Coast Salish

went to zoom meeting
but I was reading haiku
and made fifty bucks

well it would not be
the same without you I've not
spoken to a friend

in a long time now.
too many "woke" forces out
there being...not nice.

Rez weather update
Rain, wind, power outages
Also, out of smokes.

Hi there vhs.
It's good to see you again.
Hope all's well with you.

Look... There have been many times I've stepped out of line and been a rude pos. Just saying sorry.

Good to have you back.
I'll be posting less often.
It's better that way.

real life drama goes
on, times of peace, times of war
family it might

be a soap drama
a soap opera plays out
badly written---real

i don't want to be
serious, i just want to
complain about....things...

that's more fun right?

i get on here and
i reimagine how the
net led to some kind

of freedom but those
who believe in top down flat
world control took up

there are control freaks
who do not want a false view
confronted by those

outside their false view
but the plagues and swarms still came
for the carcosa

in times like these those
who would mandate man dates would
date man backwardly.

i feel like as young
in Gen X or Boom so much
was prodigal son

daughter, wandering
searching for meaning, then we
came the long way home

No, I'm Moxie, the
guy who got upset years past
now stuck on twitter

or was...

i saw Kermit and
Perfect Cell in a safe space
arena fight memes.

Rez rat, what's your tribe?
Tribe of Darth, I imagine...
Of Starkitten clan (?)

Vermin in the walls
Their scat keeps getting bigger
and bigger. What next?

Who is this "Brandon"?
A Facebook "bot" invention.
He cannot hurt you.

Brandon isn't real.
Like George Floyd and corona.
He doesn't exist.

Chant: LET'S GO BRANDON!
Holy, like Gregorian,
Offered up to God.

I saw Kermit's strings
but still believed he was real
Greatest of all frogs

Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets

Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets

I love Kermit, too
He used to be fond of pork
(he has a green dink)

I love his news casts.
"Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here."
Discussing moot stuff.

Bright colors are fun.
I like the poison dart frogs.
But Kermit's cool too.

I like that one frog
In Olive Oyl's ice cream cone
(croak) Bluto did it!

Frisbee's a fun game.
You can play sober or high.
Fun for all ages.

Let's talk about frogs.
There are many types of frogs.
What's your favorite?

Aborigines
Are not bad for light dessert
So you should spare them.

Of all the races,
only whites deserve to live.
Others don't taste right.

Do not save the Jews.
Nor Asians, blacks, Eskimos,
transgenders, and nerds.

Yes, Reading, PA.
I have no clue at all why.
But there you have it.

Oh Lord! Oh Lord GOD!
Save all the Jews, please dear Lord.
Especially Darth.

Manhattan Project.
Edward Teller. Big deal.
Blew up two cities...

Nagasaki: TWICE !
I missed that one the first time.
Double entendre?

Let's get this straight, Darth:
You are Starkitten, Moxie,
AND "Betty LeBomb"?

Why Reading PA?
The others I agree with...
But Reading . . . really?

I never take baths.
And seldom even shower.
The dogs lick me clean.

If you could make 10 nukes go off in cities around the world, which cities would you pick?

https://www.fingerlakes1.com/2021/10/11/sarms-stack-best-sarms-stack-for-bulking-cutting-and-strength/

Is this Darth Bathwater?
I noticed your gurgling drain
See my plumber's butt?

A helluva bath
You must have looked like a prune
by the end of it

Horizontal pube
Wavy high-water mark from
last night's bubble bath

Back again Haiku?
I have been so clean! Or, just
deep into the shakes

To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends right

A correction to my previous Haiku:

To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends left
Haiku # 13622, September 12, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb

I came here back then
Nineteen ninety nine, I think
but didn't write one

A dumb boomerang
These bad haiku keep hitting
me twenty years in

Dry-docked champagne cork
The discarded cruise ship from
Last night’s bubble bath

This time of year sucks
when all your family members
die and leave you here

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Back to Haiku, kids.
"Fuck this ridiculous shit".
There. That's my haiku.

The Empress Feng Ming
ponders a great mystery:
haiku prophecy.