I saw Kermit's strings
but still believed he was real
Greatest of all frogs

Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets

Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets

I love Kermit, too
He used to be fond of pork
(he has a green dink)

I love his news casts.
"Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here."
Discussing moot stuff.

Bright colors are fun.
I like the poison dart frogs.
But Kermit's cool too.

I like that one frog
In Olive Oyl's ice cream cone
(croak) Bluto did it!

Frisbee's a fun game.
You can play sober or high.
Fun for all ages.

Let's talk about frogs.
There are many types of frogs.
What's your favorite?

Aborigines
Are not bad for light dessert
So you should spare them.

Of all the races,
only whites deserve to live.
Others don't taste right.

Do not save the Jews.
Nor Asians, blacks, Eskimos,
transgenders, and nerds.

Yes, Reading, PA.
I have no clue at all why.
But there you have it.

Oh Lord! Oh Lord GOD!
Save all the Jews, please dear Lord.
Especially Darth.

Manhattan Project.
Edward Teller. Big deal.
Blew up two cities...

Nagasaki: TWICE !
I missed that one the first time.
Double entendre?

Let's get this straight, Darth:
You are Starkitten, Moxie,
AND "Betty LeBomb"?

Why Reading PA?
The others I agree with...
But Reading . . . really?

I never take baths.
And seldom even shower.
The dogs lick me clean.

If you could make 10 nukes go off in cities around the world, which cities would you pick?

https://www.fingerlakes1.com/2021/10/11/sarms-stack-best-sarms-stack-for-bulking-cutting-and-strength/

Is this Darth Bathwater?
I noticed your gurgling drain
See my plumber's butt?

A helluva bath
You must have looked like a prune
by the end of it

Horizontal pube
Wavy high-water mark from
last night's bubble bath

Back again Haiku?
I have been so clean! Or, just
deep into the shakes

To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends right

A correction to my previous Haiku:

To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends left
Haiku # 13622, September 12, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb

I came here back then
Nineteen ninety nine, I think
but didn't write one

A dumb boomerang
These bad haiku keep hitting
me twenty years in

Dry-docked champagne cork
The discarded cruise ship from
Last night’s bubble bath

This time of year sucks
when all your family members
die and leave you here

Профессиональный монтаж напольных покрытий.Обращайтесь всегда рады вам помочь.
Мы делаем следующие работы
Монтаж напольного плинтуса из массива
Монтаж напольного плинтуса МДФ
Монтаж напольного плинтуса дюрополимер
Монтаж напольного плинтуса ПВХ
Монтаж напольного плинтуса ЛДФ
Монтаж потолочного плинтуса.
Монтаж напольного плинтуса из металла и т.д кроме камня.
Покраска плинтуса.
Монтаж напольных покрытий
Монтаж паркетной доски на подложку.
Монтаж ламината.
Монтаж винилового ламината
Монтаж инжинерной доски
Монтаж моссивной доски (с готовым покрытием)
Монтаж фанеры.
Монтаж галтелий и наличников.
По другим работам уточняйте!
гарантия на все виды работ.
Напилим.про

Back to Haiku, kids.
"Fuck this ridiculous shit".
There. That's my haiku.

The Empress Feng Ming
ponders a great mystery:
haiku prophecy.

This is so crazy...
Moxie wrote this hours before
the planes hit towers.

(pasted below, from 2001):

the cloven hoof was
about power, jackboots and
such was Hitler kids...

so the stones came up
the tower built up on blood
and iron and so

the thunder came down
and the swastika fell
the falling tower

Haiku # 13554, September 10, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Moxie

I have some catnip
that will make it all better
even the poetry

What is life about?
Accomplishment? Owning stuff?
And is it worth it?

I don't think it is.
It's dull entertaining God.
So let's never write.

Wait... you're taking your time and scrolling through old haiku? Why the hell is that? You looking for something? Maybe something your client can use in divorce court? LOL.

Well, the FBI didn't arrest me for trying to buy nukes on here. Though I'm still in the market if anyone has one. Just call or email me. You know how.

Aliens are going psychically manipulate Biden into a stand off against China when he discovers they purposely released corona. Of course China has a billion people to spare. They're happy to kill a few off by releasing viruses. And they haven't released their worst yet. They are weakening us through economic/bio-warfare first. Then they will release the really bad virus. Will Biden stand down. Will he push the big red button? Will he have a secret weapon? Something like... my poetry read to them through loud speakers. That could work.

Jeez, did I say that?
Leaning toward asteroid
more and more these days.

Sift through the trash dump
You might find a gold necklace.
Then is it worth it?

A major virus
is needed to cleanse the world.
More so in China.

(Darth, like Janis is prophetic.
He scribed this immortal verse in 2016)

Haiku #53311, by df of Chinese hotdogs made from zika babies. Criminal sapitalism hiding under a red flag

Haiku's from JAPAN?
Oh man did I mess that up . . .
next to the carp pool.

The Five Spices Mix.
The Four Harmonies resound.
The Empress breaks wind.

Upper right old man
is really Chinese trans-girl
and boy, she need shave!

Gong Hee Fat Choy. Wang.
Tales of the Yellow River
by I.P. Daily

You! Ming Feng! Slave girl:
Get back to your work chop-chop.
You no stand around.

Old Man would not eat
the rotten verse of Ming Feng
but he eat her dog.

Feng Ming lifts her skirt:
Greater Mongolia sighs.
Horseman invade West.

Ming Feng killed her dog
because it refused to lick
the white off her face.

Courtesan Ming Feng
Dug up her rotten Shih Tzu.
The old man ate it.

Old Mandarin man:
Yes, you sir in upper right...
You eat rotten dog.

Had Bike-u. Petal.
Tinsmith peddles the metal.
You so black (kettle).