I don't understand.
Transgenderification.
Why be what you're not.
by Can I be a race car? of I identify as a Formula 1 race car.
My pronouns for you:
OINK/IT/APPLE/RUMP/SOMEONE
You will use them, please.
by Zhey Am Not Funny of Basic Grammar
I won't need a bath
after you have spit on me.
*bends over* wash it good.
by Good enough for cats and dogs. of Good enough for the Lord of All Evil.
Halloween candy.
Does the Vatican do that?
Think of the bad jokes.
by *Ding dong*. Trick or Treat. of What a strange looking candy bar.
Men have chromosomes, but women do not have them.
That's why men give birth.
by Elementary Biology of Obvious
Men can be mommies.
They give birth AND breastfeed.
Don't deny the truth.
by Count Kromasones of Transylvania
Numbers one and two:
Darth rolls around in the stuff.
Time to hose him down.
by Again of Stig Py
If you sleep with Darth
he likes it when you whisper
numbers in his ear
by Cherry of Pi
Salivation Front:
Lined up, with prayer and Bibles
To spit upon Darth.
by He Earned the Privilege of Holy Daze Give Thanx
Starvation Army
21 Kettle Salute
Hypocrite Misers!
by Saliva of Hungry
It is All Saints Day.
The Pope of Rome can kiss off.
He's irrelevant.
by St. Martin Luther of Saxony
But it's not abuse.
The dogs seem to enjoy it.
They keep coming back.
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Red rocket! Red rocket!
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It makes me nervous
Imagining the way you
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I'm staying in bed
I'm burning up with fever
and freezing cold chills
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They want a sample
I'm sending dog DNA
Don't tell anyone
by Anonymous Poet
Maybe I already do.
I want to buy a nuclear warhead if you know anyone selling.
by Anonymous Poet
Classic movie scenes
now punctuated with farts.
Save me the aisle seat
by Keanu Reeves of The Gastrix
You say that you're bald
You should get math equations
tattooed on your head
by Fun
All gays are poets.
I'm not sure which one is worse.
I'll get back to you...
I just sucked some schlongs.
And then I wrote a poem.
Both in the men's room.
Poetry is worse.
Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Schlongs not quite so much.
by Next up, hotel room sodomy. of While reading Keats and Poe.
I'm sweetness and light.
You are what you write about.
Yuck. Time for shower.
by Rinse the Darth off me of Poetic Hygiene
Why are you so mean?
And you shouldn't talk, my friend
All poets are gay
by Noticer
Goodbye Halloween.
Put the skeleton away.
Shut the closet door.
by All Saints of November 1
You aren't "becoming";
you are ALREADY so gay.
it is evident.
by Halloween Sex Therapist of Unbecoming
Why are you evil?
Were you abused as a child?
Well, it's not too late.
by Acme S&M Service. of $100/hour. Get in early on your punishment. Why wait for Hell.
Once you smell balot
you will certainly change your mind.
Hell's sulfury pits.
by Imagine if you fed a pug dog burritos and scrambled eggs. of And maybe asparagus. Yeah, that's the smell of balot egg when you crack it open.
I am so hungry
I'd eat a balut sandwich
Eating gum for lunch
by Name withheld
I've never tried one.
How spicy are ghost peckers?
Eat them with crackers?
by I mean flattened, flavored unleavened dough wafers. of Shouldn't call them crackers.
Turducken is old.
Chiduckey: turkey stuffed in
duck stuffed in chicken.
by If you don't understand, the Asian girls can explain it.
The living dead, rise!
Drug store closed. No Viagras
Skeleton Boners
by Still Life of Ghost pecker
Halloween Special
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Unless you blast off to Hell.
I could sell tickets.
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Sorry, got sidetracked.
What were we talking about?
Huffing rocket fuel.
by But that was a long time ago. of Should I do it again?
I'm a proud member
of the LPASA.
Abbreviate this!
by Lazy People Against Stupid Acronyms. of Abbreviated acrobatics.
Sadly, it's easy
to make RDX, but hard
to make LSD.
by I'll end up on the FBI watch list. of So many acronyms! So little time to figure them all out.
I hope you're okay.
Did you eat poisoned candy?
Gummies overdose?
by Imagine if some crazy fuck put LSD in all the kids' candy! of I'd do it if I had the LSD, but I'm too cheap to buy it.
How was your party?
Did you find the pink diamond?
Everyone saw it?
by Or did you just get an Arby's roast beef sandwich? of Extra horsey sauce?
I'm becoming gay.
Put chocolate in my coffee.
Cream in the chocolate.
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God makes it rain shit.
And He promised no more floods.
And yet we're drowning.
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Stylish litter pan
I made you a Tootsie Roll
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by Influencer of Poets
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Happy Haiku Halloween.
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