Elite trick or treat
smell my feet, give me something
very good to eat.
by If you don't, I don't care; of I'll pull down your underwear.
I'm finding the folks
who call themselves "elite" on
a stupid power
trip.
by vhs
well you know when you've
shown you haven't smooched death for
well since 2011
there's a larger world
with power hungry leaders
rumored to perverse
DF is just...DF...
by vhs
Looking back on life,
I've not done one thing that's good.
Not one fucking thing.
by Hell awaits. of The sooner, the better.
But...
I did what I wilt.
Unlike the flowers I grew.
They wilted badly.
Unlike... Oh, never mind.
by
Drive, drive, drive your car
Gently down the street.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is such a treat.
by Colemanalest of USA
Revving up junk cars
All night piling furniture
Meth heads get shit done
by Perks of being a poet in rezidence
These may be roof rats
They certainly aren't reindeer
(no jingling of bells)
by Noticer of The plight of starkitten
Get off that rez, chief.
I got some wampum for ya.
And big firewater.
by San Carlos Apache of White Mountain AZ
Darth, you were so nice
to old Moxie/VHS
when he returned here.
by You Are a Weak Satanist of Do What Thou Wilt
No rug-chewing jokes.
And none of that "Brandon" stuff.
We am enlightened.
by Here at Haiku Heaven of Rotten Dog-eaters
What did you say there . . .
Rattus Norvegicus? Hmmm.
The Stranglers album?
by No More Heroes of Dagenham Drive
I need some long johns
It's cold around the diggings
I like the look, too
by Noticer of style rezminiscent of A Clockwork Orange
Is a war coming?
Proof that China released covid
intentionally.
by All it would take.
Eat the podium.
You stupid black and white bear.
It's made of bamboo.
by Bamboo Bimbo
Pandemonium.
Panda on a podium.
We want more bamboo.
by Work at Food Panda.
Capitalism.
The world is falling apart.
I blame Jeff Bezos.
by And uber eats/grub hub. of And China.
Scatological,
the Rattus norvegicus
'went' in my rice bowl.
by Ate it anyway.
Your vermin update
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by scat of rat
The weirdos next door
All night handyman projects
Power tools, hammers
by rezident of rez
Getting computer
Soon I will see Dogeater
as well as the gull
by high of rez
The inconvenience
Underwear stuck in your crack
Commando for life!
by Hairless of Bologna
Haiku podium
Fall down foaming at the mouth
Might as well chew rug
by Adolph Q. Hitler of Second course
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
by sk
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
by sk
I love all of you.
I spit upon all of you.
Because you are DAMNED.
by Sweetness and Light of Passive Agression
You, MashaKY,
KY your ass, Russian bot.
I smell it from here.
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by MashaKyTaw9071 of Russia
ROBIN TROWER. Yes.
Bridge of Sighs. I love that disc.
Enter in to bliss . . .
by Memories of HIGH School
I am everyone.
So that means you are no one.
And you don't exist.
A magical POOF.
You vanish into thin air.
Just like my paycheck.
by Are you the ghost of Harry Houdini?? of Scary Harry Quite Contrary to the Ordinary.
Venerable sage:
Yes you, in the funny hat.
Are you Chink or Jap?
by I'm part Oriental So Itz Not Rayciss hmmmkay ? of Jade Tiger Prosperity Mountain etc.
Chinaman is back!
I guess he is on desktop.
On phone only bird.
by C. Gull of Imagery
I found evidence
that Janis started covid.
Haikuleaks dot com.
by Pangolin party pooper. of I never lie!
Who decides these things?
Wave to Chinaman to bird:
Degeneration.
by Don't you want this site to LOOK GOOD? of That bird is BORING.
Pathetic seagull.
The Great Wave was beautiful.
Leave things as they are.
by Is It Jamis'Fault ? of Canadians
Vermin problems
rats rodents cheese bacon
peanut butter trap
by Rezkat of Rez Life
Can't see him on phone.
I only see the seagull
Is vhs Darth?
by Rezkat of Rez
Ha Ha. You, old man !
You are wrong. A dog will eat
even YOUR haiku.
by Your Most Recent Pseudonym of AKA "Hung Kow"
You're in all my thoughts
I don't usually go for
greasy Italians
by I dream of Pizza
You made fifty bucks.
That can buy you a sandwich.
At today's prices.
by Blame Bezos.
aparently polis
has gotten ticky and it
sucks the life out of...
'murica...
by vhs
haiku doesn't rot
Some of it improves with age
Ask the Dogeater
by Noticer
what will eat the flesh
of a rotting haiku deep
in the boiling sand?
by vhs
sometimes human stu
pidity tears down the
guidestones of wisdom
by vhs
went to zoom meeting
but I was reading haiku
and made fifty bucks
by Paydirt of Haiku
well it would not be
the same without you I've not
spoken to a friend
in a long time now.
too many "woke" forces out
there being...not nice.
by vhs
Rez weather update
Rain, wind, power outages
Also, out of smokes.
by Rezkitten of Edge of Rez
Hi there vhs.
It's good to see you again.
Hope all's well with you.
Look... There have been many times I've stepped out of line and been a rude pos. Just saying sorry.
Good to have you back.
I'll be posting less often.
It's better that way.
by I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream with chocolate sauce and pretend it's a salad.
real life drama goes
on, times of peace, times of war
family it might
be a soap drama
a soap opera plays out
badly written---real
by vhs
