Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72869
I have a cousin
that called pooping dropping bombs.
There's something to that.

Really evil bombs
have poop mixed in with shrapnel.
Infections throughout!

Not normal warfare;
for people you really hate.
... unless they like poop.
Haiku #72869
Posted: October 21, 2021 9:17 am ET
Poet & location: I prefer chemical warfare. of Trying to see if there's a way I can make toxic farts and not die myself. I will be a weapon of ass destruction.