Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Twix Bar, mocking me
Have my quarters not pleased you?
Come down from your perch.
Haiku # 500, July 23, 1998 10:06 am ET
by Kristian Shannon of Philadelphia, USA
I wear a gas mask
This smell pervades the hamper
sweaty, smelly socks
Haiku # 499, July 11, 1998 2:21 am ET
by Laura Marietta,
Ha!I am a God
For I can say what I must
In seventeen syl-
(damn!)
Haiku # 498, July 7, 1998 6:06 pm ET
by Paul Bright of Charleston, USA
if e e cumm-
ings

(wrote (a
h a i k u (it)
mightlook,
s o m e t h i n g
likethis)
Haiku # 497, July 3, 1998 7:38 am ET
by Robin Parkinson of Reading, England
While I wait at the check out stand
Christ appears over Waco again
Next week maybe Elvis
Haiku # 496, June 28, 1998 8:42 pm ET
by Megan Munro of Pasadena, USA
I say fuck tha werld!"
Homicidal gerl am I
Where's yer gun dammit?
Haiku # 495, June 28, 1998 3:13 pm ET
by Sammy Marietta,
Ankle bends wrong way
I fall,sharp pain explodes.Dammit!
On crutches again
Haiku # 494, June 28, 1998 2:59 pm ET
by Laura
Must all poetry
Explore the depths of the heart?
I say "Burma Shave"!
Haiku # 493, June 27, 1998 12:30 pm ET
by Marc K. Myers of Fairview Park, USA
who be flangin'?
Haiku # 492, June 26, 1998 2:30 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
up sum do wang ditty ditty
Haiku # 491, June 26, 1998 2:27 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
gggr
Haiku # 490, June 26, 1998 2:27 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
proficial net zero catcher in ripe wry
Haiku # 489, June 26, 1998 2:26 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
erstwhiley...
Haiku # 488, June 26, 1998 2:25 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
hai kuthislowballer
Haiku # 487, June 26, 1998 2:24 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
steamy salad status smiling smartly
Haiku # 486, June 26, 1998 2:23 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
mmmeaty
ur
p
Haiku # 485, June 26, 1998 2:22 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
meaty ur p
Haiku # 484, June 26, 1998 2:18 am ET
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
g
g
g r
Haiku # 483, June 26, 1998 2:17 am ET
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
I'm not in the mood
To write horrible Haiku;
I just want to scroll.
Haiku # 482, June 25, 1998 1:30 am ET
by Chad Beehler of Howell, USA
It's been a long time
i have finally returned
hey, you! stop screaming
Haiku # 481, June 20, 1998 11:15 am ET
by Wolfmind
silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
situation critical
activate backup mannouvers
Haiku # 480, June 10, 1998 12:29 pm ET
by swan of London, england
silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
Haiku # 479, June 10, 1998 12:20 pm ET
by wizmo of London, england
Silivri demek istiyorum
Asl
Haiku # 478, June 8, 1998 7:48 am ET
by Muhte
Bi kere kapansak
Yeter asl
Haiku # 477, June 8, 1998 7:41 am ET
by Alicik
Cemcim diyorum ki
Haiku # 476, June 8, 1998 7:39 am ET
by erdo
Cemcim diyorum ki
Haiku # 475, June 8, 1998 7:38 am ET
by erdo
what i want to say
make life what you will today
words not fade away
Haiku # 474, June 7, 1998 2:56 pm ET
by matt
Here's a suggestion
this page sucks alot of dick, eh?
i have no life too
Haiku # 473, June 5, 1998 6:50 pm ET
by Craig Volpe of USA
I just don't get it
what is the point of this thing
where are the brakes, huh?
Haiku # 472, June 4, 1998 4:40 pm ET
by Carolynne of Mt. Airy, USoA
uninvited chimes
toll the ending of the day
and the start of night
Haiku # 471, June 4, 1998 4:37 pm ET
by Carolynne of MT. AIRY, USoA
Page loads too slowly
Don't have time to wait for it
Will find other site
Haiku # 470, June 4, 1998 1:25 pm ET
by Tim of Cayucos, USA
the Q train to work superheated urine stench slave ship docks at 9


Haiku # 469, June 3, 1998 8:54 pm ET
by pat of new york, usa
The smelly man sits
Odor wafting through the air
Deoderant Please
Haiku # 468, June 2, 1998 11:07 am ET
by Cora of Lunenburg, La La Land
Photo of a man
Weighs heavily on my mind
Though I don't know him
Haiku # 467, May 30, 1998 2:03 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
your mind is like
virginity once you lose
it your screwed
Haiku # 466, May 28, 1998 11:44 am ET
by Jo Dee of Edmore, U.S.
Haiku # 465, May 28, 1998 11:39 am ET
by Jo Dee
Was it my blood
I saw a redcat crying when
Violin fallen on her
Haiku # 464, May 20, 1998 2:44 pm ET
by Ali Erdem Ural of Istanbul, Turkey
Poopie do dayly
bringing horror to toilet
I sence a tunder
Haiku # 463, May 18, 1998 12:04 pm ET
by Lusk of ribe, USA
rumbling and running
probably from the bad
food at the deli
Haiku # 462, May 17, 1998 12:44 am ET
by todd akita of brooklyn, yooessayee
Nothing since Monday --
A serious Haiku drought.
Must get word around.
Haiku # 461, May 15, 1998 12:55 pm ET
by Adam of Someplace breezy, America
I once knew a yam
who yelled and yodeled while it
sat doing yoga
Haiku # 460, May 11, 1998 1:27 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
the wisdom of the
valedictorrian was
like that of an ass
Haiku # 459, May 11, 1998 1:22 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
the zany zebra
zapped hisself when he tried
to zip his zipper
Haiku # 458, May 11, 1998 1:21 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
In a classroom sits
twenty little ugly children
taught by senile women
Haiku # 457, May 11, 1998 1:20 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
A teenager sits
wondering of puppydogs
when a bird drops doo!
Haiku # 456, May 11, 1998 1:16 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
A chicken sandwich
Ahhhh the glory of poultry
KFC, my ass!
Haiku # 455, May 8, 1998 2:05 pm ET
by ian kiar of T O R O N T O, CANADA
life is death without adventure,
adventure only come to those who are
willing to be daring and take chances.
Haiku # 454, May 7, 1998 7:59 pm ET
by jayester of la, usa
oh,Mr. WoodchuckTime to come out of your holeTime to enjoy spring
Haiku # 453, May 7, 1998 5:07 pm ET
by sarah
machine soul dimension
real is art, faster
Red, Green, Blue
Haiku # 452, May 4, 1998 4:10 pm ET
by Marty of Montreal, Canada
Terrible machine
Fools everyone to think
'Pretty' work is good
Haiku # 451, May 4, 1998 5:57 am ET
by Lynne Street of Masterton (it's only a town!), New Zealand
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