I am Wallace Fard.
Yes, I AM the twelfth imam.
And I have returned.

Am I not the Lord?
Do I not write the best verse?
My haiku kicks ASS.

When rat cages become overpopulated, many of the rats engage in homosexual behavior but still it does not fix the population problem or even slow the population growth much at all until it's too late and by then they are all dead from starvation and violence.
We should do that, more violence.
And they should stop putting chemicals in the water because it makes the freakin' frogs gay!

Holier than thou!
Speak ye not the name of God,
for that's just silly.

Iron overdose.
Magnetic masturbation.
Testes: 1, 2, 3.

Poetry is dead!
If it's not, then what's that smell?
Oh wait, that's me... oops.

Maybe I need my
own talk radio program
since Limbaugh is dead.

I'm praying for war.
China versus the "free world".
Or us versus them.

Fuckers gonna hunt every wild animal in the world to extinction, so I say nuke the commies! I can no longer tollerate the greed of communism. Power hungry war lords. We must destroy them before they destroy us!

Enough of these games!
Life's no longer worth living!
Bring me my chainsaw!

I miss "Iamback".
He was a funny fellow.
"Gay Star Wars weddings."

I have heard the Lord.
He said to go burn witches.
Where's my flamethrower?

Ye wayward children,
Hear the voice of the Lord God:
Write ye GOOD haiku.

This site's like a church
I know God's in here somewhere
Lord, make yourself known!

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Darth is Figpucker
Starkitten is Noticer
The rest are beatniks

And please don't tell me
that Ash is Figpucker too.
That would be awful.

Where is Wong Lofan,
Wise old man of the mountain?
Has he ascended?

Peer-reviewed science!
We need peer-reviewed science.
(To combat the truth,)

Have you seen Se7en?
I imagine it's like that.
Better than Fleshlight.

Craigslist vagina
original packaging
Its still in the box

The dead walk the earth.
They check their Instagram page.
Then back in coffin.

Life is much better.
Now I see most women as
Walking vaginas.

Haloween is here.
It's the best time of the year.
Peace, love, and goodwill.

Does Jesus hate golf,
or is that only Buddha?
Smash the damn TV!

A young man's penis
is possessed by the devil
and spits up pea soup.

I like seaweed snacks
Like eating rolling papers
but with wasabi

Under house arrest
but I committed no crime
Going stir crazy

Tom Bosley's Nozzle
There's an actual ski trail
named after him. Wow!

We eat the curry
Fart directly in your face
You're on vacation!

You've seen India
Where would you like to go next?
Holland? No problem

Holland might be good.
Grow me some magic mushrooms.
Sell them all over.

That's what the world wants.
Get high and escape this shit.
And I can't argue.

Funtabulousness.
You might think it's meaningless.
It should be a word.

Love me some hot chai.
Chai kind of makes me horny.
Bang me some Injuns.

Wrap it up real good.
Months of antibiotics.
Hope you don't get AIDS.

But I like the food.
Way better than Philippines.
Fucking Jolibee.

Hindus only have
a plethera of VD.
Been to India?

GLBTQ
gathered for a BBQ.
Jeffrey Dahmer came.

Oh light! Oh sweetness!
Oh blessed sunrise birdsong!
Look out for that corpse....

Hindus have the truth.
Because of six-armed idols.
Yup. Oh yes. For Sure.

I am The Lord God.
I created Lucifer.
(What? . . . I'm just typing)

THIS is the Frontier !
Final phase of LIBERTY --
...sorry, ossifer.

Human filth is gold.
Our inner tubes filled with light.
Flatulence: incense.

You SHUT UP, dumbass.
You just shut your dumbass mouth.
And stop typing too.

How much do you know
About GLBTQ
on and on and on ?

Miss Stephanie B:
One fake-ass poetess
That's really a man.

This website reminds
me of that game, Cards Against
Humanity. Right???

I have a cousin
that called pooping dropping bombs.
There's something to that.

Really evil bombs
have poop mixed in with shrapnel.
Infections throughout!

Not normal warfare;
for people you really hate.
... unless they like poop.

No one will find you
Haikunabomber's cabin
(doubles as outhouse)

When dildos explode
They don't release any load
Just toxic plastic

That is uncalled for.
Terrorism is no joke.
Exploding dildos.

should make bongs not bombs
but no smoking for toddlers
give them edibles

Lawrence Livermore?
I need some nuclear waste.
One metric ton's good.

Buy one, get one free?
You've got to be shitting me!
That's an awesome deal.

Sure I'll tell my friends.
I won't say where I got it.
And if you need kush...