Girl I really like
Visits, but there is no sex
Unfortunately
by Jim of Gadsden, USA
Talkin Talkin to myself Better than talkin to walls That's my everyday life.
by Mahalakshmi Krishnamurthy of Houston, USA
MIstakes
No one is perfect Everybody makes mistakes And learn from them too.
by Asma Hassan of Houston, USA
I feel so empty
For my love has passed me by
Like dust in the wind
by bon appetit
An empty bottle
And an empty glass spells the
End of this long day
by bon appetit
Born restless, still am
Hearts pumping and eyes can see
A lamb lost in woods
by Frank
How can I love you?
You're so vague and never there
But somehow I do
by bon appetit
Ongoing project
Someday I will finish it
Procrastination
by bon appetit
My fine illusion
A dream or a fantasy
Never to be known
by bon appetit
Love's a waste of time
Too much pain, too much heartache
I can cry no more
by bon appetit
Love is such a bitch
Is she really worth it now?
Going fishing
by JohnieBoy of Mobile, ASU
Haiku for Three Crowns
A horse broke down in
In the race thatstops the nation
A tragic ending
by Anna
drank too much coffee
put my boss in a headlock
at the big meeting
by Hollywood Bonfire
whispered lullabye
into the robotic ear
doesn't change its state
by Hollywood Bonfire
wanna get real drunk
and burn down the orphanage
and wake up sorry
by Hollywood Bonfire
A Hiaku for My Dog
Whippets are a gas.
When warm, expand to take up
space available
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
You're so good with words
That give my mind clarity
Refreshing, so true
by anna
I will kill all folk
That do not like this haiku
And that means you bud!
by Frank
Syllable over
Committed haiku faux pas
So sue me ya pricks!
by Anna
Across the atruim
Stood Adonis in the flesh
Damn, I want him bad
by Anna
Kill a pensioner
You'll never regret it huh?
Goodnight Grandpappy
by Frank
I long for the day
When you and I will be in
The throws of passion
by Anna
I stew about it
It makes me want to throw up
I feel really sick
by Anna
Princess Diana
And aristocratic crew
Love to, eh, screw you!
by Frank
I'll hold up my glass
And toast your very being
A fine wine it is
by Anna
I am a fuckwit
This I know only too well
Who gives a damn, eh?
by Frank
The night is still young
The moon is full, stars are bright
The dawn comes too soon
by Anna
I am forty one
Plenty of time to wander
I need viagra
by Frank
writing good haiku
with the correct syllables
is very diffic
by amber brown of Adelaide, Australia
i live to live on
to see the breaking of dawn
and not be a pawn
by brian of phil, usa
wish I could open
the back of my computer
and fill it with milk
by Hollywood Bonfire
mom thinks I'm crazy
because I want to marry
a rabid monkey
by Hollywood Bonfire
profound not profane
whaddya think of that then
u obscene jerk-offs
by ashley of sydney, Oz
You think you're something
So smart, so witty, so cool
I've got news for you!
by Asif of New York,
The game is over
You're as boring as batshit
Take a fucking hike
by Asif
You Have Left T.O.
We Are So Sad You Know
We Must Visit Yo'
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto, Canada
didn't you knowthat
you're my hero-your are the
WIND BETWEENMY CHEEKS
by spranky mcbooboomuffins of funkytown, bottomofthesea
obese astronaut
squeezing into the capsule
so long, fatso
by Hollywood Bonfire Winkietown, Xiathgou
calmly I arrive
methodical orgasm
whoopie I just came
by Hollywood Bonfire of Winkietown, Xiathgou
kill me universe
bless a bird's nest with a match
and poop on the moon
by Yoyo Puttahoot of Boobyville, Chad
The deadline beckons
I am tired of waiting
They can all get fu#$ed!
by Anna
logoff tired surfer
go to sleep my racing brain
damn insomnia
by ashley
Bill gates profits big,
while netscape dies a slow death.
Suck my ass billy.
by Koan of Vancouver, Canada
Oh fluffy monkey
Hairy lump of potato
She is a fat cat
by Anna
Oh My friends my friends
I am leaving all of you
LONG LIVE BAD HAIKU!
by The Haiku Master of Toronto, Canada
I stay'd up 'til two
set the clocks back; yet again
until the sun rose
by Alex
cold winds are blowing
upon those less fortunate
but i'm all right jack
by ashley of sydney, Oz
The leaves turn yellow,
red, orange and copper hues.
Too soon sets the sun.
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
Sherri, hope you're proud
These bad Haiku are for you
Now, back to the books
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Just trying to be
As cool as my big sister
Have to keep trying>
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
