Nothing since Monday --
A serious Haiku drought.
Must get word around.
by Adam of Someplace breezy, America
I once knew a yam
who yelled and yodeled while it
sat doing yoga
by Jerry Mannor of USA
the wisdom of the
valedictorrian was
like that of an ass
by Jerry Mannor of USA
the zany zebra
zapped hisself when he tried
to zip his zipper
by Jerry Mannor of USA
In a classroom sits
twenty little ugly children
taught by senile women
by Jerry Mannor of USA
A teenager sits
wondering of puppydogs
when a bird drops doo!
by Jerry Mannor of USA
A chicken sandwich
Ahhhh the glory of poultry
KFC, my ass!
by ian kiar of T O R O N T O, CANADA
life is death without adventure,
adventure only come to those who are
willing to be daring and take chances.
by jayester of la, usa
oh,Mr. WoodchuckTime to come out of your holeTime to enjoy spring
by sarah
machine soul dimension
real is art, faster
Red, Green, Blue
by Marty of Montreal, Canada
Terrible machine
Fools everyone to think
'Pretty' work is good
by Lynne Street of Masterton (it's only a town!), New Zealand
3D animation
is this the profession I want?
I must get a plugin
to the real world
by Mr.Oz Adi of Tel-Aviv, ISRAEL
no work today
and the day before
and the one before
this month's salary will probably be
FUCKING SHIT SMALL!!!
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-Aviv, ISRAEL
why, tell me why
to bother
if no one emails me
anyway?!
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-Aviv, ISRAEL
Teeth are glistening
Shaving razor grins its pose
Scrape! Scrape! Nyurking teeth!
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Diarrhea stew
Swirls, festers, bubbles and pops
"Yu'll eat en like it!!!"
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Slugs glisten the tracks
Slimy, slimy escargot
Train crushes, derails
(Hey, the "(br)" thing does work!)
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Random thoughts are blurred.
Hey!That's a Foster bottle!
I wear boxer shorts.
(just seeing if the
thing really works.)
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Old milk pastes my gums
It's 12:30 in the morn
err err err err err!
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Yank on me now my
Total gaming slut I pass
Blur time, Oh my lord
by Sticky Rice of Toronto,
oesday a ogday
ikelay otay ollowsway
ishay own itspay?
by patty jeanne of orofino, usa
bad haiku can be
very hard to have to hear
with your heart and mind
by patty jeanne of Orofino, USA
Slash & burn farming
hoary family heirloom
dense haze clogs my lungs
by Andy of KL, Malaysia
Harvest stubble burns
Smoking can damage your health
Autumn has cancer
by Andy of KL, Malaysia
Autumn fires burning Malaysian haze strangles the Commonwealth Games
by Andy of Malaysia,
what's this shit man
wordws they fail me
someone out there
please email me
by sandy smith of wickham, England
life is short
and then you die
bake yourself a bloody pie
by Sandy Smith of Ippo, England
loving you i'll fly away to yesterday love that makes me cry bye
by petalouda love of usa
loving you i'll fly away to yesterday love that makes me cry goodbye
by petalouda love of usa
Iraq attacks us
A bomb falls from the blue sky
Bomb shelter fails me
by Tommy of Portland, USA
Peaceful trailor park
There's a nice big tornado
There goes my trailor
by Tommy of Portland, USA
The blue water shines
Pretty boats are everywhere
My boat is sinking
by Tommy of Portland, USA
I LOOK LIKE YOU
YOU LOOK UGLY AS POO TO
ME AND YOU TOO
by G MAN BRIGGGS of GUESS, SURE
word for beer is beer
in most countries I have been
have not learned much
by hi janis of berlin, GmbH
The sky is still
The ground is moving
I am drunk
by ChAd of rochester, usa
v
by maik of tallinn, estonia
postiljonil oli kiri
millel oli minu nimi
surnuaias seisab kivi
millel postiljoni nimi
by maik of tallinn, estonia
Do I choose paper?
Should I go with the plastic?
It's only a bag.
by Stephy! of Rockford, USA
When I was a kid,
I liked to play Simon Says.
Simon Says, "Sit!"
Why?
by Anonymous Poet of Rockford, USA
I like to suck dick,
but only on my boyfriend's.
This makes him happy.
by Anonymous Poet of Rockford, USA
Shit!What should I do?
I am sure I have to fart...
I'm a girl--I can't.
by Anonymous Poet of Rockford, USA`
I would really like
to Poop on a Stick.
Just once, for Dustin!
by Anonymous Poet of Rockford, USA
one more bad haiku
before i have to log off
be happy i'm gone
by Wolf Mind
too much time for me
to create these weird haikus
getting really bored
by Wolf Mind
down down down down down
the fall has a ways to go
help help help help help
by Wolf Mind
Ignore the last one
it was an erronious
mistake on my part
by Wolf Mind
what
tags are/ you talking about i dont/ see them anywhere
by Wolf Mind
taxes and death are the two certain things in life having fun is not
by Wolf Mind
lost in my own town
no city planner for us
the streets are crooked
by Maya Stutzman of US
Stoner live and stoners die
But in the end we all get high
so if in life you don't succeed
fuck it all and smoke some weed
by assfault Aiken, USA
