Rutabaga Queen
You know what I mean, don't you?
Royal vejtable
by Tom greenthumb of USA
Slut.
Slappy-thighed, wide-open woman
I want you.
by Jim Dewey of Hermosa Beach, USA
Don't touch the tweezers
Squeezing, wheezing nor pleasing
I sneezed on tweezers
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Backup your data
Use only as directed
Don't lose your slippers
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Leaves green
Golden leaves fall
Autumn calls
by Gerry Penrose of Oakville, Canada
where do I go now
somthing isnt right some how
oh well bye for now
by Patti Brooks of Northbay, Canada
please don't leave me now
you'll break my heart if you do
because i love you
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
i was in my room
waiting for someone to call
then you came along
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
life is very short
so look for someone to love
do not waste your time
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
May mountain goats, like
cheery hot dog breath, never
lust after your socks
by Sauron of The land, RaceCarYayas
Bonking the Salesman
Holy Shiest! so Smarmy. Weasel!
Cheap evil whore. itch!
by Flaming Sword of USA
Screwing the salesman
he drives a convertable
waste our twenty years
by Mud
where are my pants now?
your father is at the door
quick!out the window.
by jon
Green plastic bucket
Used to hold pickles, now trash
Which tasted better?
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
The door is ajar
But what does the jar adore?
Whacky doors and jars
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Softly, like a brick
Curly, like toenail clippings
Those soft, curly birds
by Lester
Unaware, I lift the lid
The briny odor foreshadows
Forgotten washload
by Horsehair of Poland, USA
Light brown and goey
Stuck to the roof of your mouth
Alas, life's frustrations!
by Gerry Runte of Bernardsville, US
Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop
by Steve Offner of Carlsbad, USA
Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop
by Steve Offner of Carlsbad, USA
I'm eating fast and have to pass gass,
so why ask why pass me some pie.
by Tim Jennings of Danville, U.S.A.
i thought i saw you
standing under the tree
naked and weary
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
a beautiful rose
with many thorns around it
nobody can touch
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
My dear, sweet, ping pong
How I love the games we play
From across the miles
by Tigerlily of Sydney, AU
All day long I count
Rhythm persists in my head
Drastic measures soon
by nonsuch seattle,
Listen to the rain
Flooding the City Streets
Damp and Stinky Feet
by BluesMan of Pasig, Philippines
silence for my cat
was run over by a truck
silence for my cat
by Dogs are Smelly of Santa Fe, USA
Autumn's motley cloak
Casts its gaudy raiment
in a striptease wind.
by Michelle Scheybeler of Edmonton, Canada
My memory is blank
Computer screen has gone blue
What's my mind to do!
by Kool MoE of Annapolis, The best there is (US!)
16, like jimi,
doors, eagles and fleetwood mac.
born 30 years late.
by Maisie Day of Manchester, England
I am I
U are U
WE will never be US
by Jit of nyc, US
There be two types now
They who eat cheese, they who don't
Which one would you be?
by Bugnoz of ===
Whitey talk be good
But dissin homies be jive
Cuz I wit da hood.
by Bugnoz of kc, usa
Hey! Just love the blouse
Liberace called last night
Missed shower curtain
by Squgg of Arcata, US
Hey, who put that there?
Mandarin skin on my shoe
It makes my eyes hurt.
by Handfootwoman of Perth, Australia
Gutwrenching odour
remains of beef vindaloo
Open the window
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Dark is the night sky
Decorated by bright stars
Taken for granted
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
hey! Yo seamonkey
I thought that you was killed.
Lret's do lunch, babe!!
by the dead cat of lahso, nepal
Oh seamonkey!
I am missing you.
Please float again!
by the dead cat of lasho, Nepal
Eat SeaMonkey Eat
SeaMonkey you die
you do not float
by Darci of belleville, Canada
Hamsters eat shredded
carrots and make little
black dates in return
by Laura
Monica
I will clean it
no charge
by eric of hamilton, Bermuda
Beach stroll. Warm sunset.
Neap tide lapping passive sands.
Tar stuck 'tween my toes.
by Kadiz
I gorged on stale To-
fu at Yu's "All-Yu-Can-Eat"
I soiled my khakis!!!
by Diaphanous Daphne
Night enfolds the room
Endless quiet. Sleep descends.
Horrors lie in wait.
by Kadiz
Words chiseled in stone.
Promises as good as gold.
In the end, just lies.
by Kadiz
I lust, awaiting.
Quick, the little act is played.
Cash in hand, she leaves.
by Kadiz
Cuffed, kicked and put out.
No mercy for an old dog.
Just the fleas are fat.
by Kadiz
cottage cheese is good
eat your calcium
the best idea since ice cream
by sally of norman, usa
