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That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
Haiku # 73313, November 5, 2021 10:56 pm ET
by sk
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
Haiku # 73312, November 5, 2021 10:52 pm ET
by sk
I love all of you.
I spit upon all of you.
Because you are DAMNED.
Haiku # 73311, November 5, 2021 8:21 pm ET
by Sweetness and Light of Passive Agression
You, MashaKY,
KY your ass, Russian bot.
I smell it from here.
Haiku # 73310, November 5, 2021 8:12 pm ET
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Haiku # 73309, November 5, 2021 7:25 pm ET
by MashaKyTaw9071 of Russia
ROBIN TROWER. Yes.
Bridge of Sighs. I love that disc.
Enter in to bliss . . .
Haiku # 73308, November 5, 2021 7:02 pm ET
by Memories of HIGH School
I am everyone.
So that means you are no one.
And you don't exist.

A magical POOF.
You vanish into thin air.
Just like my paycheck.
Haiku # 73307, November 5, 2021 2:30 pm ET
by Are you the ghost of Harry Houdini?? of Scary Harry Quite Contrary to the Ordinary.
Venerable sage:
Yes you, in the funny hat.
Are you Chink or Jap?
Haiku # 73306, November 5, 2021 1:14 pm ET
by I'm part Oriental So Itz Not Rayciss hmmmkay ? of Jade Tiger Prosperity Mountain etc.
Chinaman is back!
I guess he is on desktop.
On phone only bird.
Haiku # 73305, November 5, 2021 11:42 am ET
by C. Gull of Imagery
I found evidence
that Janis started covid.
Haikuleaks dot com.
Haiku # 73304, November 5, 2021 9:52 am ET
by Pangolin party pooper. of I never lie!
Who decides these things?
Wave to Chinaman to bird:
Degeneration.
Haiku # 73303, November 5, 2021 6:22 am ET
by Don't you want this site to LOOK GOOD? of That bird is BORING.
Pathetic seagull.
The Great Wave was beautiful.
Leave things as they are.
Haiku # 73302, November 5, 2021 6:18 am ET
by Is It Jamis'Fault ? of Canadians
Vermin problems
rats rodents cheese bacon
peanut butter trap
Haiku # 73301, November 4, 2021 9:31 pm ET
by Rezkat of Rez Life
Can't see him on phone.
I only see the seagull
Is vhs Darth?
Haiku # 73300, November 4, 2021 9:27 pm ET
by Rezkat of Rez
Ha Ha. You, old man !
You are wrong. A dog will eat
even YOUR haiku.
Haiku # 73299, November 4, 2021 9:17 pm ET
by Your Most Recent Pseudonym of AKA "Hung Kow"
You're in all my thoughts
I don't usually go for
greasy Italians
Haiku # 73298, November 4, 2021 8:52 pm ET
by I dream of Pizza
You made fifty bucks.
That can buy you a sandwich.
At today's prices.
Haiku # 73297, November 4, 2021 8:45 pm ET
by Blame Bezos.
aparently polis
has gotten ticky and it
sucks the life out of...

'murica...
Haiku # 73296, November 4, 2021 8:45 pm ET
by vhs
haiku doesn't rot
Some of it improves with age
Ask the Dogeater
Haiku # 73295, November 4, 2021 8:33 pm ET
by Noticer
what will eat the flesh
of a rotting haiku deep
in the boiling sand?
Haiku # 73294, November 4, 2021 8:07 pm ET
by vhs
sometimes human stu
pidity tears down the
guidestones of wisdom
Haiku # 73293, November 4, 2021 7:51 pm ET
by vhs
Coast Salish
Haiku # 73292, November 4, 2021 7:36 pm ET
by sk
went to zoom meeting
but I was reading haiku
and made fifty bucks
Haiku # 73291, November 4, 2021 7:30 pm ET
by Paydirt of Haiku
well it would not be
the same without you I've not
spoken to a friend

in a long time now.
too many "woke" forces out
there being...not nice.
Haiku # 73290, November 4, 2021 5:17 pm ET
by vhs
Rez weather update
Rain, wind, power outages
Also, out of smokes.
Haiku # 73289, November 4, 2021 4:49 pm ET
by Rezkitten of Edge of Rez
Hi there vhs.
It's good to see you again.
Hope all's well with you.

Look... There have been many times I've stepped out of line and been a rude pos. Just saying sorry.

Good to have you back.
I'll be posting less often.
It's better that way.
Haiku # 73288, November 4, 2021 1:53 pm ET
by I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream with chocolate sauce and pretend it's a salad.
real life drama goes
on, times of peace, times of war
family it might

be a soap drama
a soap opera plays out
badly written---real
Haiku # 73287, November 4, 2021 12:35 pm ET
by vhs
i don't want to be
serious, i just want to
complain about....things...

that's more fun right?
Haiku # 73286, November 4, 2021 12:27 pm ET
by vhs
i get on here and
i reimagine how the
net led to some kind

of freedom but those
who believe in top down flat
world control took up
Haiku # 73285, November 4, 2021 12:16 pm ET
by vhs
there are control freaks
who do not want a false view
confronted by those

outside their false view
but the plagues and swarms still came
for the carcosa
Haiku # 73284, November 4, 2021 11:57 am ET
by vhs
in times like these those
who would mandate man dates would
date man backwardly.
Haiku # 73283, November 4, 2021 11:55 am ET
by vhs
i feel like as young
in Gen X or Boom so much
was prodigal son

daughter, wandering
searching for meaning, then we
came the long way home
Haiku # 73282, November 4, 2021 11:48 am ET
by vhs
No, I'm Moxie, the
guy who got upset years past
now stuck on twitter

or was...
Haiku # 73281, November 4, 2021 10:34 am ET
by vhs
i saw Kermit and
Perfect Cell in a safe space
arena fight memes.
Haiku # 73280, November 4, 2021 10:32 am ET
by vhs
Rez rat, what's your tribe?
Tribe of Darth, I imagine...
Of Starkitten clan (?)
Haiku # 73279, November 4, 2021 9:17 am ET
by Fry Bread of Casino Payouts
Vermin in the walls
Their scat keeps getting bigger
and bigger. What next?
Haiku # 73278, November 4, 2021 3:27 am ET
by Rez Rat
Who is this "Brandon"?
A Facebook "bot" invention.
He cannot hurt you.

Brandon isn't real.
Like George Floyd and corona.
He doesn't exist.
Haiku # 73277, November 4, 2021 3:19 am ET
by I can prove it! of Hold my underwear, I'll be right back.
Chant: LET'S GO BRANDON!
Holy, like Gregorian,
Offered up to God.
Haiku # 73276, November 4, 2021 1:34 am ET
by Brandon of Monastic Renunciation
I saw Kermit's strings
but still believed he was real
Greatest of all frogs
Haiku # 73275, November 3, 2021 11:46 pm ET
by Sk
Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets
Haiku # 73274, November 3, 2021 11:11 pm ET
by Stack 'em up of Smack'em down!
Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets
Haiku # 73273, November 3, 2021 11:11 pm ET
by Stack 'em up of Smack'em down!
I love Kermit, too
He used to be fond of pork
(he has a green dink)
Haiku # 73272, November 3, 2021 11:05 pm ET
by Noticer
I love his news casts.
"Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here."
Discussing moot stuff.
Haiku # 73271, November 3, 2021 10:49 pm ET
by What's green and smells like pork?
Bright colors are fun.
I like the poison dart frogs.
But Kermit's cool too.
Haiku # 73270, November 3, 2021 10:47 pm ET
by He's a fellow Figpucker. of Know what I mean?
I like that one frog
In Olive Oyl's ice cream cone
(croak) Bluto did it!
Haiku # 73269, November 3, 2021 10:21 pm ET
by Noticer
Frisbee's a fun game.
You can play sober or high.
Fun for all ages.
Haiku # 73268, November 3, 2021 8:43 pm ET
by Can you do any frisbee tricks?
Let's talk about frogs.
There are many types of frogs.
What's your favorite?
Haiku # 73267, November 3, 2021 8:40 pm ET
by And why is it so?
Aborigines
Are not bad for light dessert
So you should spare them.
Haiku # 73266, November 3, 2021 5:12 pm ET
by Jolly Swagman of Waltzing Matilda Out Back Mate
Of all the races,
only whites deserve to live.
Others don't taste right.
Haiku # 73265, November 3, 2021 12:05 pm ET
by Hannibal Lecter of Gastronomical racism.
Do not save the Jews.
Nor Asians, blacks, Eskimos,
transgenders, and nerds.
Haiku # 73264, November 3, 2021 11:57 am ET
by Kill 'em all. of Especially rednecks. And let's not forget the elderly.
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