some folks call it strange
when a man like me tries to
piss in his own mouth
by Hollywood Bonfire
pick which co-worker
is most likely to come in
and shoot everyone
by Hollywood Bonfire
i hate the toothache
but surely not as much as
i hate the dentist
by ashley of sydney, nsw
uninspiring
silly, stupid and mindless
bad haiku is great
by noone
princess dianna
please don't bring that up again
bulimic royal
by ashley of sydney, australia
Delfines nadan
y todos van por el mar
as
by Fernando Santiago of Bayam
Good night's sleep, OK?
Don't talk or turn on the light
Computer's asleep.
by P.Keller of Phoenix, usa
hard night's whiskey binge
wake with a taste in my mouth
the devil's anus!
by Hollywood Bonfire
Is it just me, or
are pigs that sell ham products
very disturbing?
by Trevor
Little bastard dog
Chewing on himself all day
Lucky bastard dog
by Trevor
submissions working!
exciting, must up my pace
three thousand a day
by Hollywood Bonfire
Haiku is very nice
but let's stop this nonsense now
and get on living.
by Fernando Santiago of Bayam
Esto est
by Fernando Santiago of San Juan, USA
Egg and cheese on toast
Bacon and egg McMuffin
Good hangover cures
by Cranky
Distance between us
Thousands and thousands ofmiles
Still not far enough
by Cranky
Outside the rain falls
Tapping loudly on the roof
Disrupting my sleep
by Cranky
Just wanted to see
The stars in all their glory
But you keep me blind
by Tervor
Blue peanut butter
Brown jelly on purple toast
My ass in the milk
by Trevor
Hi Koo.How are you?
I am just fine.How are you?
Die you piece of shit
by Trevor
Bad mayonaise glops
Over my fingers and toes
Rancid, yet pleasing
by Trevor of Radford, US
why don't little kids
who are younger than 14
work for Kathie Lee
by Steve
Steve, guns, chicks
steve loves his guns, yes
he loves his webpage with all
the guns and women.
visit steve's page at dwp.bigplanet.com/stevenh
by Ryan of USA
Just five syllables
Is not enough to really
Say everything I
by Pete of Houston, USA
Blueberry donuts
Oh yes how I do love thee
Let the jelly roll
by Kate of Houston, USA
Girl I really like
Visits, but there is no sex
Unfortunately
by Jim of Gadsden, USA
Talkin Talkin to myself Better than talkin to walls That's my everyday life.
by Mahalakshmi Krishnamurthy of Houston, USA
MIstakes
No one is perfect Everybody makes mistakes And learn from them too.
by Asma Hassan of Houston, USA
I feel so empty
For my love has passed me by
Like dust in the wind
by bon appetit
An empty bottle
And an empty glass spells the
End of this long day
by bon appetit
Born restless, still am
Hearts pumping and eyes can see
A lamb lost in woods
by Frank
How can I love you?
You're so vague and never there
But somehow I do
by bon appetit
Ongoing project
Someday I will finish it
Procrastination
by bon appetit
My fine illusion
A dream or a fantasy
Never to be known
by bon appetit
Love's a waste of time
Too much pain, too much heartache
I can cry no more
by bon appetit
Love is such a bitch
Is she really worth it now?
Going fishing
by JohnieBoy of Mobile, ASU
Haiku for Three Crowns
A horse broke down in
In the race thatstops the nation
A tragic ending
by Anna
drank too much coffee
put my boss in a headlock
at the big meeting
by Hollywood Bonfire
whispered lullabye
into the robotic ear
doesn't change its state
by Hollywood Bonfire
wanna get real drunk
and burn down the orphanage
and wake up sorry
by Hollywood Bonfire
A Hiaku for My Dog
Whippets are a gas.
When warm, expand to take up
space available
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
You're so good with words
That give my mind clarity
Refreshing, so true
by anna
I will kill all folk
That do not like this haiku
And that means you bud!
by Frank
Syllable over
Committed haiku faux pas
So sue me ya pricks!
by Anna
Across the atruim
Stood Adonis in the flesh
Damn, I want him bad
by Anna
Kill a pensioner
You'll never regret it huh?
Goodnight Grandpappy
by Frank
I long for the day
When you and I will be in
The throws of passion
by Anna
I stew about it
It makes me want to throw up
I feel really sick
by Anna
Princess Diana
And aristocratic crew
Love to, eh, screw you!
by Frank
I'll hold up my glass
And toast your very being
A fine wine it is
by Anna
I am a fuckwit
This I know only too well
Who gives a damn, eh?
by Frank
