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Magnetic masturbation.
Testes: 1, 2, 3.
by Testicular polarity. of I'm just looking for North.
Poetry is dead!
If it's not, then what's that smell?
Oh wait, that's me... oops.
by Hard to control oneself at this age.
Maybe I need my
own talk radio program
since Limbaugh is dead.
by And then I'll run for president! of Iamback can be vice prez if he ever comes out of hiding. VHS can run the CIA.
I'm praying for war.
China versus the "free world".
Or us versus them.
Fuckers gonna hunt every wild animal in the world to extinction, so I say nuke the commies! I can no longer tollerate the greed of communism. Power hungry war lords. We must destroy them before they destroy us!
by You know I'm right.
Enough of these games!
Life's no longer worth living!
Bring me my chainsaw!
by I never was too wild about that Texas Chainsaw movie. of House of 1000 Corpses though... that's how to murder!
I miss "Iamback".
He was a funny fellow.
"Gay Star Wars weddings."
by Star Wars weddings aren't as gas as Grande Pumpkin Spice Lattes though. of If I was a terrorist, I'd suicide bomb the Starbuck's head office. 2401 Utah Avenue South Seattle, WA 98134
I have heard the Lord.
He said to go burn witches.
Where's my flamethrower?
by Do it modern style.
Ye wayward children,
Hear the voice of the Lord God:
Write ye GOOD haiku.
by For in this I am well-pleased of Sayeth the Lord
This site's like a church
I know God's in here somewhere
Lord, make yourself known!
by parishioner of kneeling
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Where is Wong Lofan,
Wise old man of the mountain?
Has he ascended?
by Ancestral Sage of Full Moon
Peer-reviewed science!
We need peer-reviewed science.
(To combat the truth,)
by Jest a ole' knuckle-draggin' Neurosurgeon of Hillbilly Holler
Have you seen Se7en?
I imagine it's like that.
Better than Fleshlight.
by Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Craigslist vagina
original packaging
Its still in the box
by Price of Firm
The dead walk the earth.
They check their Instagram page.
Then back in coffin.
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Life is much better.
Now I see most women as
Walking vaginas.
by Betty Friedan of The Feminine Mistaque
Haloween is here.
It's the best time of the year.
Peace, love, and goodwill.
by Darthkitten of Starpucker
Does Jesus hate golf,
or is that only Buddha?
Smash the damn TV!
by I'm not racist, but Tiger Woods should die.
A young man's penis
is possessed by the devil
and spits up pea soup.
by Watch the Peckercyst of Channel 666
I like seaweed snacks
Like eating rolling papers
but with wasabi
by starkitten of purrcific nw
Under house arrest
but I committed no crime
Going stir crazy
by Stuck of Middle of nowhere
Tom Bosley's Nozzle
There's an actual ski trail
named after him. Wow!
by Starkitten of Shredding trails like I shred your new couch
We eat the curry
Fart directly in your face
You're on vacation!
You've seen India
Where would you like to go next?
Holland? No problem
by Ms. Metheney (travel agent) of Prepping my "windmill"
Holland might be good.
Grow me some magic mushrooms.
Sell them all over.
That's what the world wants.
Get high and escape this shit.
And I can't argue.
by go with the flow and grow grow grow!
Funtabulousness.
You might think it's meaningless.
It should be a word.
by We just have to give it meaning. of The degree to which a cunt is fun and fabulous.
Love me some hot chai.
Chai kind of makes me horny.
Bang me some Injuns.
Wrap it up real good.
Months of antibiotics.
Hope you don't get AIDS.
by I think it's best to just stay in bum-fuck Indiana or whereever. of Know what I mean, Vern?
But I like the food.
Way better than Philippines.
Fucking Jolibee.
by I don't get how people can eat food that I would rather throw away than even look at. of It's good not to be poor... but that shit costs a lot! And they love it!
Hindus only have
a plethera of VD.
Been to India?
by Embrace the nature of our microbial brothers and stuff. of All is one is all.
GLBTQ
gathered for a BBQ.
Jeffrey Dahmer came.
by I don't care if someone's gay. of But when they slip it in (pun?) their conversation every other minute, I feel violated.
Oh light! Oh sweetness!
Oh blessed sunrise birdsong!
Look out for that corpse....
by Keep Cadaver and Carry On
Hindus have the truth.
Because of six-armed idols.
Yup. Oh yes. For Sure.
by Mahendra Chandarapattikundarswamipalajanandaram of Mysore Tong (UE)
I am The Lord God.
I created Lucifer.
(What? . . . I'm just typing)
by Mom Didn't Knock First
THIS is the Frontier !
Final phase of LIBERTY --
...sorry, ossifer.
by Pulled Over While Typing Haiku at 83 mph of BadBadBad
Human filth is gold.
Our inner tubes filled with light.
Flatulence: incense.
by Holiness of Human Race
You SHUT UP, dumbass.
You just shut your dumbass mouth.
And stop typing too.
by That's My Haiku of I'm Sticking To It
How much do you know
About GLBTQ
on and on and on ?
by Microsoft of Softcore Stupid
Miss Stephanie B:
One fake-ass poetess
That's really a man.
by Change the Plumbing of Condemned House
This website reminds
me of that game, Cards Against
Humanity. Right???
by I am right! of See how vile and silly we can possibly be.
I have a cousin
that called pooping dropping bombs.
There's something to that.
Really evil bombs
have poop mixed in with shrapnel.
Infections throughout!
Not normal warfare;
for people you really hate.
... unless they like poop.
by I prefer chemical warfare. of Trying to see if there's a way I can make toxic farts and not die myself. I will be a weapon of ass destruction.
No one will find you
Haikunabomber's cabin
(doubles as outhouse)
by (picture of unidentifiable poet wearing a hoodie) of Unknown
When dildos explode
They don't release any load
Just toxic plastic
by Greta Thunburg's mother of Sifting through debris
That is uncalled for.
Terrorism is no joke.
Exploding dildos.
by Arby's Secret Recipe
should make bongs not bombs
but no smoking for toddlers
give them edibles
by 'Cause smoking is bad for their little lungs of Nebraska Silo
Lawrence Livermore?
I need some nuclear waste.
One metric ton's good.
Buy one, get one free?
You've got to be shitting me!
That's an awesome deal.
Sure I'll tell my friends.
I won't say where I got it.
And if you need kush...
by You dirty little bomb, you like that don'tcha?!
I'm wanting to die.
Taking others along too.
Taliban recruit.
by Nothing better to do.
Details of entrails.
Weather forcast in bird guts.
Cue "Witchy Woman".
by Be funny to see that on Wall Street.
I was noticing
If it's all in the details
I noticed it all
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