I find no info
about Tom Bosley's penis
anywhere online.

This is a problem.
How can we replicate it
without any pics?

We can rob his grave.
Yes, the penis had rotted.
But there's DNA!

We'll clone Tom Bosley.
Thousands of Tom Bosley clones!
And we'll whore them out.

But... what if it's small?
It's a huge risk we're taking.
It's all for science.