
They keep coming back.
by Canine happy ending massage service. Treat your pet right! of Dog biscuits and squirell videos included.
Red rocket! Red rocket!
by Milking the dog.
It makes me nervous
Imagining the way you
Get dog DNA...
by Canine Abuse Support Group
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by belleKak of Andorra
I'm staying in bed
I'm burning up with fever
and freezing cold chills
by Starkitten
They want a sample
I'm sending dog DNA
Don't tell anyone
by Anonymous Poet
Maybe I already do.
I want to buy a nuclear warhead if you know anyone selling.
by Anonymous Poet
Classic movie scenes
now punctuated with farts.
Save me the aisle seat
by Keanu Reeves of The Gastrix
You say that you're bald
You should get math equations
tattooed on your head
by Fun
All gays are poets.
I'm not sure which one is worse.
I'll get back to you...
I just sucked some schlongs.
And then I wrote a poem.
Both in the men's room.
Poetry is worse.
Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Schlongs not quite so much.
by Next up, hotel room sodomy. of While reading Keats and Poe.
I'm sweetness and light.
You are what you write about.
Yuck. Time for shower.
by Rinse the Darth off me of Poetic Hygiene
Why are you so mean?
And you shouldn't talk, my friend
All poets are gay
by Noticer
Goodbye Halloween.
Put the skeleton away.
Shut the closet door.
by All Saints of November 1
You aren't "becoming";
you are ALREADY so gay.
it is evident.
by Halloween Sex Therapist of Unbecoming
Why are you evil?
Were you abused as a child?
Well, it's not too late.
by Acme S&M Service. of $100/hour. Get in early on your punishment. Why wait for Hell.
Once you smell balot
you will certainly change your mind.
Hell's sulfury pits.
by Imagine if you fed a pug dog burritos and scrambled eggs. of And maybe asparagus. Yeah, that's the smell of balot egg when you crack it open.
I am so hungry
I'd eat a balut sandwich
Eating gum for lunch
by Name withheld
I've never tried one.
How spicy are ghost peckers?
Eat them with crackers?
by I mean flattened, flavored unleavened dough wafers. of Shouldn't call them crackers.
Turducken is old.
Chiduckey: turkey stuffed in
duck stuffed in chicken.
by If you don't understand, the Asian girls can explain it.
The living dead, rise!
Drug store closed. No Viagras
Skeleton Boners
by Still Life of Ghost pecker
Halloween Special
Prime Grade Midget Turducken
with graveyard gravy
by Eerie sound
