Friday: just drink scotch.
You will reach your objectives
and think more clearly.

death to all haiku
fuck this syllable counting
i'm out of coffee

Negrification.
That's the word that got me blocked,
But it's a real word!

My name is your name
And I'm a Claraholic
On a float in Rio

Obrigado

How we celebrate
Canadian Thanksgiving
Deep fried Kraft Dinner

Looks like someone's been
off their anti-trolling meds.
You better comply.

They'll put you back in.
The Old Troll Home/Asylum.
You don't want that, right?

My muse taught Clara
Everything single thing she knows
about life and art.

That Clara Nunes...
She's my Portuguese teacher.
Endless Carnival.

https://youtu.be/HZqQjKfKk64

That Clara Nunes...
She's my Portuguese teacher.
Endless Carnival.

https://youtu.be/HZqQjKfKk64

My name's Starkitten
and I'm a darthaholic
(passed out in gutter)

one fart, ha ha ha!
two farts, ha ha ha! three, four
counting is a gas

Sometimes I count farts.
Do it through slowed audio.
Hear each vibration.

Just figured it out
Why Darth loves Haiku so much
Syllable Counting

Mayan tendencies:
Get off with a stingray spine.
Stick it somewhere new.

The boring penis
Boring a hole through your back
Spina Darthada

Oh pathetic Darth.
You BORE me for goodness' sake...
Too much sex and shit.

I let an earth worm
crawl up inside my weeny.
It's a cummy worm!

Poisoning children.
What's your favorite method?
Try nuclear waste!

It's going to be
a fantastic Halloween.
LSD's passe.

If you bang weenies,
more than candy will fly out.
Marshmallow topping!

Your weenie's hollow?
Use it for a Peeñata
Bang hard with a stick

Slutty cat costumes
won't arouse hollow weenies.
Viagra candy!

Hey halloweenies!
Let us all get ourselves spooked
By the C.I.A.

Damn, Janis. I thought
my VPN was working.
Stole your name. Sorry

guy bangs on my door
needs to inspect my backyard
with his theremin

Halloween costume
featuring my camel toe
Now, to find a hump

Instead of candy
Give 'em the smell of a fart
It won't rot your teeth

Hallow's Eve draws near.
It is Halloween all year
Your haiku is queer.

Starkitten was here

Genital Graveyard
Here lies the world's biggest dick
and a bunch of cunts

I knew all those names
Were really just one chatbot.
Farting chatbot Darth.

"yes, i'm a mummy.
but no, i'm not the mummy."
small talk at the mash

there would be no fight
dracula and the mummy
would just do the mash

I saw seven frogs.
Sitting on five lillypads.
Filthy little things.

Who'd win in a fight,
Dracula or the Mummy?
Explain your answer.

I got arrested.
Stealing tombstones for my yard.
I just borrowed them.

"The owners won't mind.
Go over there and ask them!"
The judge didn't laugh.

I guess it's good that
I didn't get a coffin.
But I was gonna.

What will you go as
for Halloween this fine year.
I will be a fart!

Scotch is horrible.
But nowhere as bad as gin.
Real pirates drink rum!

When I asked Jesus why there was only one set of footprints in the dessert, he replied: "Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers."

teach a man to phish
and he'll say you've received cash
click this link to claim

Starkitten was here

Let's have a threesome
Hot Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
So satisfying

You found some bagpipes?
Make sure they're really bagpipes
before you blow them

The truly elite
Are found on this fine website.
Super-rich haiku.

Scotch that one, Scotty.
Scotch bonnet, bagpipes and tape...
and Scotch uskebaugh!

lord jc? who's that?
i meant jesus martinez
works at the bi-rite

He's living rent-free
In your head: the Lord J.C...
You and Trinity

whenever we kiss
he slides in with a lewd grin
"make room for jesus"

at first I was mad
then he suggested we all
"have a trinity"

so i asked jesus -
he said i was forgiven
and hit on my girl