Didn't get it right
Missed a return the first time
Had to try again.
by Karl of Sydney, Australia
What the hell is this?
You call this shit poetry?
My head really hurts.
by Karl of Sydney, Australia
What the hell is this?
< You call this shit poetry?br> My head really hurts.
by Karl of Sydney, Australia
So, what is the score?
I wonder quite a bloddy lot
Better not to think.
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
I am a man yeah
And wonder what that is, eh?
I'm a goose more like.
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
I gaze at me now
Wondering what I'm doing
Go to bed, lights out.
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
In the mud I sit
In the pig sty I call home
Comfortable mud.
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Rolling in the dirt
God, I wallow in it yeah!!
See me sink in it
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
A lazy, fat slob
Sits waiting for a handout
Wait, I think it's me
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Eating dirt, not good
Loving dirt, swallowing it
I'm a piggy
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
He's so intriguing
With a keen sense of humour
Is it possible?
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
I'm on a roll here
Serving up more bad haikus
Someone please stop me!!
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Enquiring mind
The suspense is killing me
Who the hell are you?
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
ISDN line
Failing to transmit my files
Server login failed
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
The joys of cooking
How will I flavour this soup
Square onions, crazy
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Oh, my bad haikus
Bad the operative word
Eli thinks they're good
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again
by nette of usa
oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again
by nette of usa
Haiku, haiku
what are you?
seventeen syllables, I do it too!
by nette of usa
Site for bad haiku,
Horrible, terrible thought.
Delete, delete please.
by Denise Holterman of Toms River, USA
Just 16 colors?
Argue with video card
No resolution
by Bob Apthorpe of Austin, USA
Angry cards battle
Adapters seethe with hatred
Internal conflict
by Bob Apthorpe of Austin, USA
Winds strong and gusting
No escape from the cold rain
Useless umbrella
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
A message for Frank:
Flattery is quite allright
But don't enhale it.
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
What is that calling?
Is it that time already?
Let's go to the pub.
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Blissful, balmy night
Spent camping in the mountains
Damn hoons followed us!
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Why does my cigarette
light off again and again
Oh!Moon, have you seen my scooter
by Rahul Jain of Kanpur, India
Standing under trees,
Growing for hundreds of years,
I took a big leak.
by Nafa of Tampa, USA
dissolving tea lights
more winding conversation
summer patio
by Ruthie of Toronto,
Chaos Warrior
In my messy living room
Swing your battle-axe
by Fastball of Santa Rosa,
Speeding in my car
I didn't see the light change
Kiss my hairy butt
by Doug Jockinsen of USA
Speeding in my car
I didn't seethe light change
Kiss my hairy butt
by Doug Jockinsen of USA
oops shit not again
laundry soap with bleach today
where is chocolate?
by Diane B of Snohomish, USA
Barenaked Ladies
I mean the band you sicko!
Geez, what a pervert
by Bryce Kujala of San Luis Obispo, USA
The evil monkeys
climbed through our window to eat
my sweet grandmother
by Carl Shura of Canada
In the living room
he sits on the TV set.
Grandpa is senile.
by Carl Shura of Canada
I sit in my pants
recalling waxy red cars
always use the club
by MELISSA of Victoria, Canada
I'm not going to class today
I don't feel like getin' up
I'll get the notes from someone
by Boop Bop Sleep of Bloomsburg, USA
I'm not going to class today
I don't feel like getin' up
I'll get the notes from someone
by Boop Bop Sleep of Bloomsburg, USA
People who don't know
the syntax of haiku, should
not post their po'try
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
you suck
this much I know
now rot in hell
by Greg of Marietta, USA
Went to Disneyland
Got sick on the teacup ride
Mickey Mouse watches
by Steve Ford of Santa Cruz, USA
I'm reallyhungry
For something tasty to eat
Is it lunchtime yet?
by Anna of Sydney, AU
I don't want to work
It's such a beautiful day
Think I'll call in sick
by Anna of Sydney, AU
bad fun, almost like
magnetic poetry on
refrigerator
by Kidunotnot
My name is Jonas
I have walked many miles
To show you my feet
by Kristopher Taylor of Fallbrook, USA
Raindrops drench me, for
like a fool, I forgot my
umbrella at home.
by River of Seattle, USA
Computer books line
the wall of my office, next
they will fall on me
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
Rutabaga Queen
You know what I mean, don't you?
Royal vejtable
by Tom greenthumb of USA
Slut.
Slappy-thighed, wide-open woman
I want you.
by Jim Dewey of Hermosa Beach, USA
