Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

An empty bottle
And an empty glass spells the
End of this long day
Haiku # 696, November 12, 1998 5:13 am ET
by bon appetit
Born restless, still am
Hearts pumping and eyes can see
A lamb lost in woods
Haiku # 695, November 12, 1998 5:10 am ET
by Frank
How can I love you?
You're so vague and never there
But somehow I do
Haiku # 694, November 12, 1998 5:05 am ET
by bon appetit
Ongoing project
Someday I will finish it
Procrastination
Haiku # 693, November 12, 1998 4:56 am ET
by bon appetit
My fine illusion
A dream or a fantasy
Never to be known
Haiku # 692, November 12, 1998 4:52 am ET
by bon appetit
Love's a waste of time
Too much pain, too much heartache
I can cry no more
Haiku # 691, November 12, 1998 4:48 am ET
by bon appetit
Love is such a bitch
Is she really worth it now?
Going fishing
Haiku # 690, November 11, 1998 7:21 pm ET
by JohnieBoy of Mobile, ASU
Haiku for Three Crowns

A horse broke down in
In the race thatstops the nation
A tragic ending
Haiku # 689, November 11, 1998 12:35 am ET
by Anna
drank too much coffee
put my boss in a headlock
at the big meeting
Haiku # 688, November 5, 1998 1:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
whispered lullabye
into the robotic ear
doesn't change its state
Haiku # 687, November 5, 1998 1:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
wanna get real drunk
and burn down the orphanage
and wake up sorry
Haiku # 686, November 5, 1998 10:21 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
A Hiaku for My Dog
Whippets are a gas.
When warm, expand to take up
space available
Haiku # 685, November 5, 1998 9:21 am ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
You're so good with words
That give my mind clarity
Refreshing, so true
Haiku # 684, November 5, 1998 6:08 am ET
by anna
I will kill all folk
That do not like this haiku
And that means you bud!
Haiku # 683, November 5, 1998 6:04 am ET
by Frank
Syllable over
Committed haiku faux pas
So sue me ya pricks!
Haiku # 682, November 5, 1998 5:59 am ET
by Anna
Across the atruim
Stood Adonis in the flesh
Damn, I want him bad
Haiku # 681, November 5, 1998 5:55 am ET
by Anna
Kill a pensioner
You'll never regret it huh?
Goodnight Grandpappy
Haiku # 680, November 5, 1998 5:52 am ET
by Frank
I long for the day
When you and I will be in
The throws of passion
Haiku # 679, November 5, 1998 5:50 am ET
by Anna
I stew about it
It makes me want to throw up
I feel really sick
Haiku # 678, November 5, 1998 5:45 am ET
by Anna
Princess Diana
And aristocratic crew
Love to, eh, screw you!
Haiku # 677, November 5, 1998 5:40 am ET
by Frank
I'll hold up my glass
And toast your very being
A fine wine it is
Haiku # 676, November 5, 1998 5:36 am ET
by Anna
I am a fuckwit
This I know only too well
Who gives a damn, eh?
Haiku # 675, November 5, 1998 5:31 am ET
by Frank
The night is still young
The moon is full, stars are bright
The dawn comes too soon
Haiku # 674, November 5, 1998 5:25 am ET
by Anna
I am forty one
Plenty of time to wander
I need viagra
Haiku # 673, November 5, 1998 5:21 am ET
by Frank
writing good haiku
with the correct syllables
is very diffic
Haiku # 672, November 5, 1998 12:13 am ET
by amber brown of Adelaide, Australia
i live to live on
to see the breaking of dawn
and not be a pawn
Haiku # 671, November 4, 1998 5:51 pm ET
by brian of phil, usa
wish I could open
the back of my computer
and fill it with milk
Haiku # 670, November 4, 1998 4:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
mom thinks I'm crazy
because I want to marry
a rabid monkey
Haiku # 669, November 4, 1998 3:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
profound not profane
whaddya think of that then
u obscene jerk-offs
Haiku # 668, November 4, 1998 6:14 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
You think you're something
So smart, so witty, so cool
I've got news for you!
Haiku # 667, November 4, 1998 1:31 am ET
by Asif of New York,
The game is over
You're as boring as batshit
Take a fucking hike
Haiku # 666, November 4, 1998 1:24 am ET
by Asif
You Have Left T.O.
We Are So Sad You Know
We Must Visit Yo'
Haiku # 665, November 3, 1998 10:44 pm ET
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto, Canada
didn't you knowthat
you're my hero-your are the
WIND BETWEENMY CHEEKS
Haiku # 664, November 3, 1998 9:51 pm ET
by spranky mcbooboomuffins of funkytown, bottomofthesea
obese astronaut
squeezing into the capsule
so long, fatso
Haiku # 663, November 3, 1998 7:41 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire Winkietown, Xiathgou
calmly I arrive
methodical orgasm
whoopie I just came
Haiku # 662, November 3, 1998 4:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire of Winkietown, Xiathgou
kill me universe
bless a bird's nest with a match
and poop on the moon
Haiku # 661, November 3, 1998 4:04 pm ET
by Yoyo Puttahoot of Boobyville, Chad
The deadline beckons
I am tired of waiting
They can all get fu#$ed!
Haiku # 660, November 1, 1998 8:49 pm ET
by Anna
logoff tired surfer
go to sleep my racing brain
damn insomnia
Haiku # 659, October 31, 1998 4:18 am ET
by ashley
Bill gates profits big,
while netscape dies a slow death.
Suck my ass billy.
Haiku # 658, October 30, 1998 11:59 pm ET
by Koan of Vancouver, Canada
Oh fluffy monkey
Hairy lump of potato
She is a fat cat
Haiku # 657, October 30, 1998 7:59 pm ET
by Anna
Oh My friends my friends
I am leaving all of you
LONG LIVE BAD HAIKU!
Haiku # 656, October 28, 1998 3:09 am ET
by The Haiku Master of Toronto, Canada
I stay'd up 'til two
set the clocks back; yet again
until the sun rose
Haiku # 655, October 27, 1998 1:05 pm ET
by Alex
cold winds are blowing
upon those less fortunate
but i'm all right jack
Haiku # 654, October 27, 1998 6:55 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
The leaves turn yellow,
red, orange and copper hues.
Too soon sets the sun.
Haiku # 653, October 27, 1998 1:43 am ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
Sherri, hope you're proud
These bad Haiku are for you
Now, back to the books
Haiku # 652, October 26, 1998 10:22 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Just trying to be
As cool as my big sister
Have to keep trying>
Haiku # 651, October 26, 1998 10:19 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Got homework to do
So I'm on the internet
Procrastinator
Haiku # 650, October 26, 1998 10:17 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Sher- as a way to
communicate, Haiku sucks
i'll give you a call
Haiku # 649, October 26, 1998 10:15 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Sherri, by big sis
Is my hero, yes she is
She writes baaaad Haiku
Haiku # 648, October 26, 1998 10:13 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Returning homeward
pedalling much easier
the wind at my back
Haiku # 647, October 26, 1998 12:56 pm ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
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