Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Say it isn't so
Where did the second line go
Better go find it!
Haiku # 631, October 15, 1998 8:15 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, AU
A haiku for you
A bit of elfin magic
We are a true match
Haiku # 630, October 15, 1998 8:12 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Aus
Unfamiliar knob
Wet eye-brows and nasal flush
Bad drinking fountain
Haiku # 629, October 15, 1998 12:57 am ET
by Lynn Umbarger of Troy, USA
So I messed up, Bill
Why don't you tell me which one?
Send me an e-mail.
Haiku # 628, October 14, 1998 3:17 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, AU
Licensing exam
Unmitigated nightmare
Death by study: slow.
Haiku # 627, October 13, 1998 11:55 pm ET
by Donald Fallin, Psy.D. of Santa Rosa,
indiscriminate
litter in my mad gale
beautiful garbage
Haiku # 626, October 13, 1998 7:07 pm ET
by dissaffected of real town,
die evil whore die
bullets cheaper than divorce
then I sleep better
Haiku # 625, October 13, 1998 2:05 am ET
by justice of Hell
Las Vegas Star Trek
Experience Made me sick
Won't go anymore
Haiku # 624, October 12, 1998 3:07 pm ET
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USa
Hmmm what should I write
It doesn't really matter
It's just bad haiku
Haiku # 623, October 12, 1998 8:03 am ET
by me
Love is all that I need
but the dogs are dead
Any gal out there, mail me
Haiku # 622, October 10, 1998 12:21 pm ET
by Rahul of Kanpur, India
It's Marzipan, Stan
Snickerdoodles, stickey treat
Tommorrow try squash
Haiku # 621, October 9, 1998 2:59 pm ET
by wilfred of nowheresville,
Please don't torture me
And make me think for myself
For I have no brain
Haiku # 620, October 9, 1998 8:56 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Root of all evil
Jealousy, greed and envy
It will kill us all
Haiku # 619, October 9, 1998 8:50 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Will I ever know
The answer to this question
Somehow I doubt it
Haiku # 618, October 9, 1998 3:03 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
There was a young girl
from Nantucket...
Oops.
Sorry, wrong form.
Haiku # 617, October 9, 1998 12:39 am ET
by Paul Elmore of Northport, USA
Slowly I struggle
to compose a Haiku verse
It would help if I could count
Haiku # 616, October 8, 1998 3:24 pm ET
by Mild Bill of Ithaca, USA
Lonely Webber Grill
Dreaming of coals in summer
Burning with desire
Haiku # 615, October 8, 1998 11:15 am ET
by Mok of Chicago, USA
Didn't get it right
Missed a return the first time
Had to try again.
Haiku # 614, October 8, 1998 9:47 am ET
by Karl of Sydney, Australia
What the hell is this?
You call this shit poetry?
My head really hurts.
Haiku # 613, October 8, 1998 9:46 am ET
by Karl of Sydney, Australia
What the hell is this?
< You call this shit poetry?br> My head really hurts.
Haiku # 612, October 8, 1998 9:45 am ET
by Karl of Sydney, Australia
So, what is the score?
I wonder quite a bloddy lot
Better not to think.
Haiku # 611, October 8, 1998 8:51 am ET
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
I am a man yeah
And wonder what that is, eh?
I'm a goose more like.
Haiku # 610, October 8, 1998 8:43 am ET
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
I gaze at me now
Wondering what I'm doing
Go to bed, lights out.
Haiku # 609, October 8, 1998 8:39 am ET
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
In the mud I sit
In the pig sty I call home
Comfortable mud.
Haiku # 608, October 8, 1998 8:36 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Rolling in the dirt
God, I wallow in it yeah!!
See me sink in it
Haiku # 607, October 8, 1998 8:33 am ET
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
A lazy, fat slob
Sits waiting for a handout
Wait, I think it's me
Haiku # 606, October 8, 1998 8:31 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Eating dirt, not good
Loving dirt, swallowing it
I'm a piggy
Haiku # 605, October 8, 1998 8:29 am ET
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
He's so intriguing
With a keen sense of humour
Is it possible?
Haiku # 604, October 8, 1998 8:14 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
I'm on a roll here
Serving up more bad haikus
Someone please stop me!!
Haiku # 603, October 8, 1998 8:08 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Enquiring mind
The suspense is killing me
Who the hell are you?
Haiku # 602, October 8, 1998 7:58 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
ISDN line
Failing to transmit my files
Server login failed
Haiku # 601, October 8, 1998 7:55 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
The joys of cooking
How will I flavour this soup
Square onions, crazy
Haiku # 600, October 8, 1998 7:52 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Oh, my bad haikus
Bad the operative word
Eli thinks they're good
Haiku # 599, October 8, 1998 7:47 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again
Haiku # 598, October 7, 1998 8:22 pm ET
by nette of usa
oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again
Haiku # 597, October 7, 1998 8:22 pm ET
by nette of usa
Haiku, haiku
what are you?
seventeen syllables, I do it too!
Haiku # 596, October 7, 1998 8:01 pm ET
by nette of usa
Site for bad haiku,
Horrible, terrible thought.
Delete, delete please.
Haiku # 595, October 7, 1998 7:14 pm ET
by Denise Holterman of Toms River, USA
Just 16 colors?
Argue with video card
No resolution
Haiku # 594, October 7, 1998 6:30 pm ET
by Bob Apthorpe of Austin, USA
Angry cards battle
Adapters seethe with hatred
Internal conflict
Haiku # 593, October 7, 1998 6:29 pm ET
by Bob Apthorpe of Austin, USA
Winds strong and gusting
No escape from the cold rain
Useless umbrella
Haiku # 592, October 7, 1998 7:05 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
A message for Frank:
Flattery is quite allright
But don't enhale it.
Haiku # 591, October 7, 1998 6:57 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
What is that calling?
Is it that time already?
Let's go to the pub.
Haiku # 590, October 7, 1998 3:52 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Blissful, balmy night
Spent camping in the mountains
Damn hoons followed us!
Haiku # 589, October 7, 1998 3:45 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Why does my cigarette
light off again and again
Oh!Moon, have you seen my scooter

Haiku # 588, October 6, 1998 11:47 pm ET
by Rahul Jain of Kanpur, India
Standing under trees,
Growing for hundreds of years,
I took a big leak.
Haiku # 587, October 6, 1998 7:43 pm ET
by Nafa of Tampa, USA
dissolving tea lights
more winding conversation
summer patio
Haiku # 586, October 6, 1998 4:06 am ET
by Ruthie of Toronto,
Chaos Warrior
In my messy living room
Swing your battle-axe
Haiku # 585, October 6, 1998 1:17 am ET
by Fastball of Santa Rosa,
Speeding in my car
I didn't see the light change
Kiss my hairy butt
Haiku # 584, October 3, 1998 3:02 am ET
by Doug Jockinsen of USA
Speeding in my car
I didn't seethe light change
Kiss my hairy butt
Haiku # 583, October 3, 1998 3:02 am ET
by Doug Jockinsen of USA
oops shit not again
laundry soap with bleach today
where is chocolate?
Haiku # 582, October 2, 1998 10:34 pm ET
by Diane B of Snohomish, USA
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >