Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Softly, like a brick
Curly, like toenail clippings
Those soft, curly birds
Haiku # 551, September 30, 1998 9:32 am ET
by Lester
Unaware, I lift the lid
The briny odor foreshadows
Forgotten washload
Haiku # 550, September 30, 1998 8:10 am ET
by Horsehair of Poland, USA
Light brown and goey
Stuck to the roof of your mouth
Alas, life's frustrations!
Haiku # 549, September 30, 1998 6:50 am ET
by Gerry Runte of Bernardsville, US
Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop
Haiku # 548, September 29, 1998 10:08 pm ET
by Steve Offner of Carlsbad, USA
Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop
Haiku # 547, September 29, 1998 9:56 pm ET
by Steve Offner of Carlsbad, USA
I'm eating fast and have to pass gass,
so why ask why pass me some pie.
Haiku # 546, September 29, 1998 10:33 am ET
by Tim Jennings of Danville, U.S.A.
i thought i saw you
standing under the tree
naked and weary
Haiku # 545, September 24, 1998 10:39 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
a beautiful rose
with many thorns around it
nobody can touch
Haiku # 544, September 24, 1998 10:34 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
My dear, sweet, ping pong
How I love the games we play
From across the miles
Haiku # 543, September 24, 1998 12:38 am ET
by Tigerlily of Sydney, AU
All day long I count
Rhythm persists in my head
Drastic measures soon
Haiku # 542, September 18, 1998 5:11 pm ET
by nonsuch seattle,
Listen to the rain
Flooding the City Streets
Damp and Stinky Feet
Haiku # 541, September 18, 1998 6:23 am ET
by BluesMan of Pasig, Philippines
silence for my cat
was run over by a truck
silence for my cat
Haiku # 540, September 17, 1998 12:47 pm ET
by Dogs are Smelly of Santa Fe, USA
Autumn's motley cloak
Casts its gaudy raiment
in a striptease wind.
Haiku # 539, September 17, 1998 10:42 am ET
by Michelle Scheybeler of Edmonton, Canada
My memory is blank
Computer screen has gone blue
What's my mind to do!
Haiku # 538, September 16, 1998 3:31 pm ET
by Kool MoE of Annapolis, The best there is (US!)
16, like jimi,
doors, eagles and fleetwood mac.
born 30 years late.
Haiku # 537, September 12, 1998 2:56 pm ET
by Maisie Day of Manchester, England
I am I
U are U
WE will never be US
Haiku # 536, September 11, 1998 1:55 am ET
by Jit of nyc, US
There be two types now
They who eat cheese, they who don't
Which one would you be?
Haiku # 535, September 7, 1998 12:25 am ET
by Bugnoz of ===
Whitey talk be good
But dissin homies be jive
Cuz I wit da hood.
Haiku # 534, September 7, 1998 12:01 am ET
by Bugnoz of kc, usa
Hey! Just love the blouse
Liberace called last night
Missed shower curtain
Haiku # 533, September 1, 1998 9:00 pm ET
by Squgg of Arcata, US
Hey, who put that there?
Mandarin skin on my shoe
It makes my eyes hurt.
Haiku # 532, August 30, 1998 7:00 am ET
by Handfootwoman of Perth, Australia
Gutwrenching odour
remains of beef vindaloo
Open the window
Haiku # 531, August 29, 1998 8:42 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Dark is the night sky
Decorated by bright stars
Taken for granted
Haiku # 530, August 29, 1998 8:33 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
hey! Yo seamonkey
I thought that you was killed.
Lret's do lunch, babe!!
Haiku # 529, August 26, 1998 10:26 am ET
by the dead cat of lahso, nepal
Oh seamonkey!
I am missing you.
Please float again!
Haiku # 528, August 25, 1998 12:34 pm ET
by the dead cat of lasho, Nepal
Eat SeaMonkey Eat
SeaMonkey you die
you do not float
Haiku # 527, August 24, 1998 12:02 pm ET
by Darci of belleville, Canada
Hamsters eat shredded
carrots and make little
black dates in return
Haiku # 526, August 20, 1998 8:19 pm ET
by Laura
Monica
I will clean it
no charge
Haiku # 525, August 18, 1998 9:19 pm ET
by eric of hamilton, Bermuda
Beach stroll. Warm sunset.
Neap tide lapping passive sands.
Tar stuck 'tween my toes.
Haiku # 524, August 18, 1998 9:06 pm ET
by Kadiz
Caf
Haiku # 523, August 18, 1998 9:04 pm ET
by Kadiz
I gorged on stale To-
fu at Yu's "All-Yu-Can-Eat"
I soiled my khakis!!!
Haiku # 522, August 18, 1998 6:20 pm ET
by Diaphanous Daphne
Night enfolds the room
Endless quiet. Sleep descends.
Horrors lie in wait.
Haiku # 521, August 18, 1998 12:15 am ET
by Kadiz
Words chiseled in stone.
Promises as good as gold.
In the end, just lies.
Haiku # 520, August 17, 1998 7:43 pm ET
by Kadiz
I lust, awaiting.
Quick, the little act is played.
Cash in hand, she leaves.
Haiku # 519, August 17, 1998 7:41 pm ET
by Kadiz
Cuffed, kicked and put out.
No mercy for an old dog.
Just the fleas are fat.
Haiku # 518, August 17, 1998 9:25 am ET
by Kadiz
cottage cheese is good
eat your calcium
the best idea since ice cream
Haiku # 517, August 16, 1998 7:26 pm ET
by sally of norman, usa
Taste of sweet oyster.
A frantic gasping for breath.
Thighs pressed to my ears.
Haiku # 516, August 15, 1998 1:38 pm ET
by Kadiz
Anna's addiction
Is not as sad as Mic's haiku
Wow, is that bad
Haiku # 515, August 15, 1998 12:02 am ET
by Anna of Sydney , Australia
fan belt sweat air hot got gone
bust finger bust finger crap crap
miller time miller time
Haiku # 514, August 13, 1998 8:30 pm ET
by bill seder
I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>
Haiku # 513, August 13, 1998 8:04 pm ET
by Hobert of HEREFORD, AMERICA
I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>
Haiku # 512, August 13, 1998 8:01 pm ET
by Hobert of HEREFORD, AMERICA
Alarm clock it rings
Don't want to get up right now
But, I have to pee.
Haiku # 511, August 13, 1998 11:09 am ET
by James of Dallas, USA
Annie's addiction
made me sad
her poem was better than any cigarette I ever had
Haiku # 510, August 11, 1998 9:37 am ET
by Michael David of Sydney,
Anna's addictionmakes me sad
her poem is better than any cigarette I ever had
Haiku # 509, August 11, 1998 1:18 am ET
by Michael David of Sydney,
Too Many People
Write Such Awful Shit Because
It's All They Can Do
Haiku # 508, August 2, 1998 2:32 am ET
by P. E. Smith (pen name) of Somewhere, the World
shut up jared
go away
Haiku # 507, July 29, 1998 10:31 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
shut up jared
Haiku # 506, July 29, 1998 10:31 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
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Haiku # 505, July 29, 1998 10:29 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
How can i love you
If you will not lie down?
Hey, where are you going?
Haiku # 504, July 28, 1998 6:33 pm ET
by yoon Kim of Austin, USA
Spock! What is that thing?
It seems to be a chicken
Set phasers on stun
Haiku # 503, July 28, 1998 6:27 pm ET
by Yoon Kim of Austin, USA
Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted
Haiku # 502, July 26, 1998 10:32 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia