Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 319 Days and 76715 Haiku later...

Where are you beatniks?
I'll be waiting over here
you gone daddy-o
Haiku # 72553, October 11, 2021 7:28 pm ET
by Jack Haikurouac of Lowell, MA
When the seagull shits
and whenst the eagle doth shit
Remember these words
Haiku # 72552, October 11, 2021 5:40 pm ET
by Bird Shit! of The Future
There's too much conflict.
Do you think there will be war?
China, I'd suspect.
Haiku # 72551, October 11, 2021 2:10 pm ET
by I'm almost hoping.
Sodomy, no thanks.
Nothing wrong with selling slaves.
Plunder and pillage.

Yo ho ho and stuff.
Fly the old Jolly Roger.
Black powder cannons.

But don't stand too close.
You'll singe your eyebrows right off.
Just like Asian girls.

But no sodomy!

My girl's twat is deep and wide.
I can damn near fit my arm inside.
I'm sure her butt's a better fit.
But I'm not into fucking shit.
Haiku # 72550, October 11, 2021 2:05 pm ET
by Onward, laddies! Take that nuclear sub! of Yarrrr!!!
Good advertising.
Antidepressant meds on
a poetry site.
Haiku # 72549, October 11, 2021 1:42 pm ET
by Genius, really.
Haiku # 72548, October 11, 2021 9:33 am ET
by Davidligma of Latvia
Haiku # 72547, October 11, 2021 4:52 am ET
by Richardwaf of Slovakia
Haiku # 72546, October 11, 2021 4:50 am ET
by Richardwaf of Slovakia
That Friends episode
Darth orders fancy coffee
Plays with a monkey
Haiku # 72545, October 10, 2021 9:23 pm ET
by Noticer of tv worth watching
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От всей души Вам всех благ!
Haiku # 72544, October 10, 2021 8:02 pm ET
by Andreaskfv of Cambodia
sodomy and rum
that's the pirate's life for you
also, the slave trade
Haiku # 72543, October 10, 2021 6:55 pm ET
by scotch
In our horror movie
We're at the poet's cabin
vhs grabs axe

Darth in the kitchen
Facing backwards, eating cheese...
Yowl of Starkitten
Haiku # 72542, October 10, 2021 6:08 pm ET
by An eerie silence
Balut-o did it
Balut-o did it (frog croaks)
Balut-o did it
Haiku # 72539, October 10, 2021 12:39 pm ET
by Balut-o did it of Balut-o did it
Usability Study
Receive Amazon gift cards
for reviewing dinks
Haiku # 72538, October 10, 2021 12:09 pm ET
by Work from the comfort of your own home
Got lost in Dead zone;
You know...the Grateful Dead zone.
Need a shower now.
Haiku # 72536, October 9, 2021 6:30 pm ET
by To rinse off demons and Patchouli oil
The episode
Darth helps Jan Brady with math
and stays for dinner
Haiku # 72535, October 9, 2021 6:24 pm ET
by Mrs. Brady could I please get more cheese? of Table
Do you like nature?
Have you ever fucked a tree
Like right in the trunk?
Haiku # 72534, October 9, 2021 6:19 pm ET
by Lichen of Growing on you
Friends with benefits
and friends with the Benedicts strings attached
Haiku # 72533, October 9, 2021 6:16 pm ET
by Mouthful of Jimmy Dean
I know you're real busy
fucking a giant sea snail
but write some haiku!
Haiku # 72532, October 9, 2021 6:11 pm ET
by Looking for Mr. Figbar
My work's at the Louvre
An abstract study in brown
Oops, I meant the Loo
Haiku # 72531, October 9, 2021 6:08 pm ET
by Won't you come on up and see my etchings of fun sized penises?
water colors made me burp.
Haiku # 72530, October 9, 2021 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
acrylic made me laugh
Haiku # 72529, October 9, 2021 12:06 am ET
by Noticer
Saturnalia much?
So you mean you are Saturn...
and not Uranus?
Haiku # 72528, October 8, 2021 11:28 pm ET
by Christ was born in February of Ask a Rabbi
December two five
Mark it on your calendar
My fucking birthday
Haiku # 72527, October 8, 2021 9:14 pm ET
by Jesus
Fuck scotch in its ass!
Rum -- the original grog!
Scotch is golfers piss.
Haiku # 72526, October 8, 2021 8:34 pm ET
by Release the Kraken! of And Coke and ice.
Listen to Clara!
That's Clara the samba queen.
The hell wrong with you?
Haiku # 72525, October 8, 2021 8:24 pm ET
by Orixa of Yemanjaa
"kick the ball, fucker"
- dad at my kid's soccer game
(oh, his kid's "Tucker")
Haiku # 72524, October 8, 2021 6:15 pm ET
by scotch of shouldn't have cursed him out
Is it time to die?
Barbeque potato chips.
See all that science.

WalMart Rascal ride.
Because it's free and I can.
The think something's wrong.

See the ugliness.
I sense that war is coming.
Is it time to die?
Haiku # 72523, October 8, 2021 2:58 pm ET
by Puddin' and Tang
We certainly need
Acrylic letter blockage.
Keep commies away.
Haiku # 72522, October 8, 2021 2:50 pm ET
by spelling was never my strong suit. написание дипломных

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Haiku # 72521, October 8, 2021 2:17 pm ET
by Radjukevichges of Russia
Friday: just drink scotch.
You will reach your objectives
and think more clearly.
Haiku # 72520, October 8, 2021 1:46 pm ET
by Hoot Mon of Glasgow
death to all haiku
fuck this syllable counting
i'm out of coffee
Haiku # 72519, October 8, 2021 1:03 pm ET
by scotch of just another manic friday
That's the word that got me blocked,
But it's a real word!
Haiku # 72518, October 8, 2021 11:34 am ET
by Aimé Cesaire of Negritude
My name is your name
And I'm a Claraholic
On a float in Rio
Haiku # 72517, October 8, 2021 11:25 am ET
by Cuica of Rica
Haiku # 72516, October 8, 2021 10:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
How we celebrate
Canadian Thanksgiving
Deep fried Kraft Dinner
Haiku # 72515, October 8, 2021 8:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Looks like someone's been
off their anti-trolling meds.
You better comply.

They'll put you back in.
The Old Troll Home/Asylum.
You don't want that, right?
Haiku # 72514, October 8, 2021 8:40 am ET
by Maybe up the dosage too!
My muse taught Clara
Everything single thing she knows
about life and art.
Haiku # 72513, October 8, 2021 8:14 am ET
by Guica of Linguica
That Clara Nunes...
She's my Portuguese teacher.
Endless Carnival.
Haiku # 72512, October 8, 2021 8:12 am ET
by Guica of Rio de J
That Clara Nunes...
She's my Portuguese teacher.
Endless Carnival.
Haiku # 72511, October 8, 2021 8:12 am ET
by Guica of Rio de J
My name's Starkitten
and I'm a darthaholic
(passed out in gutter)
Haiku # 72510, October 8, 2021 1:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
one fart, ha ha ha!
two farts, ha ha ha! three, four
counting is a gas
Haiku # 72509, October 7, 2021 10:43 pm ET
by scotch of open sesame
Sometimes I count farts.
Do it through slowed audio.
Hear each vibration.
Haiku # 72508, October 7, 2021 10:02 pm ET
by "Boring" is a word for prostitute. Ha ha ha!
Just figured it out
Why Darth loves Haiku so much
Syllable Counting
Haiku # 72507, October 7, 2021 9:22 pm ET
by High Motility of Syllable Count
Mayan tendencies:
Get off with a stingray spine.
Stick it somewhere new.
Haiku # 72506, October 7, 2021 8:49 pm ET
by Ucha'an K'an B'alam of Bleed for Me
The boring penis
Boring a hole through your back
Spina Darthada
Haiku # 72505, October 7, 2021 7:31 pm ET
by Please of Don't Find a Cure
Oh pathetic Darth.
You BORE me for goodness' sake...
Too much sex and shit.
Haiku # 72504, October 7, 2021 7:09 pm ET
by Yuchhhh of Shower After Reading
I let an earth worm
crawl up inside my weeny.
It's a cummy worm!
Haiku # 72503, October 7, 2021 6:29 pm ET
by har har har
Poisoning children.
What's your favorite method?
Try nuclear waste!

It's going to be
a fantastic Halloween.
LSD's passe.
Haiku # 72502, October 7, 2021 6:27 pm ET
by of Not one case ever reported! You can be the first to try! Go down in infamy!
If you bang weenies,
more than candy will fly out.
Marshmallow topping!
Haiku # 72501, October 7, 2021 6:23 pm ET
by Have you ever seen a mallow in a marsh? Have you? of I didn't think so!
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