You think you're something
So smart, so witty, so cool
I've got news for you!
by Asif of New York,
The game is over
You're as boring as batshit
Take a fucking hike
by Asif
You Have Left T.O.
We Are So Sad You Know
We Must Visit Yo'
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto, Canada
didn't you knowthat
you're my hero-your are the
WIND BETWEENMY CHEEKS
by spranky mcbooboomuffins of funkytown, bottomofthesea
obese astronaut
squeezing into the capsule
so long, fatso
by Hollywood Bonfire Winkietown, Xiathgou
calmly I arrive
methodical orgasm
whoopie I just came
by Hollywood Bonfire of Winkietown, Xiathgou
kill me universe
bless a bird's nest with a match
and poop on the moon
by Yoyo Puttahoot of Boobyville, Chad
The deadline beckons
I am tired of waiting
They can all get fu#$ed!
by Anna
logoff tired surfer
go to sleep my racing brain
damn insomnia
by ashley
Bill gates profits big,
while netscape dies a slow death.
Suck my ass billy.
by Koan of Vancouver, Canada
Oh fluffy monkey
Hairy lump of potato
She is a fat cat
by Anna
Oh My friends my friends
I am leaving all of you
LONG LIVE BAD HAIKU!
by The Haiku Master of Toronto, Canada
I stay'd up 'til two
set the clocks back; yet again
until the sun rose
by Alex
cold winds are blowing
upon those less fortunate
but i'm all right jack
by ashley of sydney, Oz
The leaves turn yellow,
red, orange and copper hues.
Too soon sets the sun.
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
Sherri, hope you're proud
These bad Haiku are for you
Now, back to the books
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Just trying to be
As cool as my big sister
Have to keep trying>
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Got homework to do
So I'm on the internet
Procrastinator
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Sher- as a way to
communicate, Haiku sucks
i'll give you a call
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Sherri, by big sis
Is my hero, yes she is
She writes baaaad Haiku
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Returning homeward
pedalling much easier
the wind at my back
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
Bicycling northward
excedingly difficult
brisk wind in my face
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
i cannot recall, the great things escape my mind. Short term memory
by DRiVEN[D!] of Bloem!!, ZA!!
It wasn't DeadWood
It was the g-string that hurt.
My poor crampy butt!
by DRiVEN[D!] of Bloem!, ZA!
we exist for now
looking back to find ourselves
suddenly past it
by ashley of sydney, australia
What is a haikU?
A California city
with backwards spelling.
by L. Anderson of Cloverdale, usa
Sausage McMuffin
So tasty in the morning
But it makes me fat
by John J. Kim of Pittsburgh, USA
tried to read bad poems
couldn't; a bored drool,
it is insane bad tv beats this
by dev of Cripton, afgansijf
Misha My younger
sister peeps at bad haiku
where are her verses?
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
I remember when
polyester didn't breathe
My old leisure suits
by Keith Partridge of Marsupial, USA
So, tell me again:
Just how many syllables
Does this have to be?
by Gui of Austin, USA
Warm ocean breezes
An ice cold beer in my hand
A day at the beach
by Anna of ,
Viagra on sill.
Cost too much but now I'm firm,
I go bump a cow
by DRiVEN[D!] of Bloemies AI!,
Oh, Tamagotchi
Where could you possibly be?
Don't die on me now!!!!
by Anna of Sydney, AU
This is Anna here...
May I ask who is calling?
That clowns been long gone
by Anna of Sydney, AU
Dead dog in coffin
Never walkies, no never
Stiff cheese rover boy.
by Frank of Sydney, AU
Say it isn't so
Where did the second line go
Better go find it!
by Anna of Sydney, AU
A haiku for you
A bit of elfin magic
We are a true match
by Anna of Sydney, Aus
Unfamiliar knob
Wet eye-brows and nasal flush
Bad drinking fountain
by Lynn Umbarger of Troy, USA
So I messed up, Bill
Why don't you tell me which one?
Send me an e-mail.
by Anna of Sydney, AU
Licensing exam
Unmitigated nightmare
Death by study: slow.
by Donald Fallin, Psy.D. of Santa Rosa,
indiscriminate
litter in my mad gale
beautiful garbage
by dissaffected of real town,
die evil whore die
bullets cheaper than divorce
then I sleep better
by justice of Hell
Las Vegas Star Trek
Experience Made me sick
Won't go anymore
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USa
Hmmm what should I write
It doesn't really matter
It's just bad haiku
by me
Love is all that I need
but the dogs are dead
Any gal out there, mail me
by Rahul of Kanpur, India
It's Marzipan, Stan
Snickerdoodles, stickey treat
Tommorrow try squash
by wilfred of nowheresville,
Please don't torture me
And make me think for myself
For I have no brain
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Root of all evil
Jealousy, greed and envy
It will kill us all
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Will I ever know
The answer to this question
Somehow I doubt it
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
