Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72882
Love me some hot chai.
Chai kind of makes me horny.
Bang me some Injuns.

Wrap it up real good.
Months of antibiotics.
Hope you don't get AIDS.
Haiku #72882
Posted: October 21, 2021 11:48 am ET
Poet & location: I think it's best to just stay in bum-fuck Indiana or whereever. of Know what I mean, Vern?