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Качественное удобрение - залог отличного урожая, поэтому так важно применять минеральные подкормки осенью, благодаря которым растениям удастся пережить зимний период и уцелеть от нашествия грызунов и насекомых. Однако классические (простые) подкормки несколько негативно воздействуют на качество распределения их по участку. Для того, чтобы исправить этот нюанс, рекомендуется использовать сложные удобрения, содержащие в себе азот, калий и фосфор.Минеральные удобрения содержат в себя следующие виды полезных микроэлементов:Азотные - прекрасно способствуют стремительному росту и развитию растений. Фосфатные - существенно повышают показатель урожайности, и улучшают качество продукции. Калийные - хорошо обеспечивают устойчивость растений к различным болезням, кроме того, такой урожай долго хранится и прекрасно переносит транспортировки.
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Haiku # 72900, October 21, 2021 8:31 pm ET
by agrohimxig of Andorra
Darth is Figpucker
Starkitten is Noticer
The rest are beatniks
Haiku # 72899, October 21, 2021 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
And please don't tell me
that Ash is Figpucker too.
That would be awful.
Haiku # 72898, October 21, 2021 6:34 pm ET
by St. Arkitten of F. Igpucker
Where is Wong Lofan,
Wise old man of the mountain?
Has he ascended?
Haiku # 72897, October 21, 2021 6:30 pm ET
by Ancestral Sage of Full Moon
Peer-reviewed science!
We need peer-reviewed science.
(To combat the truth,)
Haiku # 72896, October 21, 2021 6:23 pm ET
by Jest a ole' knuckle-draggin' Neurosurgeon of Hillbilly Holler
Have you seen Se7en?
I imagine it's like that.
Better than Fleshlight.
Haiku # 72895, October 21, 2021 6:10 pm ET
by Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Craigslist vagina
original packaging
Its still in the box
Haiku # 72894, October 21, 2021 6:03 pm ET
by Price of Firm
The dead walk the earth.
They check their Instagram page.
Then back in coffin.
Haiku # 72893, October 21, 2021 5:34 pm ET
by Requiescat in Pace of Boneyard
Life is much better.
Now I see most women as
Walking vaginas.
Haiku # 72892, October 21, 2021 5:27 pm ET
by Betty Friedan of The Feminine Mistaque
Haloween is here.
It's the best time of the year.
Peace, love, and goodwill.
Haiku # 72891, October 21, 2021 4:58 pm ET
by Darthkitten of Starpucker
Does Jesus hate golf,
or is that only Buddha?
Smash the damn TV!
Haiku # 72890, October 21, 2021 4:24 pm ET
by I'm not racist, but Tiger Woods should die.
A young man's penis
is possessed by the devil
and spits up pea soup.
Haiku # 72889, October 21, 2021 3:44 pm ET
by Watch the Peckercyst of Channel 666
I like seaweed snacks
Like eating rolling papers
but with wasabi
Haiku # 72888, October 21, 2021 3:37 pm ET
by starkitten of purrcific nw
Under house arrest
but I committed no crime
Going stir crazy
Haiku # 72887, October 21, 2021 3:31 pm ET
by Stuck of Middle of nowhere
Tom Bosley's Nozzle
There's an actual ski trail
named after him. Wow!
Haiku # 72886, October 21, 2021 3:21 pm ET
by Starkitten of Shredding trails like I shred your new couch
We eat the curry
Fart directly in your face
You're on vacation!

You've seen India
Where would you like to go next?
Holland? No problem
Haiku # 72885, October 21, 2021 2:13 pm ET
by Ms. Metheney (travel agent) of Prepping my "windmill"
Holland might be good.
Grow me some magic mushrooms.
Sell them all over.

That's what the world wants.
Get high and escape this shit.
And I can't argue.
Haiku # 72884, October 21, 2021 12:27 pm ET
by go with the flow and grow grow grow!
Funtabulousness.
You might think it's meaningless.
It should be a word.
Haiku # 72883, October 21, 2021 12:08 pm ET
by We just have to give it meaning. of The degree to which a cunt is fun and fabulous.
Love me some hot chai.
Chai kind of makes me horny.
Bang me some Injuns.

Wrap it up real good.
Months of antibiotics.
Hope you don't get AIDS.
Haiku # 72882, October 21, 2021 11:48 am ET
by I think it's best to just stay in bum-fuck Indiana or whereever. of Know what I mean, Vern?
But I like the food.
Way better than Philippines.
Fucking Jolibee.
Haiku # 72881, October 21, 2021 11:44 am ET
by I don't get how people can eat food that I would rather throw away than even look at. of It's good not to be poor... but that shit costs a lot! And they love it!
Hindus only have
a plethera of VD.
Been to India?
Haiku # 72880, October 21, 2021 11:42 am ET
by Embrace the nature of our microbial brothers and stuff. of All is one is all.
GLBTQ
gathered for a BBQ.
Jeffrey Dahmer came.
Haiku # 72879, October 21, 2021 11:12 am ET
by I don't care if someone's gay. of But when they slip it in (pun?) their conversation every other minute, I feel violated.
Oh light! Oh sweetness!
Oh blessed sunrise birdsong!
Look out for that corpse....
Haiku # 72878, October 21, 2021 10:53 am ET
by Keep Cadaver and Carry On
Hindus have the truth.
Because of six-armed idols.
Yup. Oh yes. For Sure.
Haiku # 72877, October 21, 2021 9:51 am ET
by Mahendra Chandarapattikundarswamipalajanandaram of Mysore Tong (UE)
I am The Lord God.
I created Lucifer.
(What? . . . I'm just typing)
Haiku # 72876, October 21, 2021 9:46 am ET
by Mom Didn't Knock First
THIS is the Frontier !
Final phase of LIBERTY --
...sorry, ossifer.
Haiku # 72875, October 21, 2021 9:43 am ET
by Pulled Over While Typing Haiku at 83 mph of BadBadBad
Human filth is gold.
Our inner tubes filled with light.
Flatulence: incense.
Haiku # 72874, October 21, 2021 9:36 am ET
by Holiness of Human Race
You SHUT UP, dumbass.
You just shut your dumbass mouth.
And stop typing too.
Haiku # 72873, October 21, 2021 9:33 am ET
by That's My Haiku of I'm Sticking To It
How much do you know
About GLBTQ
on and on and on ?
Haiku # 72872, October 21, 2021 9:31 am ET
by Microsoft of Softcore Stupid
Miss Stephanie B:
One fake-ass poetess
That's really a man.
Haiku # 72871, October 21, 2021 9:27 am ET
by Change the Plumbing of Condemned House
This website reminds
me of that game, Cards Against
Humanity. Right???
Haiku # 72870, October 21, 2021 9:20 am ET
by I am right! of See how vile and silly we can possibly be.
I have a cousin
that called pooping dropping bombs.
There's something to that.

Really evil bombs
have poop mixed in with shrapnel.
Infections throughout!

Not normal warfare;
for people you really hate.
... unless they like poop.
Haiku # 72869, October 21, 2021 9:17 am ET
by I prefer chemical warfare. of Trying to see if there's a way I can make toxic farts and not die myself. I will be a weapon of ass destruction.
No one will find you
Haikunabomber's cabin
(doubles as outhouse)
Haiku # 72868, October 21, 2021 7:37 am ET
by (picture of unidentifiable poet wearing a hoodie) of Unknown
When dildos explode
They don't release any load
Just toxic plastic
Haiku # 72867, October 21, 2021 12:55 am ET
by Greta Thunburg's mother of Sifting through debris
That is uncalled for.
Terrorism is no joke.
Exploding dildos.
Haiku # 72866, October 20, 2021 11:13 pm ET
by Arby's Secret Recipe
should make bongs not bombs
but no smoking for toddlers
give them edibles
Haiku # 72865, October 20, 2021 10:48 pm ET
by 'Cause smoking is bad for their little lungs of Nebraska Silo
Lawrence Livermore?
I need some nuclear waste.
One metric ton's good.

Buy one, get one free?
You've got to be shitting me!
That's an awesome deal.

Sure I'll tell my friends.
I won't say where I got it.
And if you need kush...
Haiku # 72864, October 20, 2021 10:02 pm ET
by You dirty little bomb, you like that don'tcha?!
I'm wanting to die.
Taking others along too.
Taliban recruit.
Haiku # 72863, October 20, 2021 8:22 pm ET
by Nothing better to do.
Details of entrails.
Weather forcast in bird guts.
Cue "Witchy Woman".
Haiku # 72862, October 20, 2021 8:20 pm ET
by Be funny to see that on Wall Street.
I was noticing
If it's all in the details
I noticed it all
Haiku # 72861, October 20, 2021 7:46 pm ET
by Noticer of details
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Haiku # 72860, October 20, 2021 5:00 pm ET
by Anoutsibe of Afghanistan
How to read poems
First, make sure no one's looking
Next, get out the lube
Haiku # 72859, October 20, 2021 3:44 pm ET
by Stephanie Burt of Harvard
Don't Read Poetry.
A book by Stephanie Burt.
I used it to wipe.
Haiku # 72858, October 20, 2021 3:11 pm ET
by First soak in water for a bit to soften it up. of Hey, it was the author's suggestion!
I was just thinking
I'm there for you every time
you do your business
Haiku # 72857, October 20, 2021 2:32 pm ET
by Conversation with my dog of Now that's defecation!
It's superMA'AM!
Well Shazam, Shazam, Shazam!
Billy Batson's butt!

Inappropriate.
Jim Nabors banging Kal-El.
It might get pinched off.
Haiku # 72856, October 20, 2021 1:14 pm ET
by Be careful, Gomer Pyle! of They'll run you out of Mayberry!
Purple hair and spikes.
Yet another vain attempt.
Proving one's "wokeness".
Haiku # 72855, October 20, 2021 9:48 am ET
by I'm joining the white cracker commies. of At least I can be on the winning side. When the shit goes down.
Batman is laughing.
Kal-El is gobblin' some noots.
Deez noots in cream sauce.
Haiku # 72854, October 20, 2021 7:54 am ET
by Somehow I'm not surprised. of It's Trump's fault.
Superman won't fight
for the American way.
Now that's really gay!
Haiku # 72853, October 20, 2021 7:50 am ET
by Commies taking over!
Red bibb on the back.
Now I become Super Pooh.
But still I'm not gay.

Don't overthink it.
I've not got much brain to think.
I'd love some honey.
Haiku # 72852, October 20, 2021 7:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You wouldn't happen
to have a pot of honey?
It's my kryptonite.
Haiku # 72851, October 20, 2021 7:17 am ET
by Winnie the Pooh bear.
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