Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Page loads too slowly
Don't have time to wait for it
Will find other site
Haiku # 470, June 4, 1998 1:25 pm ET
by Tim of Cayucos, USA
the Q train to work superheated urine stench slave ship docks at 9


Haiku # 469, June 3, 1998 8:54 pm ET
by pat of new york, usa
The smelly man sits
Odor wafting through the air
Deoderant Please
Haiku # 468, June 2, 1998 11:07 am ET
by Cora of Lunenburg, La La Land
Photo of a man
Weighs heavily on my mind
Though I don't know him
Haiku # 467, May 30, 1998 2:03 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
your mind is like
virginity once you lose
it your screwed
Haiku # 466, May 28, 1998 11:44 am ET
by Jo Dee of Edmore, U.S.
Haiku # 465, May 28, 1998 11:39 am ET
by Jo Dee
Was it my blood
I saw a redcat crying when
Violin fallen on her
Haiku # 464, May 20, 1998 2:44 pm ET
by Ali Erdem Ural of Istanbul, Turkey
Poopie do dayly
bringing horror to toilet
I sence a tunder
Haiku # 463, May 18, 1998 12:04 pm ET
by Lusk of ribe, USA
rumbling and running
probably from the bad
food at the deli
Haiku # 462, May 17, 1998 12:44 am ET
by todd akita of brooklyn, yooessayee
Nothing since Monday --
A serious Haiku drought.
Must get word around.
Haiku # 461, May 15, 1998 12:55 pm ET
by Adam of Someplace breezy, America
I once knew a yam
who yelled and yodeled while it
sat doing yoga
Haiku # 460, May 11, 1998 1:27 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
the wisdom of the
valedictorrian was
like that of an ass
Haiku # 459, May 11, 1998 1:22 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
the zany zebra
zapped hisself when he tried
to zip his zipper
Haiku # 458, May 11, 1998 1:21 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
In a classroom sits
twenty little ugly children
taught by senile women
Haiku # 457, May 11, 1998 1:20 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
A teenager sits
wondering of puppydogs
when a bird drops doo!
Haiku # 456, May 11, 1998 1:16 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
A chicken sandwich
Ahhhh the glory of poultry
KFC, my ass!
Haiku # 455, May 8, 1998 2:05 pm ET
by ian kiar of T O R O N T O, CANADA
life is death without adventure,
adventure only come to those who are
willing to be daring and take chances.
Haiku # 454, May 7, 1998 7:59 pm ET
by jayester of la, usa
oh,Mr. WoodchuckTime to come out of your holeTime to enjoy spring
Haiku # 453, May 7, 1998 5:07 pm ET
by sarah
machine soul dimension
real is art, faster
Red, Green, Blue
Haiku # 452, May 4, 1998 4:10 pm ET
by Marty of Montreal, Canada
Terrible machine
Fools everyone to think
'Pretty' work is good
Haiku # 451, May 4, 1998 5:57 am ET
by Lynne Street of Masterton (it's only a town!), New Zealand
3D animation
is this the profession I want?
I must get a plugin
to the real world
Haiku # 450, May 4, 1998 4:26 am ET
by Mr.Oz Adi of Tel-Aviv, ISRAEL
no work today
and the day before
and the one before
this month's salary will probably be
FUCKING SHIT SMALL!!!
Haiku # 449, May 4, 1998 4:20 am ET
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-Aviv, ISRAEL
why, tell me why
to bother
if no one emails me
anyway?!
Haiku # 448, May 4, 1998 4:17 am ET
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-Aviv, ISRAEL
Teeth are glistening
Shaving razor grins its pose
Scrape! Scrape! Nyurking teeth!
Haiku # 447, May 1, 1998 12:41 am ET
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Diarrhea stew
Swirls, festers, bubbles and pops
"Yu'll eat en like it!!!"
Haiku # 446, May 1, 1998 12:34 am ET
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Slugs glisten the tracks
Slimy, slimy escargot
Train crushes, derails
(Hey, the "(br)" thing does work!)
Haiku # 445, May 1, 1998 12:29 am ET
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Random thoughts are blurred.
Hey!That's a Foster bottle!
I wear boxer shorts.
(just seeing if the
thing really works.)
Haiku # 444, May 1, 1998 12:27 am ET
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Old milk pastes my gums
It's 12:30 in the morn
err err err err err!
Haiku # 443, May 1, 1998 12:24 am ET
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Yank on me now my
Total gaming slut I pass
Blur time, Oh my lord
Haiku # 442, April 30, 1998 12:32 pm ET
by Sticky Rice of Toronto,
oesday a ogday
ikelay otay ollowsway
ishay own itspay?
Haiku # 441, April 29, 1998 5:57 pm ET
by patty jeanne of orofino, usa
bad haiku can be
very hard to have to hear
with your heart and mind
Haiku # 440, April 29, 1998 5:50 pm ET
by patty jeanne of Orofino, USA
Slash & burn farming
hoary family heirloom
dense haze clogs my lungs
Haiku # 439, April 27, 1998 10:23 pm ET
by Andy of KL, Malaysia
Harvest stubble burns
Smoking can damage your health
Autumn has cancer
Haiku # 438, April 27, 1998 10:20 pm ET
by Andy of KL, Malaysia
Autumn fires burning Malaysian haze strangles the Commonwealth Games
Haiku # 437, April 27, 1998 10:16 pm ET
by Andy of Malaysia,
what's this shit man
wordws they fail me
someone out there
please email me
Haiku # 436, April 27, 1998 6:39 pm ET
by sandy smith of wickham, England
life is short
and then you die
bake yourself a bloody pie
Haiku # 435, April 27, 1998 6:37 pm ET
by Sandy Smith of Ippo, England
loving you i'll fly away to yesterday love that makes me cry bye
Haiku # 434, April 27, 1998 3:28 pm ET
by petalouda love of usa
loving you i'll fly away to yesterday love that makes me cry goodbye
Haiku # 433, April 27, 1998 3:05 pm ET
by petalouda love of usa
Iraq attacks us
A bomb falls from the blue sky
Bomb shelter fails me
Haiku # 432, April 25, 1998 12:00 am ET
by Tommy of Portland, USA
Peaceful trailor park
There's a nice big tornado
There goes my trailor
Haiku # 431, April 24, 1998 11:59 pm ET
by Tommy of Portland, USA
The blue water shines
Pretty boats are everywhere
My boat is sinking
Haiku # 430, April 24, 1998 11:55 pm ET
by Tommy of Portland, USA
I LOOK LIKE YOU
YOU LOOK UGLY AS POO TO
ME AND YOU TOO
Haiku # 429, April 23, 1998 2:01 pm ET
by G MAN BRIGGGS of GUESS, SURE
word for beer is beer
in most countries I have been
have not learned much
Haiku # 428, April 15, 1998 12:52 pm ET
by hi janis of berlin, GmbH
The sky is still
The ground is moving
I am drunk
Haiku # 427, April 14, 1998 7:47 pm ET
by ChAd of rochester, usa
v
Haiku # 426, April 13, 1998 7:58 am ET
by maik of tallinn, estonia
postiljonil oli kiri
millel oli minu nimi
surnuaias seisab kivi
millel postiljoni nimi
Haiku # 425, April 13, 1998 7:43 am ET
by maik of tallinn, estonia
Do I choose paper?
Should I go with the plastic?
It's only a bag.
Haiku # 424, April 7, 1998 2:40 am ET
by Stephy! of Rockford, USA
When I was a kid,
I liked to play Simon Says.
Simon Says, "Sit!"
Why?
Haiku # 423, April 7, 1998 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Rockford, USA
I like to suck dick,
but only on my boyfriend's.
This makes him happy.
Haiku # 422, April 7, 1998 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Rockford, USA
Shit!What should I do?
I am sure I have to fart...
I'm a girl--I can't.
Haiku # 421, April 7, 1998 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Rockford, USA`
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