Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
You're only elite
if you can evade taxes
and snort lots of coke.
Haiku # 73338 November 6, 2021 6:43 pm ET
by Otherwise you're just some chump with money.
That movie "To Live"
By Zhang Yi Mo is so great.
You should see that film.
Haiku # 73337 November 6, 2021 6:43 pm ET
by CCPC of VIRUS
Elite trick or treat
smell my feet, give me something
very good to eat.
Haiku # 73336 November 6, 2021 6:40 pm ET
by If you don't, I don't care; of I'll pull down your underwear.
I'm finding the folks
who call themselves "elite" on
a stupid power

trip.
Haiku # 73335 November 6, 2021 5:41 pm ET
by vhs
well you know when you've
shown you haven't smooched death for
well since 2011

there's a larger world
with power hungry leaders
rumored to perverse

DF is just...DF...
Haiku # 73334 November 6, 2021 5:26 pm ET
by vhs
Looking back on life,
I've not done one thing that's good.
Not one fucking thing.
Haiku # 73333 November 6, 2021 3:24 pm ET
by Hell awaits. of The sooner, the better.
But...

I did what I wilt.
Unlike the flowers I grew.
They wilted badly.

Unlike... Oh, never mind.
Haiku # 73332 November 6, 2021 3:20 pm ET
by
Drive, drive, drive your car
Gently down the street.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is such a treat.
Haiku # 73331 November 6, 2021 3:01 pm ET
by Colemanalest of USA
Revving up junk cars
All night piling furniture
Meth heads get shit done
Haiku # 73330 November 6, 2021 12:26 pm ET
by Perks of being a poet in rezidence
These may be roof rats
They certainly aren't reindeer
(no jingling of bells)
Haiku # 73329 November 6, 2021 9:13 am ET
by Noticer of The plight of starkitten
Get off that rez, chief.
I got some wampum for ya.
And big firewater.
Haiku # 73328 November 6, 2021 8:01 am ET
by San Carlos Apache of White Mountain AZ
Darth, you were so nice
to old Moxie/VHS
when he returned here.
Haiku # 73327 November 6, 2021 7:58 am ET
by You Are a Weak Satanist of Do What Thou Wilt
No rug-chewing jokes.
And none of that "Brandon" stuff.
We am enlightened.
Haiku # 73326 November 6, 2021 7:56 am ET
by Here at Haiku Heaven of Rotten Dog-eaters
What did you say there . . .
Rattus Norvegicus? Hmmm.
The Stranglers album?
Haiku # 73325 November 6, 2021 7:54 am ET
by No More Heroes of Dagenham Drive
I need some long johns
It's cold around the diggings
I like the look, too
Haiku # 73324 November 6, 2021 7:45 am ET
by Noticer of style rezminiscent of A Clockwork Orange
Is a war coming?
Proof that China released covid
intentionally.
Haiku # 73323 November 6, 2021 6:45 am ET
by All it would take.
Eat the podium.
You stupid black and white bear.
It's made of bamboo.
Haiku # 73322 November 6, 2021 6:42 am ET
by Bamboo Bimbo
Pandemonium.
Panda on a podium.
We want more bamboo.
Haiku # 73321 November 6, 2021 6:39 am ET
by Work at Food Panda.
Capitalism.
The world is falling apart.
I blame Jeff Bezos.
Haiku # 73320 November 6, 2021 6:36 am ET
by And uber eats/grub hub. of And China.
Scatological,
the Rattus norvegicus
'went' in my rice bowl.
Haiku # 73319 November 6, 2021 6:32 am ET
by Ate it anyway.
Your vermin update
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Haiku # 73318 November 6, 2021 6:02 am ET
by scat of rat
The weirdos next door
All night handyman projects
Power tools, hammers
Haiku # 73317 November 6, 2021 5:55 am ET
by rezident of rez
Getting computer
Soon I will see Dogeater
as well as the gull
Haiku # 73316 November 6, 2021 4:48 am ET
by high of rez
The inconvenience
Underwear stuck in your crack
Commando for life!
Haiku # 73315 November 6, 2021 4:45 am ET
by Hairless of Bologna
Haiku podium
Fall down foaming at the mouth
Might as well chew rug
Haiku # 73314 November 6, 2021 4:42 am ET
by Adolph Q. Hitler of Second course
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
Haiku # 73313 November 5, 2021 10:56 pm ET
by sk
That's a mushy one
Is it Valentine's Day yet?
Do we get chocolates?
Haiku # 73312 November 5, 2021 10:52 pm ET
by sk
I love all of you.
I spit upon all of you.
Because you are DAMNED.
Haiku # 73311 November 5, 2021 8:21 pm ET
by Sweetness and Light of Passive Agression
You, MashaKY,
KY your ass, Russian bot.
I smell it from here.
Haiku # 73310 November 5, 2021 8:12 pm ET
by Smellefon McAsswipe of Not using VPN
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Haiku # 73309 November 5, 2021 7:25 pm ET
by MashaKyTaw9071 of Russia
ROBIN TROWER. Yes.
Bridge of Sighs. I love that disc.
Enter in to bliss . . .
Haiku # 73308 November 5, 2021 7:02 pm ET
by Memories of HIGH School
I am everyone.
So that means you are no one.
And you don't exist.

A magical POOF.
You vanish into thin air.
Just like my paycheck.
Haiku # 73307 November 5, 2021 2:30 pm ET
by Are you the ghost of Harry Houdini?? of Scary Harry Quite Contrary to the Ordinary.
Venerable sage:
Yes you, in the funny hat.
Are you Chink or Jap?
Haiku # 73306 November 5, 2021 1:14 pm ET
by I'm part Oriental So Itz Not Rayciss hmmmkay ? of Jade Tiger Prosperity Mountain etc.
Chinaman is back!
I guess he is on desktop.
On phone only bird.
Haiku # 73305 November 5, 2021 11:42 am ET
by C. Gull of Imagery
I found evidence
that Janis started covid.
Haikuleaks dot com.
Haiku # 73304 November 5, 2021 9:52 am ET
by Pangolin party pooper. of I never lie!
Who decides these things?
Wave to Chinaman to bird:
Degeneration.
Haiku # 73303 November 5, 2021 6:22 am ET
by Don't you want this site to LOOK GOOD? of That bird is BORING.
Pathetic seagull.
The Great Wave was beautiful.
Leave things as they are.
Haiku # 73302 November 5, 2021 6:18 am ET
by Is It Jamis'Fault ? of Canadians
Vermin problems
rats rodents cheese bacon
peanut butter trap
Haiku # 73301 November 4, 2021 9:31 pm ET
by Rezkat of Rez Life
Can't see him on phone.
I only see the seagull
Is vhs Darth?
Haiku # 73300 November 4, 2021 9:27 pm ET
by Rezkat of Rez
Ha Ha. You, old man !
You are wrong. A dog will eat
even YOUR haiku.
Haiku # 73299 November 4, 2021 9:17 pm ET
by Your Most Recent Pseudonym of AKA "Hung Kow"
You're in all my thoughts
I don't usually go for
greasy Italians
Haiku # 73298 November 4, 2021 8:52 pm ET
by I dream of Pizza
You made fifty bucks.
That can buy you a sandwich.
At today's prices.
Haiku # 73297 November 4, 2021 8:45 pm ET
by Blame Bezos.
aparently polis
has gotten ticky and it
sucks the life out of...

'murica...
Haiku # 73296 November 4, 2021 8:45 pm ET
by vhs
haiku doesn't rot
Some of it improves with age
Ask the Dogeater
Haiku # 73295 November 4, 2021 8:33 pm ET
by Noticer
what will eat the flesh
of a rotting haiku deep
in the boiling sand?
Haiku # 73294 November 4, 2021 8:07 pm ET
by vhs
sometimes human stu
pidity tears down the
guidestones of wisdom
Haiku # 73293 November 4, 2021 7:51 pm ET
by vhs
Coast Salish
Haiku # 73292 November 4, 2021 7:36 pm ET
by sk
went to zoom meeting
but I was reading haiku
and made fifty bucks
Haiku # 73291 November 4, 2021 7:30 pm ET
by Paydirt of Haiku
well it would not be
the same without you I've not
spoken to a friend

in a long time now.
too many "woke" forces out
there being...not nice.
Haiku # 73290 November 4, 2021 5:17 pm ET
by vhs
Rez weather update
Rain, wind, power outages
Also, out of smokes.
Haiku # 73289 November 4, 2021 4:49 pm ET
by Rezkitten of Edge of Rez
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