FaceBook going down.
Just like a whore in Manila.
Not that I would know.
by Ahem.
Dragging on sessions.
Extending the time beyond.
All about money.
by The real purpose of haiku! of So now you know.
So many choices!
And we ask what your name is.
Five dollar price hike.
by But you feel special, yes? of Pot pie with happy ending, just like that movie.
Would you like whole wheat
or just plain flour for crust?
Do you feel special?
by You should!
We have all pot pies.
Turkey, beef, pork, octopus.
Just like gram gram made.
by Made with real pot! of No synthetic cannibis in our pot pies!
Do you like pot pies?
You can order them online.
Half hour or free.
by www.potpies.com
Sometimes I like tea.
Chai tea with milk and sugar.
I'm so enlightened.
by Ohhhmmmmm... and stuff.
I find no info
about Tom Bosley's penis
anywhere online.
This is a problem.
How can we replicate it
without any pics?
We can rob his grave.
Yes, the penis had rotted.
But there's DNA!
We'll clone Tom Bosley.
Thousands of Tom Bosley clones!
And we'll whore them out.
But... what if it's small?
It's a huge risk we're taking.
It's all for science.
by I hope you're right about this. of My clone tanks are ready.
Order a dildo.
Life size Tom Bosley penis.
And shut the hell up.
You're more into it
than I am about good cheese.
You know that it's true.
"Tom Bosley's penis."
"Tom Bosley's penis again."
"Tom Bosley's penis."
Here's what you can do.
Buy a large block of edam.
Carve a life-like schlong.
It isn't dick cheese.
So I guess it's a cheese dick.
Just like a poet.
by Me so funny!... smelling.
Genitalia
Is five syllables. So is
Tom Bosley's penis
by Undung Hero
I spelled it like geese
but that was autocorrect
I beg your pardon
by Anonymous Poet
How's tricks Figpucker?
What's going on over there
in the Philippines?
by I've argued with most of the employeese of customer service over there
I don't mind drug ads.
But why can't they be good drugs?!
LSD and shit!
by Take that psych ward shit and shove it up your ass.
I just love your YouTube channel
by Anonymous Poet
David's off his meds
Someone fucked a wheel of cheese
up in Latvia
by Fat Paycheck of Wheel of Misfortune
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by Davidligma of Latvia
Where are you beatniks?
I'll be waiting over here
you gone daddy-o
by Jack Haikurouac of Lowell, MA
When the seagull shits
and whenst the eagle doth shit
Remember these words
by Bird Shit! of The Future
There's too much conflict.
Do you think there will be war?
China, I'd suspect.
by I'm almost hoping.
Sodomy, no thanks.
Nothing wrong with selling slaves.
Plunder and pillage.
Yo ho ho and stuff.
Fly the old Jolly Roger.
Black powder cannons.
But don't stand too close.
You'll singe your eyebrows right off.
Just like Asian girls.
But no sodomy!
My girl's twat is deep and wide.
I can damn near fit my arm inside.
I'm sure her butt's a better fit.
But I'm not into fucking shit.
by Onward, laddies! Take that nuclear sub! of Yarrrr!!!
Good advertising.
Antidepressant meds on
a poetry site.
by Genius, really.
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by Davidligma of Latvia
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by Richardwaf of Slovakia
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by Richardwaf of Slovakia
That Friends episode
Darth orders fancy coffee
Plays with a monkey
by Noticer of tv worth watching
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by Andreaskfv of Cambodia
sodomy and rum
that's the pirate's life for you
also, the slave trade
by scotch
In our horror movie
We're at the poet's cabin
vhs grabs axe
Darth in the kitchen
Facing backwards, eating cheese...
Yowl of Starkitten
by An eerie silence
Balut-o did it
Balut-o did it (frog croaks)
Balut-o did it
by Balut-o did it of Balut-o did it
Usability Study
Receive Amazon gift cards
for reviewing dinks
by Work from the comfort of your own home
Got lost in Dead zone;
You know...the Grateful Dead zone.
Need a shower now.
by To rinse off demons and Patchouli oil
The episode
Darth helps Jan Brady with math
and stays for dinner
by Mrs. Brady could I please get more cheese? of Table
Do you like nature?
Have you ever fucked a tree
Like right in the trunk?
by Lichen of Growing on you
Friends with benefits
and friends with the Benedicts
Brunch...no strings attached
by Mouthful of Jimmy Dean
I know you're real busy
fucking a giant sea snail
but write some haiku!
by Looking for Mr. Figbar
My work's at the Louvre
An abstract study in brown
Oops, I meant the Loo
by Won't you come on up and see my etchings of fun sized penises?
water colors made me burp.
by Anonymous Poet
acrylic made me laugh
by Noticer
Saturnalia much?
So you mean you are Saturn...
and not Uranus?
by Christ was born in February of Ask a Rabbi
December two five
Mark it on your calendar
My fucking birthday
by Jesus
Fuck scotch in its ass!
Rum -- the original grog!
Scotch is golfers piss.
by Release the Kraken! of And Coke and ice.
Listen to Clara!
That's Clara the samba queen.
The hell wrong with you?
by Orixa of Yemanjaa
"kick the ball, fucker"
- dad at my kid's soccer game
(oh, his kid's "Tucker")
by scotch of shouldn't have cursed him out
Is it time to die?
Barbeque potato chips.
See all that science.
WalMart Rascal ride.
Because it's free and I can.
The think something's wrong.
See the ugliness.
I sense that war is coming.
Is it time to die?
by Puddin' and Tang
We certainly need
Acrylic letter blockage.
Keep commies away.
by spelling was never my strong suit.
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by Radjukevichges of Russia
Friday: just drink scotch.
You will reach your objectives
and think more clearly.
by Hoot Mon of Glasgow
death to all haiku
fuck this syllable counting
i'm out of coffee
by scotch of just another manic friday
Negrification.
That's the word that got me blocked,
But it's a real word!
by Aimé Cesaire of Negritude
My name is your name
And I'm a Claraholic
On a float in Rio
by Cuica of Rica
