Sodomy, no thanks.
Nothing wrong with selling slaves.
Plunder and pillage.

Yo ho ho and stuff.
Fly the old Jolly Roger.
Black powder cannons.

But don't stand too close.
You'll singe your eyebrows right off.
Just like Asian girls.

But no sodomy!

My girl's twat is deep and wide.
I can damn near fit my arm inside.
I'm sure her butt's a better fit.
But I'm not into fucking shit.