Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Computer books line
the wall of my office, next
they will fall on me
Haiku # 567, October 1, 1998 5:29 pm ET
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
Rutabaga Queen
You know what I mean, don't you?
Royal vejtable
Haiku # 566, October 1, 1998 3:54 pm ET
by Tom greenthumb of USA
Slut.
Slappy-thighed, wide-open woman
I want you.
Haiku # 565, October 1, 1998 11:48 am ET
by Jim Dewey of Hermosa Beach, USA
Don't touch the tweezers
Squeezing, wheezing nor pleasing
I sneezed on tweezers
Haiku # 564, October 1, 1998 10:03 am ET
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Backup your data
Use only as directed
Don't lose your slippers
Haiku # 563, October 1, 1998 9:58 am ET
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Leaves green
Golden leaves fall
Autumn calls
Haiku # 562, October 1, 1998 9:56 am ET
by Gerry Penrose of Oakville, Canada
where do I go now
somthing isnt right some how
oh well bye for now
Haiku # 561, October 1, 1998 8:40 am ET
by Patti Brooks of Northbay, Canada
please don't leave me now
you'll break my heart if you do
because i love you
Haiku # 560, October 1, 1998 7:37 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
i was in my room
waiting for someone to call
then you came along
Haiku # 559, October 1, 1998 7:35 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
life is very short
so look for someone to love
do not waste your time
Haiku # 558, October 1, 1998 7:29 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
May mountain goats, like
cheery hot dog breath, never
lust after your socks
Haiku # 557, September 30, 1998 11:17 pm ET
by Sauron of The land, RaceCarYayas
Bonking the Salesman
Holy Shiest! so Smarmy. Weasel!
Cheap evil whore. itch!
Haiku # 556, September 30, 1998 3:02 pm ET
by Flaming Sword of USA
Screwing the salesman
he drives a convertable
waste our twenty years
Haiku # 555, September 30, 1998 1:11 pm ET
by Mud
where are my pants now?
your father is at the door
quick!out the window.
Haiku # 554, September 30, 1998 12:01 pm ET
by jon
Green plastic bucket
Used to hold pickles, now trash
Which tasted better?
Haiku # 553, September 30, 1998 10:16 am ET
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
The door is ajar
But what does the jar adore?
Whacky doors and jars
Haiku # 552, September 30, 1998 10:07 am ET
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Softly, like a brick
Curly, like toenail clippings
Those soft, curly birds
Haiku # 551, September 30, 1998 9:32 am ET
by Lester
Unaware, I lift the lid
The briny odor foreshadows
Forgotten washload
Haiku # 550, September 30, 1998 8:10 am ET
by Horsehair of Poland, USA
Light brown and goey
Stuck to the roof of your mouth
Alas, life's frustrations!
Haiku # 549, September 30, 1998 6:50 am ET
by Gerry Runte of Bernardsville, US
Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop
Haiku # 548, September 29, 1998 10:08 pm ET
by Steve Offner of Carlsbad, USA
Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop
Haiku # 547, September 29, 1998 9:56 pm ET
by Steve Offner of Carlsbad, USA
I'm eating fast and have to pass gass,
so why ask why pass me some pie.
Haiku # 546, September 29, 1998 10:33 am ET
by Tim Jennings of Danville, U.S.A.
i thought i saw you
standing under the tree
naked and weary
Haiku # 545, September 24, 1998 10:39 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
a beautiful rose
with many thorns around it
nobody can touch
Haiku # 544, September 24, 1998 10:34 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
My dear, sweet, ping pong
How I love the games we play
From across the miles
Haiku # 543, September 24, 1998 12:38 am ET
by Tigerlily of Sydney, AU
All day long I count
Rhythm persists in my head
Drastic measures soon
Haiku # 542, September 18, 1998 5:11 pm ET
by nonsuch seattle,
Listen to the rain
Flooding the City Streets
Damp and Stinky Feet
Haiku # 541, September 18, 1998 6:23 am ET
by BluesMan of Pasig, Philippines
silence for my cat
was run over by a truck
silence for my cat
Haiku # 540, September 17, 1998 12:47 pm ET
by Dogs are Smelly of Santa Fe, USA
Autumn's motley cloak
Casts its gaudy raiment
in a striptease wind.
Haiku # 539, September 17, 1998 10:42 am ET
by Michelle Scheybeler of Edmonton, Canada
My memory is blank
Computer screen has gone blue
What's my mind to do!
Haiku # 538, September 16, 1998 3:31 pm ET
by Kool MoE of Annapolis, The best there is (US!)
16, like jimi,
doors, eagles and fleetwood mac.
born 30 years late.
Haiku # 537, September 12, 1998 2:56 pm ET
by Maisie Day of Manchester, England
I am I
U are U
WE will never be US
Haiku # 536, September 11, 1998 1:55 am ET
by Jit of nyc, US
There be two types now
They who eat cheese, they who don't
Which one would you be?
Haiku # 535, September 7, 1998 12:25 am ET
by Bugnoz of ===
Whitey talk be good
But dissin homies be jive
Cuz I wit da hood.
Haiku # 534, September 7, 1998 12:01 am ET
by Bugnoz of kc, usa
Hey! Just love the blouse
Liberace called last night
Missed shower curtain
Haiku # 533, September 1, 1998 9:00 pm ET
by Squgg of Arcata, US
Hey, who put that there?
Mandarin skin on my shoe
It makes my eyes hurt.
Haiku # 532, August 30, 1998 7:00 am ET
by Handfootwoman of Perth, Australia
Gutwrenching odour
remains of beef vindaloo
Open the window
Haiku # 531, August 29, 1998 8:42 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Dark is the night sky
Decorated by bright stars
Taken for granted
Haiku # 530, August 29, 1998 8:33 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
hey! Yo seamonkey
I thought that you was killed.
Lret's do lunch, babe!!
Haiku # 529, August 26, 1998 10:26 am ET
by the dead cat of lahso, nepal
Oh seamonkey!
I am missing you.
Please float again!
Haiku # 528, August 25, 1998 12:34 pm ET
by the dead cat of lasho, Nepal
Eat SeaMonkey Eat
SeaMonkey you die
you do not float
Haiku # 527, August 24, 1998 12:02 pm ET
by Darci of belleville, Canada
Hamsters eat shredded
carrots and make little
black dates in return
Haiku # 526, August 20, 1998 8:19 pm ET
by Laura
Monica
I will clean it
no charge
Haiku # 525, August 18, 1998 9:19 pm ET
by eric of hamilton, Bermuda
Beach stroll. Warm sunset.
Neap tide lapping passive sands.
Tar stuck 'tween my toes.
Haiku # 524, August 18, 1998 9:06 pm ET
by Kadiz
Caf
Haiku # 523, August 18, 1998 9:04 pm ET
by Kadiz
I gorged on stale To-
fu at Yu's "All-Yu-Can-Eat"
I soiled my khakis!!!
Haiku # 522, August 18, 1998 6:20 pm ET
by Diaphanous Daphne
Night enfolds the room
Endless quiet. Sleep descends.
Horrors lie in wait.
Haiku # 521, August 18, 1998 12:15 am ET
by Kadiz
Words chiseled in stone.
Promises as good as gold.
In the end, just lies.
Haiku # 520, August 17, 1998 7:43 pm ET
by Kadiz
I lust, awaiting.
Quick, the little act is played.
Cash in hand, she leaves.
Haiku # 519, August 17, 1998 7:41 pm ET
by Kadiz
Cuffed, kicked and put out.
No mercy for an old dog.
Just the fleas are fat.
Haiku # 518, August 17, 1998 9:25 am ET
by Kadiz
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